'The King...' stammered Crach. 'Is at sea, Modron. He is looking for the remains... And the bodies. Since yesterday...' 'Why did he let them?' shouted the queen. 'How could he allow it?'
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'The King...' stammered Crach. 'Is at sea, Modron. He is looking for the remains... And the bodies. Since yesterday...' 'Why did he let them?' shouted the queen. 'How could he allow it?'

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Sometimes I just like to think about what it could've been if Geralt had gotten Ciri right after Pavetta and Duny died. If Calanthe was so weighed down by grief she realizes she can't take care of Ciri. So she orders Moussack to go find Geralt to collect Ciri. Imagining Geralt in a random tavern somewhere in Temeria, slowly making his way up to Kaer Morhen for the winter as autumn is approaching. Him having a gut feeling he should head up early, he thinks it's because something is wrong with Vesemir so he's anxious to make it through. But Roach needs to rest and well, it wouldn't hurt to get some extra supplies for the winter. Certainly wouldn't hurt to get some extra booze so he has relief from Lambert's grating voice on his ears. Besides, he and Eskel can stay up late and drink to their hearts content up in his room like they used to sneak around when they were teens.
Then out of the blue he sees Moussack, and dread fills his entire body. He doesn't keep up with news outside of what Dandelion tells him. So when Moussack is telling him Calanthe is summoning him he's thinking "oh fuck, she's changed her mind and is going to execute me."
But Moussack reassures him he's not going to be harmed. Calanthe is asking for him because of his child surprise. And now Geralt is really worried. What happened to them? Are they okay? Are they hurt? Did they die? They're only a few months old, there's so much that could've gone wrong. So he agrees to go with Moussack.
Calanthe looks a mess when Geralt sees her. Eist is by her side as always, trying to comfort her. Pavetta and Duny are nowhere in sight and it's making Geralt extremely antsy. Calanthe tells him the news, her voice is hoarse from all the crying she's been doing. Geralt sympathizes with them, gives them his condolences. And then that's when he realizes "oh. OH. OH NO". Sure enough Calanthe tells him she can't take care of herself, how could she care for a baby. Geralt refutes telling her "they're your grandchild, I don't want to rip them away-" and Calanthe tells him then it's a girl. And for a split second his brain gives the helpful thought of "oh I have a daughter" and Geralt is having an internal meltdown right there in the throne room. But he can't refuse. His entire basis for not coming back and claiming her is because she has a family who cares about her. But now that family is saying that they can't care for her, not because they don't love her, but because they do. So Geralt agrees to take her.
The first time he meets her he is entirely captivated by how small and precious she is. The moment he holds her he feels overwhelmed with such a fierce protectiveness and he can't help but absolutely adore her. He is trying so hard to stay stoic and unemotional but the moment he's alone with Ciri back in that old tavern he'd been at he just holds her and smiles. If he'd been a normal man, he probably would've burst into tears by how happy he was. (he did later once she got settled into Kaer Morhen, when he and Eskel did end up drinking up in his room. They're talking about the usual things, and then he looked over to her in her makeshift crib and just started bawling. Eskel freaks out and asks him what's wrong and he replies "I just love her so much."... Yes Eskel teared up.)
Then he has to go through the lovely moments of "how the fuck do you raise a baby" which Vesemir watches with so much amusement. Geralt raided most of Kaer Morhen's library and Nenneke's office for books about parenting. (Kaer Morhen has none, unsurprisingly.) He eventually asks Eskel to go to Oxenfurt and grab Dandelion and any books about parenting, childhood development, psychology and women's health he can find. (He is DREADING eventually having The Talk with Ciri but he won't be unprepared.) Dandelion is completely awestruck with Kaer Morhen of course however, nothing shocks him more than seeing Geralt looking bone tired with a 5 month old baby wailing in his arms, trying to soothe her.
"uh... What ya got there, Geralt?"
"H e l p."
