#falloutvines

[Talking about anxiety]

Nick : you probably should get that checked out

MacCready : I probably should, but sanity’s overrated, who needs it?

Sole : [listening to classfight]

Hancock : “daddy chimed in, go for the throat” bitch what’s the supposed to mean? You want me to cut a bitch with a switchblade or somthin?

[Watching a movie at the starlight drive-in they somehow managed to get to work]

Movie character : *does something dumb*

Sole with terrible perception: I have -8 vision and I still saw that coming

Hancock : *screaming about a RadRoachs*

Sole with the animal taming perk : where,, let me pet it

Hancock, in roller skates, skating around sanctuary high as a kite :

MacCready : what the fu———fig

Maccready : what the tic tac nickel back riff raf quick quack quarter back diddly dack frick frack was that

Sole : you can say fuck

Maccready : I know, but I like to see them suffer through this

Sole : I’m losing it

Did I try and color coordinate them off of their biggest defining colors? Yes, yes I did.

Did I give deacon color changing dialogue because he always uses disguises? Yes, yes I did.

SS : I want to see my little boy

Nick *carrying dogmeat* : here he comes

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Hancock *sitting in a tub* : I’m washing me in my clothes

SS : he’s high as fuck

Hancock : I’m washing me in my clothes bitcH...I’m washing me in my clothes

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SS *carrying Hancock firemens carry style* : . . .

Hancock *high af* :

SS : back streets back, back alright! Do do do do-

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Deacon : *stalking SS* You better watch out

SS : ?

Deacon : yOu bEtTEr wAtCh oUt

SS : ???

Deacon : yOU bETTeR wATcH oUt

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Hancock : *Walking into a room with a gun*

Nick sitting on some couch in Sanctuary : *sleeping?? Like shut down state to run diagnostic*

Hancock : *Fires the gun*

Nick “waking up” and falling off the couch : thIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU

Hancock : *Laughing is his ass off*

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Danse :

SS being nice to literally anything that’s not human :

Danse : what the fuck? What the fuck? is that,, is that allowed?

SS : stop-

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SS ; WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDIES WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF ATOM/BoS HERE

Danse : *crying*

SS, *slowly zooms in with a Camera* : KUMBAYAAAA MY LORD

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Raider ; YOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE

Hancock : I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME-

Raider ;

Raider ; BIT-

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Danse ; alright let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first

Nick ; ?

Danse *camera zooming in* ; I hate you

Bonus (es)

Maxson @anything that’s not human, *sliding down a railing*; you’re all going to hell goodbye

SS with the pacify animals perk(s) fully maxed out ; Don’t fuck with my I have the power of god and Deathclaws on my side

Raiders ; Wait wHa-

Teen!synth Shaun : *Walks into the living room with a flare gun*

Teen!Duncan : *Asleep*

Shaun : *Shoots the flare gun at the ceiling*

ft Fallout 3 special appearance characters

Enjoy this mayhem of a post

SS ; R AAH!

Piper ; Stop! I COULDA DROPPED MY CROISSANT!

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Lone Wanderer ; play it and you get hundred million dollars, but a hundred million people will die

Jericho : *PLAYS INTENSELY*

Lone Wanderer : JeRiCHo nO

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SS, handing X6-88 a balloon; I have no soul have a nice day

X6-88 ; I don’t have one either

SS : *wheezing laughter*

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Danse ; your stupid

Danse ; *trips and falls on his face*

Hancock / Nick ; *plays drums and cymbals* don’t call me that again you ugly fu-

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Cait ; so basically what I was thinking of-

Anyone ; *punches her in the face*

Cait ; AW FUCK I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’VE DONE THIS——

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Deacon : *holding a grenade* this bitch empty

Deacon :

Deacon : yEET-

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Hancock :

SS : *drinking something*

Hancock : hey bro can I get a sip of that water?

SS : it’s not water

Hancock : Vodka I like your style-

SS : it’s vinegar

Hancock : ——what?

SS : *downing the whole thing* it’s vinegar puss-

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And finally

Nobody :

Not a soul :

Dogmeat :