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I can’t stop thinking about Miko. Like at all. So I propose to thee:

I know we said Shane is Miko’s little brother whom she loves very dearly (read: heckles and annoys the shit out of him), but don’t you think Miko deserves a little sister? A girl HAS to have a sister!!

Yuna, who is part of a group of avid bird enthusiasts, learns about another bird who needs a new home. She’s the same species as Miko and her previous owner was also Japanese (this bird speaks Japanese!). There is no one else more perfect to take her then Yuna. So, one of Yuna’s friends from the group obviously had the great idea of mentioning this to her. Now Yuna can’t help but keep thinking about this bird who is all alone and needs a family.

“David! We have to! It’s destiny! Shane just moved out!”

(In this verse this obviously happens when Shane starting his rookie season)

So empty nesters Yuna and David acquire a second bird, Miko’s brand new little bird sister, Keiko.

Shane is not very happy when he ventures home for a long weekend and is swarmed by two birds shrieking his name.

“SHANE. SHANE. SHANE. SHANE.”

They sound practically demonic. Shane is very much NOT pleased at all. He now has to deal with double the trouble and teasing from his bird sisters.

Bird sisters. BIRD SISTERS. SISTERS. Sisters plural. He could cry.

Keiko has been learning from Miko, so now double the chaos ensues.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

i love keiko the parrot (in multiple senses lmao) who doesn't know WHY they're screaming this word, but miko started doing it when this strange man walked through the door so sure!! she'll join!!! SHANE! SHANE! SHANE!

shane goes home to visit for the first time after they get keiko, opens the door to a wall of noise, and then just. shuts it.

he has to take a walk around the block before he's ready to try again.

penandinkprincess

in actual fucking TEARS cackling about this

shane going through personal relationship war and can't even have the initial, "hey this is ilya. i love him." conversation beCAUSE THESE LOUD ASS BIRDS!! WON'T SHUT!!! THE FUCK UP!!!!

conversation gets derailed and poor ilya is now just. standing there. (because also didn't get a warning about the birds existing because shane didn't think about it when The Everything Else was more pressing, and also he played it off for shane's sake, but i do think he was a little nervous, too, about how this would go.) because now shane has to go over and greet the birds so they'll shut the fuck up and everyone can hear each other, but miko is mad they came to House Where Shane Comes Over Often and shane didn't come over often, so she starts climbing down her perch and extending her lil foot and going "SHANE! step up? up? pretty bird step up?" and shane is trying and failing to negotiate with the fucking bird WHO CAN'T READ A ROOM.

so now he has to be holding miko, and obviously keiko doesn't want to get left out if her sister is going to be hanging out on someone, so she skitters down, too, and pulls a "up? up? step up? SHANE! step up?"

like tbh might ultimately be good for shane in the long run from the tension broken by the accidental physical comedy of having to try and come out while holding two big ass birds who are also curious about New Person and keep going, "hello" "konnichiwa. hiiiiiiiii" "hello hello pretty bird? hello" "hiiiii" at ilya, who does not. know how to help shane rn.

penandinkprincess

NOT THE KISSY NOISES

ilya so ready to stand by and be supportive or be the bad guy if that made it easier on shane with his parents, but he truly just. does not know what to do about this bird leaning over from shane's shoulder and going, "kiss kiss? muAH!" (keiko is the one who wants kisses because her last owner did it all the time) (ilya, though, doesn't know how to take a bird?? hitting on him???? he's REALLY trying to stay focused and solid for shane, but there is a blue head leaning into his field of vision repeatedly demanding a kiss, and it's REALLY hard to keep his eyes forward past that)

and AAAAAHHHHH! I said in the original miko post that talking to miko like a person was how yuna knew david was the one for her, and I am SCREAMING and in my feelings about it immediately making her more open to ilya here.

meanwhile ilya is trying to decide if he should offer to hold one of the parrots for shane. because one is dangling upside down on his arm like a bat (one of miko's favorite things) and he is a little worried this is going to push shane over the edge.

jcams88

Now I’m imagining the coming out conversation going exactly the way it did in the show except Shane had a Big Ass Bird on each shoulder and they both start screaming LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS as soon as Ilya says it and Shane is thisclose to just going back to the cottage and drowning himself in the lake

penandinkprincess

GOD the real reason he says everyone has to stop saying that word is that birds learn from repetition and he knows

he KNOWS

those two demons are going to pick it up

HE KNOWS IT

jcams88

Wait I just thought of another hilarious scenario. Yuna has, obviously, been training the girls to say FUCK ROZANOV whenever they see a picture of him for the better part of a decade at this point. She's also added "Right up the butt!" to that phrase enough times to where they've also learned that one. So now, as if the situation wasn't chaotic enough, there are two giant birds sitting on Shane's shoulders screaming FUCK ROZANOV RIGHT UP THE BUTT directly in his face because they recognize him from the pictures

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penandinkprincess

I can’t stop thinking about Miko. Like at all. So I propose to thee:

I know we said Shane is Miko’s little brother whom she loves very dearly (read: heckles and annoys the shit out of him), but don’t you think Miko deserves a little sister? A girl HAS to have a sister!!