Where's Yennefer? What about Yennefer?? Geralt is hesitant at first to even tell Yennefer he has a kid. But she sends him a letter one day, asking him where he is now that it's coming up on spring. (Ciri's first bday!!! Yay!!!! Also oh gods planning a birthday?!?!?!?? That's a thing??????) So he does tell her, and she understandably to her character demands to see this child surprise. So again, sends Eskel on out (pls Geralt, he's your childhood best friend, not your errand boy.) to go get Yennefer. Yennefer storms through the main hall, not even acknowledging Lambert and Vesemir, and right up to Geralt. How did she manage to find her way through the halls without ever being there before? Geralt doesn't know and he's scared by it. Yennefer spots Ciri, who's doing her tummy time. To which she's very fussy about and gives the nastiest glares an almost 1 year old can to her father. Yennefer is absolutely gobsmacked that Geralt was being genuine. She points to Ciri, then to Geralt, then back to Ciri, to Geralt.
"YOU?????? HOW????"
"I'm really bad at making jokes."
Yennefer adores Ciri, but Ciri is a little skeptical of her. Who is this strange woman????? Where is her dad?????? Where's her other dad (Dandelion)???? How dare she smell nice and be warm???? Ugh as if she'd let her feed her!!! No way! Yennefer is always completely drenched with baby food whenever she attempts to feed Ciri. Geralt tries so hard not to laugh at her. Ciri is absolutely seething by the end of it and is only contained when Geralt picks her up and holds her securely. Then it's like little devil Ciri never existed, she's all smiles and babbling happily to her dad. Yennefer gets really disheartened over it. Late at night she ends up crying over it, thinking it wouldn't matter if she was able to have kids or not; Ciri proves she'd be a horrible mother anyway. Geralt doesn't know what to say at first, but he knows it's not true. Yennefer is trying her best, it's just that Ciri is really fussy. She even fusses sometimes when Dandelion holds her. He tries to comfort Yen, and ends up deciding the best thing to do is hold her and tell her that she's doing amazing. He doesn't think she believes him because she's still got a very somber look on her face the next day. She becomes reluctant to take up care of Ciri because of the incident. Well about after the third day of this Ciri gets fussy again. Geralt is taking a well deserved nap day. He's back in his room snoozing away. Yennefer and Dandelion are with Ciri in the library, one of the warmest places in the keep. Dandelion wipes his hands of the ink that stains them and picks her up and checks if she's soiled. She isn't, so he asks if she's hungry. She thrashes around in his hold and turns in search of Yennefer and starts grabbing towards her. So Dandelion hands her over to Yen. The moment Ciri's resting against Yennefer she settles down.
"huh, guess she just wanted her mommy." Dandelion comments and Yennefer starts crying. (Dandelion's face morphed from aww to OH FUCK)
The bigger Ciri gets the more rambunctious and energetic. Geralt couldn't be prouder that they're all raising her to be genuine to herself and that they've broken the generational trauma. Vesemir pats Geralt on the shoulder one day and tells him "I'm proud of you, Wolf" and damn, if that doesn't make him want to cry. He doesn't of course, only meeting Ciri made him cry from joy. And oh how she gives Lambert a run for his money. It's hilarious to see a 60-something year old argue with a 4 year old. They get into the most stupid arguments too. "blue is better than red!" Or "I'm taller than you" which is the most absurd because it's always Ciri who starts it. Geralt thinks it's because Lambert is the shortest besides Vesemir. But Vesemir has only become short due to his old age, and Ciri already gives him a hard time for that. ("Why are you so fat and old? Aren't you a Witcher like Daddy?" She said once and Vesemir just paused and looked at her like "why would you say that to me". She burst into a giggle fit at his crushed expression.)
The argument will always, without fail, go:
C: I'm taller than you.
L: no you're not? I'm 5'11!
C: well I'm 8 feet tall!!!!
L: more like 2 feet tall!
C: NO! SEE
Then she'll stand on the chair so she towers over Lambert.
L: fine well I'm older.
C: no??? My birthday is first
L: NO ITS NOT?
C: YEAH IT IS
L: NO APRIL IS BEFORE MAY. AND IM 67, YOU'RE 4
C: uhhhhh I hate to break it to you, but no you're not. You've been lied to your whole life.
L: W H AT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE????
C: uhmmmmm god.
