A / 20-something / Bi, Shy and always at my post limit

Here's a painting I made for the ImagineFX art challenge "Mystical Meets Machines".

The theme was too intriguing to pass by - especially after I got the idea of some unicorns grazing by the remnants of an ancient, mechanical dragon. Someone in the past were keen on acquiring the great powers of a dragon for themselves, leading to a bitter end. Now it has rested peacefully for centuries, becoming part of the landscape.

Lots of fun painting this one, especially all that moss!

Steve (offended): Hey

Dustin: No, I don't mean that you're uncool. I mean like, you lose. You lose all the time. I've never seen you win anything

Steve: I won a lot of basketball games

Dustin: Never made it to championships though.

Dustin: You played bingo with me and my mom last night and you never won once

Steve: You were missing-

Dustin: I saw you lose a thumb war to a child the other day.

Steve: First of all, that was a thumb battle. The war goes on. And second, I let Holly win.

Dustin: You've never won a fight

Steve: That's-

Dustin: And you lost the five bucks in your wallet today

Steve, taking his wallet out and opening it: No, I didn't. I have it right here.

Dustin: Not anymore *snatches money and runs*

Steve:

Steve:

Robin: You feel proud of that?

hard to decide; it’s time for

radish plantsona.

like obviously they know what's in blood can get them fucked up, too, but humanity has gotten INVENTIVE with recreational drugs, especially in recent history.

like imagine being a vamp used to like. straight opium in the old days and alcohol and morphine yeah sure and then draining someone who tried this brand new invention called LSD.

and it reminded me of a long lost friend of mine pork shane's evil hairless cat. idk if uve ever spoken about him but these cat posts got me missing my pal.

he gets a text on a night out maybe at all stars with players he doesn't usually talk to, and obviously they know ilya and shane are married and shane stayed back at the hotel instead of joining them

"ahhhh, gotta get home to the old ball and chain soon, huh?"

"what even are you saying to me"

"old lady isn't blowing up your phone?"

"i am married to a man. there is no lady."

"but he's the girl in the relationship, isn't he?"

So now Ryba is just constantly following Shane around and meowing hella loud (cause she wants the 🥭), seemingly out of nowhere and Ilya is like wtf and Shane is sweating, cause Ryba's gonna give secret mangotime away.

shane frantically gesturing for his co-conspirator to shut the FUCK up before she gets them both caught

Saw this on pinterest and immediate thought was: shallergies