Nov 30, 2021
So we had a secret Santa exchange at work & I didnโt tell my roommates that we didโฆ. I got a thing set it up knowing one normally comes out for a drink of water at 1amโฆ.
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So we had a secret Santa exchange at work & I didnโt tell my roommates that we didโฆ. I got a thing set it up knowing one normally comes out for a drink of water at 1amโฆ.
I should not be trusted with message boards
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Things Iโve said over the past week that most people donโt normally hear outside of my family (since I moved into dorms) :
โWell if they didnโt want to be lonely turn off the lights and put on a horror movie; that will do the trick.โ
โListen, Iโm not very good at most things in life, but the one thing I have is making chaos.โ
Me with a shit memory: *has same conversation with my dorm mate 7 times each time she got more aggressive*
โI donโt know man, I was always told that common sense is like deodorant: the people who need it most donโt use it.โ
โWhat do you mean good night??? Itโs not even midnight.โ
โWhelp if you need me Iโll be up for another 4 hours.โ
Me: โyou know how sometimes you dissociate so hard your 1 hour walk turns into 4 or 5 hours?โ
Dormmate: โNo????โ
โLook instead of running lets just do sword fighting for cardio.โ
โI one time almost gave someone a concussion once because they didnโt listen to me.โ
I miss my roommate (she hasn't left yet.) I don't know how to be on my own anymoreeeeee (she'll be back next year.) I'm gonna be so lonelyyyyyyyyyyy (I'm going to be living at uni with how much work I have to do and I'll leave to parents in few weeks too) but what about making warm drinks and baking to each other :(( (we can do it when we get back) but what about movie nights?? (we talk about em more often than watch em) รครครครครครครครครครครครครครครครครครครครครครค
I donโt know who NEEDS to hear this but:
Sometimes self care isnโt just a spa day or having a day off. Sometimes itโs FREAKING TAKING CARE OF SHIT! Such as cleaning/organizing your living space!!! It is also COMMUNICATING WITH THE PEOPLE YOU LIVE WITH!!! So that way when shit goes WRONG they donโt find out after having to throw half your shit away and pack of the other half that you decided to leave behind!!! Or they donโt find out shit after the fact & now will have to spend a few weeks fixing the problem despite the fact the problem moved out!
So yesterday I had a cop search my dorm room & when he came out into our common area he announced to everyone, ยซย I found no drugs, just a lot of art stuff.ย ยป
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Things I was told by my roommate today but I forgot the context:
โI will tell you the same thing Iโm about to tell *insert Marching Band Directorโs name*: your best isnโt good enough.โ
Will my roommate get upset at me if I make any noise? Probably not.ย
Am I going to stay as completely quiet as I can during this entire semester? Definitely.ย
Forgot to email my roommate for like a week, ah ha haย