Yuna, who is part of a group of avid bird enthusiasts, learns about another bird who needs a new home. She’s the same species as Miko and her previous owner was also Japanese (this bird speaks Japanese!). There is no one else more perfect to take her then Yuna. So, one of Yuna’s friends from the group obviously had the great idea of mentioning this to her. Now Yuna can’t help but keep thinking about this bird who is all alone and needs a family.

“David! We have to! It’s destiny! Shane just moved out!”

(In this verse this obviously happens when Shane starting his rookie season)

So empty nesters Yuna and David acquire a second bird, Miko’s brand new little bird sister, Keiko.

Shane is not very happy when he ventures home for a long weekend and is swarmed by two birds shrieking his name.

“SHANE. SHANE. SHANE. SHANE.”

They sound practically demonic. Shane is very much NOT pleased at all. He now has to deal with double the trouble and teasing from his bird sisters.

Bird sisters. BIRD SISTERS. SISTERS. Sisters plural. He could cry.

Keiko has been learning from Miko, so now double the chaos ensues.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

i love keiko the parrot (in multiple senses lmao) who doesn't know WHY they're screaming this word, but miko started doing it when this strange man walked through the door so sure!! she'll join!!! SHANE! SHANE! SHANE!

shane goes home to visit for the first time after they get keiko, opens the door to a wall of noise, and then just. shuts it.

he has to take a walk around the block before he's ready to try again.

penandinkprincess

So this is the Snake Owner Anon again - If you're wanting to see neat things with Spaghetti's enclosure, there's still a lot you can do without a water feature. What I'm imagining personally, given Shane's optimization of Pet™️ - I think he probably had a custom wooden enclosure built for her (which you would have sealed to protect from splinters, protect against rot from any water that got spilled out of her bowl, and prevent bacteria from growing), probably between 5ftx2ftx2ft to 6ftx3ftx3ft depending on size. He would want wood because it holds heat better, which is good for Canadian winters. He would probably do a carved spray foam background/hard scape for her to climb on (also painted with sealant for the same reason) as well as a bunch of ghost wood/cork bark hides+climbs. More then likely he would have it be bioactive, and he may do live plants because a lot of the time you don't have to do much plant upkeep with bioactive enclosures. He could also do junglegym type things with PVC wrapped in leaves/vines for her to climb in and on, as well as things like hanging baskets. Like, there's a LOT you can do in a corn snake enclosure, because they're very chill guys that aren't liable to start throwing fits about things changing in their enclosure

extremely encouraging message to receive after the section i just wrote lol

penandinkprincess

I've been thinking about Spaghetti the snake for three straight days, and you know how Harris has the little video series with some of the players? BBQing with Bood, Riding with Roz, something with Wyatt and comics... I offer you: Snakes with Shane. He shows off Spaghetti, answers common questions about snake ownership, and corrects common misconceptions. He doesn't want to be the Asian hockey player, and he doesn't want to be the Gay hockey player, but he will be the Snake hockey player.

i love the idea of shane just accepting that the world is going to try and box him into SOMETHING other than just hockey so FUCK IT

SNAKES

if herptology with hollzy means he doesn't get any more questions about gay culture that he cannot answer and doesn't want to learn about, then FINE

listen UP motherfuckers today we're talking about the importance of proper feeding schedules-

penandinkprincess

this is also me speaking from the outside so possible i'm wrong, but i feel like a significant portion of the snake community is queer people, and i am so delighted by the idea of shane just. stumbling his way into accidental queer community through the avenue of snakes.

i feel like it would be valuable for him being able to process that being gay doesn't have to be his defining trait and that he can embrace it without having to perform anything other than himself, and i also just find it extremely funny to imagine him just. not even knowing at first. it's like three years before he discovers miranda the milk snake has two moms and the triplets (three near-identical cornsnakes) are the triplets because they're owned by a triad that first met on a reptile forum when they discovered other people had a snake that looked like theirs.

deathstars

so much could have been improved in the sequels if kylo ren hadn’t been force sensitive

deathstars

no wait think about it. kylo ren not being force sensitive, but so desperate to be so he’s willing to do anything. he feels cheated out of his grand destiny, his powers that his mother and uncle (and cousin?) have. give me the story on the entitlement towards the force. it would have shown that the force is beyond biological, it always has been. it would have given a better reason for kylo ren to “fall to the dark side”, so desperate for a connection to the force that he plays the part of a dark sider, swinging a cracking red lightsaber around with no finesse or training, killing hoping that it will push him further into a dark side of the force he cannot feel. it would have given a reason for him to hate han; that because han isn’t force sensitive, it’s his fault that kylo isn’t either. kylo’s character would have been stronger because his choices would have been his own, instead of whatever whisper dream manipulations they were in canon. his evil has nothing to do with the force, but an entitled man trying to claim a power he believes is his by birthright.

