"a tumblr user" -MatPat

evil

Im your lolcow and i love you

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

petscop, to me, is weird abstract vent art made by a suicidal teen. and that is integral to understanding why i feel so strongly about rainer being literally the game petscop. like i dont think its a haunted disk or anything. i think that...when we put ourselves into art to the extent that rainer does with petscop, that art becomes us, or at least a part of us. and so i believe that rainer is the game. not in the game. is.

when paul plays petscop, he is talking to rainer. not literally, but when he plays through this game his dead cousin made, it's a way of communication between somebody unearthing his past trauma and somebody from his past who struggled to communicate with anybody about how they really felt. it's so weirdly intimate, and it really elevates the whole "paul would really rather not continue posting this but his family is forcing him to because his dead cousin made this game and it has a lot of shit relating to their family trauma in it" thing, because like...really this should just be for paul, right? we shouldn't need to witness this man talk to his dead cousin. it feels so fucking invasive man, i love it

i'm glad people are finding out abt nullification in my notes. you have always had the option to have nothing!!!! if you don't want genitals you don't have to have em. nullification is an option regardless of whether you're starting with a vagina or a penis. in both cases you also have a choice in whether you want an erogenous zone or not! you can choose to preserve or remove your sexual nerves. i know lots of people don't realize they have this option so im glad the word is spreading

snowstorm that makes you old

baby its old outside

i really cant age

baby its old outside

I had a dream where there was a live action howl’s moving castle remake and Sheldon Cooper played howl but actually REALLY nailed the role and was the only good part of the movie

sorry I was daydreaming about decorating my first apartment. yeah it will happen again

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)