Can we all fucking STOP introducing ourselves with flaws in the first message? "Hello, I'm Name, I'm shy and socially awkward, and I don't have hobbies and I don't know how to talk to people and I'm stupid and I'm weird and I eat my own boogers and I used to do This and That but I don't do it anymore and I'm boring and you probably don't even want to talk to me".
FUCK YES, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE WTF???
Can we just start with "Hi, I'm Name, I saw you There doing This. Wanna chat?" or something more specific to a situation where we met them?
And if we get a "No", can we just go "Oh, okay. Have a nice day, bye!" and move on with our lives without turning it into a Tragedy of the century?