Then when Coën finally meets one of the Wolves and comes up to Kaer Morhen he's shocked to see someone so young. At the time Ciri was around 7. She calls him ugly and walks away to the stables. Coën is just left flabbergasted while Lambert and Eskel are laughing their asses off. Geralt apologizes to him, while trying to hold in his laughter. Coën becomes like an older brother to Ciri, and he gets on her good side by helping her prank Lambert.
When Ciri hits 12 she does get her period, and Geralt is like "OH GOD OH FUCK HOW DO I TALK TO HER ABOUT THIS I DONT WANT TO MAKE IT-" and Yennefer walks into the room and goes "I told her, we're good."
Then comes the "boy talk" Where Ciri brought up that a character in a romance book was attractive and Geralt went into "No one is good enough for my baby girl" dad mode and brashly announced "you're not allowed to date boys until you're 21."
Yennefer slaps him on the arm and Ciri looks at him almost offended.
"jokes on you I don't even know if I LIKE boys. Maybe I just like this character's personality." She replies sassily. Geralt cannot argue with that logic. (And yes 2 months later, she goes on a day trip with Yen and talks to a girl her age. She comes back and Geralt asks her how it went and she says "I definitely like girls." And walks up to her room to take a nap. Geralt celebrates as soon as she leaves "YES!!! I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SOME BRUTE MESSING WITH MY DAUGHTER FUCK YEAH" Yennefer reminds him that some women are just as bad and he crumples to the floor in agony. Now he has to worry about brutish women hurting his daughter.)
Essentially, I just love that Geralt has a daughter, and that he's so proud of her and loves her so much. Their relationship is just so 🥹❤️ I adore them.
what do y'all think about Cirntra and Skellige forming a personal union through the marriage of Ciri and Cerys?
Eist Tuirseach
Chest 1: Eist Tuirseach and Calanthe never bore children. Some claimed that the Lioness of Cintra – for whom this was her second marriage – was incapable of granting an heir due to her advanced age. However, those closest to Eist knew better. The islander never wished to father a child – not after witnessing what power resided within Calanthe's daughter, Pavetta. In the veins of Cintrian royalty flowed the Elder Blood, which he believed would not mix well with the hot temper so characteristic of Skelligers.
Chest 2: Eist became renowned on the Isles for his skills as a sailor. He could maneuver a longship through Skellige's narrowest fjords on a moonless night, navigate the fiercest storms at full sail, and drive Nilfgaardian ships more than twice the size of his own onto the islands' jagged, rocky coastlines. Who knows what new and exotic lands he might have discovered had he not planted his roots in Cintra...
Chest 3: To ensure his ship never deviated from its course, Eist often closely observed the stars. Yet one night – lying on the deck of his longship, hands clasped behind his head – he eyed something more than just a map etched in sky. He saw something that turned the good-humored, carefree adventurer in him into a grim and somber man. Whenever asked what he saw in the stars that night, Eist merely replied... "The future."
Scroll 1: Eist looked different than the other islanders. His hair dark, his skin markedly aged and weathered by the sun – he stood out in a crowd. His appearance, it seemed, paralled a certain longing, for he often looked upon the horizon, his gaze distant, giving the sense that his thoughts were lost somewhere far beyond Skellige's shores...
Scroll 2: Eventually, Eist did leave his homeland to settle in Cintra at the side of the illustrious Queen Calanthe. They say one look from the swarthy pirate was enough to melt the queen's icy heart...
Scroll 3: Although Eist loved Calanthe beyond measure, he was never truly happy in Cintra. He could not shake the lingering feeling that catastrophe awaited him, that a tragic fate had been written for him in the stars...
Scroll 4: Indeed, several years following their wedding, Nilfgaard attacked Cintra. Eist fought the invaders with the fury of a sea devil, but eventually fell, pierced by an arrow. The Skellige Isles, his homeland, now serve as his final resting place. He lies there alone, for Calanthe's body was never found.
Calanthe: *big dick energy*
Eist: (♥‿♥)

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The Witcher characters as “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”
Geralt of Rivia:
Jaskier:
Yennefer of Vengerberg:
Cirilla of Cintra:
Triss Merigold:
Istredd:
Stregobor:
Calanthe:
Eist:
Cahir:
Fringilla:
Roach:
the witcher as buzzfeed unsolved quotes
geralt: hey, you demon fuck!
