#drunk notes

endyour reflexes are slower than your mind

but also your mind is is slower than your body

you can still hear the ringing in your ears from the loud music

it's high pitched

your tongue tingles and you sway a little with your movements

you need to go to the toilet really bad after every forth drink to make sure you're not entirely drunk

your mouth to brain filter is essentially non-existent

you are aware of it but also can't stop it or at least think it's not a bad idea at the time

cold water helps but not in the long run

everything seems a bit in slowmo but also at the right past?

like you move but your brain compihends it slower

you feel woozy

you want to text someone about it but you also don't want to

you go with your instincts more and that means telling the truth most of the time

you're a little bit clumsy

you gain confidence

you don't know when to stop (can be about alcohol (thank you Sofi for stopping me from drinking the rest of that cup) but isn't always about alcohol)

you rely on autocorrect a lot

you realize your mistakes way too late

the things you fid seem a bit like a memory (all hazy and "I didn't do that... wait that wasn't q dream it literally happened like an hour ago)

you forget what happened like 1 minute ago really fast

sleepy the moment you're out of the party.

you say and do shit just because you can, almost to prove that you can

everything is so much funnier/more fun or else you're just tired

you dance to songs you don't usually listen to because you want to have fun damn it and you're herr with your friends

you're falling asleep while writing this

you really gotta go piss

but you also really gotta frink water

you make too many mustekes while writing so you hope autocorrect knows what you're trying to say

I'm going to sleep now