#exceed

Spinel calls Giovanni

*Telephone Rings*

Team Rocket Grunt: Hello? *Points to Giovanni* It says its to you, boss.

Giovanni: Give it to me. *Takes Phone* Hello?

Spinel: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Giovanni: ... You have any ideia on who you are talking to?

Spinel: Im talking with Mr. Generic Mafia Boss right now, thats who im talking to!

Giovanni: Oh. Its you. The twink.

Spinel: Yes-NO! Im the great Scientist of Exceed-

Giovanni: Ex-Scientist. Now you are in prison for... *Picks a Newspaper* Failing in taking over the world. Huh. Lots of guys on the work try the same thing.

Spinel: Dont you understimate me, old man.

Giovanni: Yeah yeah, i know. You are a genius. Why did you called me?

Spinel: You STOLE my work.

*Silence*

Giovanni: ... What?

Spinel: You heard me. You stole my Strong Spheres.

Giovanni: That crap that makes pokemon rabid?

Spinel: Its a genius way to improve their power!

Giovanni: Yeah, but your Umbreon hates you now, while my Persian is now sitting on my lap, receiving Head Scratches like a good girl.

Spinel: You are a bitch. You literally joined forces with an ex-worker of mine and recreated a Laquium cristal!

Giovanni: Its not even a real Laquium Crystal. Its generic, made with Berserk Genes.

Soinel: Berserk what?

Giovanni: Yeah, its stuff you can get with Mewtwo dna. Makes pokemon stronger, but also leaves them confused.

Spinel: ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I COULD GET THE SAME EFFECT OF LAQUIUM BY HUNTING A FUCKING POKEMON?!

GIovanni: Yeah, but probably you wont, because now FYLs are being a sucess on Black Market. No Laquium problems, just ravaging strong Pokémon.

Spinel: What the hell is a FYL?

Giovanni: It means, Fuck You Loser. Dont call me again.

Spinel: WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY TEAM ROCKET! YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL KILL-

*Telephone turns off*

Nothing of this is canon