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jaskier: i did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me.
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yennefer: this demon's racist. i don't respect this demon.
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ciri: choo choo pickle pie
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eskel: *exasperated* stop serial killing.
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lambert: *laying in a pentagram* rock and roll buckaroo!
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vesemir: let's not get political. it's too sad. let's just talk about ghosts.
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cahir: friends murder each other all the time!
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calanthe: *to a demon* as we snuff these candles so to do we snuff you from this mortal world. *blows candle* you fuckin wimp!
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eist: *sings mamma mia unintelligibly in a haunted house*
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stregobor: hello, is this 911? the devil is here, send god!
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renfri: why don't you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little. what are you, a wussy?
Rewatching The Witcher while high
Episode 1:
Omfg this has the same opening scene as Twilight
WHY DOES GERALT SOUND SCOTTISH IN HIS FIRST LINE “today ‘ar’ur day innit?”
Oooh boy the horse click clacking booty slapping
He make the music stop, is the beat gonna drop
Disgusting
Why are they all still Scottish
His neck is too thicc to hang
Watch out Gaston
They roast Geralt’s clothes like 3 times 😭
He doesn’t have time to shop rn everyone
IM SORRY DID MARILKA JUST TRY AND GET ADOPTED BY GERALT
she was asking him to teach her and stuff?!?
How did I forget that
Geralt is trying SO HARD to not literally deck Stregobor
WHAT THERES A WILD HUNT REFERENCE WTF DURING THE CALANTHE AND EIST BANQUET SCRNR AHHHH
26 min in and you get your first hint about the timelines, earlier on Ciri mentioned Calanthe winning Hochebuz when she was her age and then Renfri mentions Hochebuz just occurring
Really weird for a Queen and King to be on the front line
There is this random blonde guard with an American accent protecting Ciri who is super into it
AHHH MOUSESACK MENTIONED STREGOBOR I FUCKING
CAHIR IS THE ONE WHO KILLED EIST??
Holy ahit Calanthe just tells Ciri the horrors of war in one horrifying scene
LAZLO the guard who just loves helping Ciri is named Lazlo
OKAY CALANTHE ALL U SAY IS FINE GERALT OF RIVIA 💀 THAT IS SO VAUGUE
The music is making me feel everything
Wtf all the Cintran guards and nobles poison themselves?!?
Omfg is this why they hid from Ciri earlier on
They knew what was coming
She did not
Ciri is so sheltered
THE WAY THE MUSIC MATCHES UP WITH VARIOUS FRAMES
this must be so terrifying for Ciri. She slowly watches every person close to her die and just everything she knows burn
FUCKING CAHIR LEAVE LAZLO ALONE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
OH GOD CIRI ON TBE HORSE LOOKS SO FAKE WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS
….and then it cuts to Geralt boning Renfri?
Weird pillow talk Renfri
Also Geralt she’s 17 fucking hell
Greasy boy
Lemme lick
Another scottish PERSON
ITS AN ALL TOMATUM
I can hear during this scene is Toxic
I forgot how insanely gory this fight was
Why did Geralt have to cut off the last guy’s head?? 😭 such overkill. It’s the continent equivalent of having lifted tires
That entire fight was so hot I’m —- i can’t
AHHH THIS IS MAKING WANT TO WRITE NIGHTINGALE AGAIN IKAY
Holy shit I might start writing Nightingale again
I love how Ciri just fucks it Cahir so badly at the end of the episode
He’s so bad at his job what a moron
Cahir is freaking out cause he had (1) job and fucked it up
Geralt deserves to be ✨ stoned ✨ 🍃 🌬 not stoned 🪨
Geralt please stop gritting ur teeth it won’t kill u
I hate Stregobor more than literally any character
WAIT IS THIS KNEELING SWORD RAISED POSE GERALT THIS IS NOT VOGUE
also fuck u Marilka u like tried to get adopted by Geralt
Love the last shot of Geralt here being his ass
And that’s it for the Ted Talk thank you