Also on the chart the blue arrows means adopted.

Now let me explain!!!!

Tommy was grown in a lab. It is never confirmed by whom. But dream has hinted that he has engaged in human experiments.

I know very little about Philza and the refrigerator except it is canon.

We also see hints of Philza talking about Kristin. (His irl wife) in the Dsmp she is canonically the goddess of death. Which is why Philza is often referred to as the angel of death. He is her angel. (Aww 🥰)

Somehow the angel of death (he does have crow wings. So literally an angel or at least an avian? Also he can’t fly because he shielded Wilbur from an explosion.) and a refrigerator. Makes Wilbur. As far as we know he is completely human. He has no hybrid traits in any way. He falls in love with a literal fucking fish named Sally. (Sally likes the color brown) and their child is a Fox. Fundy. Fundy is a trans man. It is first mentioned that Fundy is Wilbur’s child when Wilbur says Fundy is his daughter that chose to be a guy. (Okay transphobe I see you.)

As far as we know Wilbur abandoned Fundy at a young age to go fight in the revolution. Fundy followed when he was old enough. Philza and Fundy do not have a good relationship. Fundy tries to scam and steal from Philza. Then breaks into Philzas house. They use the door but Fundy breaks the windows for literally no reason. And then Fundy arrests Philza and goes to Kill Philzas best friend, Techno. It is no surprise that whenever Philza has to speak with Fundy he refers to him as “grandchild that I hate”

That’s all I can remember from Wilber family tree. The only other bit I can remember is when Wilbur dies and becomes a ghost, Ghostbur. Ghostburs main trait is being an optimistic sweet therapist ghost that loves the color blue. He goes around and hands out blue dye and says, “have some blue. Have some blue.”

Fundy then started going around and giving people brown dye and saying “Here, have some brown, have some brown.”

Ghostbur said “I’m so proud! Sally liked brown.”

Ranboo gets adopted by Philza after new lmanburg was blown up. Ranboo had nowhere to go. So Philza took him in.

Ranboo and Tubbo get married for tax purposes. But then actually fell in love. They adopted a zombie piglin child named Michal. And Michal has a pet chicken. The pet chicken is named “Michals chicken.”

Techno also has a sort of mentor relationship with Ranboo. But he has confirmed multiple times. He has no blood relation with Ranboo. And he is not adopting Ranboo. But that does explain tge hint of father son in their interactions. But it’s not anything big enough to really note.

Puffy and Niki are together. I really know nothing about their relationship.

But I do know that Puffy has adopted Foolish. That comes into play later when the Eggpire (cult worshiping a giant red egg that uses the energy of people dying to eventually hatch) kills foolish at tge red banquet. Puffy goes on a rampage. (Don’t underestimate mothers love)

Ponk and Awesamdude had a romantic relationship. There have been rumors there was a third person. Maybe punz? But that was never confirmed.

After Awesamdude became the warden in the prison. (You know, the prison holding one prisoner. The most dangerous man on the dream smp. (Actually the most dangerous man is techno. But as long as you don’t attack techno. Or start a government. Or exist as an orphan. he won’t hurt you. Dream is fully insane. And bent on using Tommy and regaining control of the server) Awesamdude started to go crazy in solitude of working in the prison. He became obsessed with keeping dream trapped. So when his lover, Ponk. Grew bitter that Awesamdude never spent time with him. Ponk stole an important key for the prison. Awesamdude then tortured him until Ponk gave it back. It’s safe to say that ship is over. Ponk now only has one leg.

Badboyhalo and Skeppy are the most rude or die lovers. They will do anything for each other. So when Bad starts getting influenced by the eggs power. Skeppy gets upset and tries to trap the egg. But in doing so he traps himself with the egg. The longer you spend in proximity with the egg the more you change and get controlled by it. When they finally got Skeppy out. (Skeppy is usually a light blue color) he was a deep red. (Red is the color of the egg. Bad who was now free of the egg was distraught when Skeppy didn’t care about him at all anymore. He only ever cared about the egg. Eventually bad got influenced by the egg again. But the one thing he loved more than the egg was Skeppy. And it’s revealed he is now only working with the egg because the egg has promised to release Skeppy. Skeppy still hates bad because bad keeps distracting him from the egg.

Eventually the tension boils over and bad accidentally knocks Skeppy into some lava. He’s distraught! (Everyone has three lives) when he woke up on his second life, he was cured and blue again. Later it’s shown that Skeppy can’t find bad. And that bad went into hiding. Because he is still under the eggs influence. But he won’t let Skeppy get hurt by it.

George and dream are pretty standard. The only thing I can think of is Dream stopped caring about George or his friend sapnap after becoming obsessed with controlling the server again. When dream is imprisoned sapnap forbids George from visiting him. Also George’s whole lore thing is that through most of the server he is being kept asleep by an ancient force.

Quackity, Karl, and Sapnap. I’m not gonna even go into Karl’s story. Time traveling tales of the smp vibes. But a mix of that, and Quackity doing his own thing. The three eventually drifted apart. Though Quackity eventually started his casino empire. And it’s hinted that he had an enemies to lovers relationship with revivebur. (Wilbur after he lost his third life. Then dream revived him with the power of black magic. Not necromancy because that implies animating and controlling a corpse. No. Wilbur is back… and evil because of his own reasons!!!) Quackity finds a slime person in a hole in the sand. Slimecicle. Often called Charlie. Charlie was like all the other slimes. But after working for thousands of years he made his way to the surface and shaped his slime into a human body. He is innocent and dumb. Very cute! Quackity adopts him. He’s not the best influence on Charlie… being a drug addict running a gambling empire. But that’s their business!!

It is consumption and replacement, it is choking and smothering - a living hell that seems to change everything it can but to something that is not yet death but certainly not life.

The writhing vines of flesh and blood, choking coils and smothering tentacles that only seek to take and change. Only to turn the seas red and black, to leave the creatures and beings as mindless meat. Meat with teeth and eyes, to many to count and too oddly shaped.

Bizarre and strange, otherworldly and unwieldily.

Defiant to the tides and to what is sane, it does not bow to nature's reign.

All things of the ocean know this, they know of its dangers, of the horrors that lie far, far below. It's ingrained, an ancient sort of fear that keeps the egg asleep.

For if we keep away it cannot feed, it cannot change and it cannot tempt.

We keep away so that it cannot.

So beneath salt and brine, beneath ancient rock and lime, there it stays and there it sleeps, forevermore.

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the egg from dsmp is a manifestation of the web and the corruption!

Can you revive my fucking dog.