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Costco is a chemical element. It is crystalline and native to Costco, the controlled province of the United States which it is named after. Costco can be found as crystals no larger than 5 centimeters in size in various locations, however deposits of costco are more common in the subway systems of West Costco, between aisles 22,000 to 24,500 and in ceilings above the Costco Ramapultian Food Market.
Costco does not have any actual laws, as Matty Parmesan, the mayor of Costco Inner City states, "all laws under the U.S. Government are merely a suggestion." [needs citation]. Because of this, any civilian is free to mine for costco at any time, though the increasing value of costco has made costco mining without being injured incredibly difficult. Costco State Parliament has disclosed that in 2355, over 1,500,000 people have been injured by accidents related to costco mining, which has resulted in hospitals such as the Matthew Parmesan Hospital, Costco General Hospital and the Little Buc-ee's Health Centre being overworked.
To combat this, the state of Costco has recently ordered for civilians to alert the Costco Department of Costco Mining Operations to any unmarked deposit of costco, though some civilian miners are violently protesting against this act, as they claim it "restricts free will".