this would have foiled perfectly with finn, too- one is a child born to the most powerful force sensitives in the galaxy who cannot feel the force. and finn is a child who was taken from his family, forced into soldier-hood, who feels such a deep and powerful connection to himself and the force that he breaks free. kylo ren, seething and entitled trying to claim a destiny and power that just aren’t his, and finn, who has suffered at kylo’s actions and still connected to the powerful light inside of him. the “nobody” hero of the sequels who has the power of the force and the legacy-born villain who doesn’t.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

In these two Tumblr posts you've come up with a better plot for free than we got in a trilogy that cost MILLIONS of dollars to make

It would fit with Kylo's character in the first two films as well where he's basically a pathetic manchild edge-lord desperately doing space fascist-cosplay because he wants to feel important and powerful if it turns out that he wasn't "corrupted" by anything...the dark side didn't influence him at all, he's just deliberately choosing to be a monster because he WANTS to dark side to corrupt him further

nyansense-the-nyanbinary

via @firebirdeternal add that to the main post-

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communistojousama

My basic thing is "If your definition of capitalism could also describe the economy of ancient Sumeria, then it's not a good definition"

cdubsy

girlfailure-poetics

I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women

girlfailure-poetics

and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile

girlfailure-poetics

in fact the abolition of patriarchy could be a net loss for men and I would still think that feminism and the abolition of patriarchy was worth it

makingqueerhistory

When does the anger stop? When did you learn to read how queer people have been treated without wanting revenge? I still want revenge

I don't know that it does. I wish I had a more comforting answer, but anything else would be a lie. There are genuinely parts of queer history that I avoid learning about because I know how much anger and grief it will awaken within me.

My editor has taken me aside before and told me that I have been writing too many articles with sad endings and I need to remind myself of the beauty in queer history. In that act of care, I think there is an answer for you. It isn't about stopping -- it's about balancing it.

I have these waves of hurt that hit me when I think of certain stories, and I believe a part of my role in the queer community is feeling those feelings fully. Wanting revenge, mourning, even hating, for the people who didn't have a chance to defend themselves, for the people who were so sure that they were wrong that they never even considered protecting themselves.

But there were also people who were happy. There were happy moments in the tragedy, and there is always love braided into these stories. I guess my advice is to let the anger unlock the other emotions. If you love them enough to be angry for the hurt they endured, you love them enough to be happy for their successes, to see the beauty mixed in with all the ugly.

emmaklee

gauntlyt

anyway never stop making character with facial scars. characters of all sorts with scars of all sorts whether they're backstory-based or just because you like the look, and especially if they're not your typical gruff fighter type character, but go ahead with those too. I love you characters with facial scars

gauntlyt

don't let anyone convince you it's too edgy or superfluous or whatever to give a character a facial scar, or any scar, for that matter. scars are a very interesting vehicle for characterisation and a fascinating part of human bodies and the more characters with (neutrally or positively presented) scars the more comfortable and better folks can feel about their own. characters with scars forever and ever

gauntlyt

oh and they're also massively sexy. just as an added bonus

the-haiku-bot

oh and they’re also

massively sexy. just as

an added bonus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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crafblr

btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:

Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!

especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)

gingersnappish

Also good for artists drawing with pencils/on a tablet/with a pen!

not-poignant

Also good for writers

sageiswherethemageis

And crocheters (that word looks wrong)

eyesinthecrypt

Say hookers coward

movementnudge

Movement nudge! More hands!

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

reallyreallyreallytrying

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

mxjackparker

Don't leave your friends and even acquaintances to go to the hospital alone. If they don't have someone already going with them and don't explicitly tell you they don't want you there, go to advocate for them. Outcomes for sick people change dramatically when they have someone else there to observe doctors (making them know they can't get away with negligence) and note symptoms from an outside perspective.

Going to the hospital is scary and even someone totally unprepared to be a medical advocate or physical support will be better than nothing, purely from their presence. You can grab food, be there with your phone to search if theirs dies, go in search of a doctor, distract them from pain or discomfort... go with them.

haveyouseenthisqueerfilm

Have you seen Baby Jane (2019)?

Yes

No

I've never heard of this film

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

#oooh a finnish film #and queer one too?#I should watch it at some point

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shiftythrifting

The face on this panda is fucking me up

looks about right to me

aroyalpaininthecass

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

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