dps as shit my friends and i say, part 2: electric boogaloo
ginny: “who are you? who... are you? this is what i’d sound like if i was a girl.”
chris: “you are a girl ginny.”
charlie to knox: “why don’t you ever sing with me? you’re supposed to be my bestie.” *cue small distant scream*
pitts: “okay i’m going to stroke town.”
neil: “there’s nothing to live for and nothing to eat.”
charlie to todd: “do you believe that not being able to watch spongebob as a kid has affected your ability to make meaningful connections?”
cameron to charlie: “you look like you can’t swim”
meeks: “the best fan fictions are titled like fall out boy songs, prove me wrong.”
*neil and charlie texting*
charlie: you broke down because of a tiktok song
neil: no because of the trend
charlie: do i work tiktok???
knox: “once i learn how to use an oven it’s over for you freaks”
todd: i can feel my fingers touching and it’s killing me
todd, at a dance: *a closeup picture of his face* gonna vommie
cameron: “try and find me the word tumblr in the u.s. constitution, and then i’ll consider it.”
pitts: “did you just hiss at me?”
charlie: yes and i’ll do it again” *pokes pitts in the eye*
todd: “i accidentally kneed him in the *looks around* penis yesterday”
meeks: “how am i supposed to get bitches if i have pitts”
todd: “the pizza burned my leg"
neil: "why didn't you tell me?"
todd: "it felt kind of good"
cameron: “yeah, neil. i didn’t go to fucking sleep overs. i had no friends.”
meeks, to todd and neil: “no sex in the trunk”
charlie: “i would let that man slap my ass with those calves”
charlie: “i almost squashed a child!”
knox: “okay let cameron finish his story…”
knox: “does she have nice anKles?”
todd: “when i was younger my grandma didn’t buckle her seatbelts”
charlie: “well you’re grandma’s fucking suicidal”
todd: “my grandma did get hit by a car!”
pitts: “i’m deep throating a frosty”
neil: “i’m not horny but i’d let todd shove a stick up my ass”
cameron: “don’t pass out in the back of my car”
charlie: “how do you spell ‘uh oh’?”
cameron and meeks: *turning their heads in unison towards charlie*
charlie, 5 seconds later: “oh, exactly how it sounds”
neil: “meeks did you take lactaid?”
todd: “chemistry is fucking awful! it’s like a roller coaster with a vertical drop. you start out fine and then it just goes downhill and keeps getting worse and there's no ground to stop you and die so you just keep going and it just keeps getting worse.”
neil, at 3 a.m.: “hop the dick like a grasshopper”
charlie: i could see me killing todd one day
also charlie : i could see todd killing me some day
meeks: *see’s a person he doesn’t like*
meeks: “todd! let’s pretend we’re having a conversation… hi!”
charlie: “knox i will piss my pants”
neil to meeks: “you spelled maggot wrong earlier”
charlie to cameron: “you look like you can't swim”
pitts: “don’t push me! you know I'm clumsy”
knox: *blowing smoke out of his mouth* “it looks like a little piss stream of smoke”
charlie: “hey pitts, you look like a green pepper”
todd: “boutta pop a melly, so i can get some godDAMN sleep for once in this house!”
