An unexpected gift
This is the start of kal's never ending ritual of gifting Bruce flowers every week.

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An unexpected gift
This is the start of kal's never ending ritual of gifting Bruce flowers every week.

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sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem
and sometimes you're not welcome
wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people
sometimes, you think you've had your heart broken by someone else, but really you just broke your own heart against them in your head and they actually knew nothing of how you felt
Finnair | Erik Bruun
Kuha on Finskin lento

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Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"
I went, "What. no. she/her."
"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"
I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"
"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."
She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."
"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."
With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"
"Yes, mom."
so tired of seeing takes that are like "crowley does so much more for aziraphale than aziraphale does for crowley" because. That's. Thats on purpose. That's their dynamic, thats why they work. Just as Aziraphale only gets to be demanding and a little bit of a bastard around crowley because crowley is the only person who wont punish him for being like that, Crowley isn't allowed to be kind and soft. And he especially has never been allowed to complain about anything without repercussions. So what does he do when hes around aziraphale, the person he feels most safe with? Hes kind to him and saves him and buys him lunch and dinner and makes him happy, and he's also complaining the whole time. "Nooo, dont take my bentley thats my car, nooo why do i have to save you from the bastille do you know how much trouble this is" etc etc.
that is their THING. Theyre allowed to air out the parts of their personality that heaven and hell dislike about them around each other. and if people take that away to "make it more balanced" thats basically making them more like heaven and hell want them to be.
you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.
Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!
How much does this effect you?
Nothing changes
It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty
It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out
I don't know if I'll be able to live like this
Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?
I might just kill myself
Results/other
thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much
Shane and Ilya star on Hot Ones. Both take it as a challenge to one up the other. Add more sauce, eat more chicken, pretend that no it's not spicy at all. Oh, is it to you? Must be a you problem then.
Both Shane and Ilya spend the following day sprawled out on the floor of the master bedroom, pale and sweaty and feeling miserable. "If the team asks, was not spicy", Ilya croaks from his position next to the shower and lifts his pinky. Shane weakly interliks his pinky with Ilya's and nodds. None of them have the energy for a handshake. It takes a while before Shane speaks again.
"Ilya?"
"Mhm"
"We're not eating chicken for the next month, deal?"
"Da"
yes to all of this bus also sean evans is known for asking super good and insightful questions so imagine him asking something about what role did his training with [insert the name of a great but also kinda forgotten player shane visited a training camp of when he was 13] play in his approach to leadership and how did it change with the shift from captain to alternate captain now? and shane looks up in surprise going "oh, wow, you really did you research. uhm" and he thinks about it maybe for the first time but realises during his answer that yeah, that had impacted him. huh. and then its ilyas turn to make a startled sound while pressing his lips to the water glass with ice cubes in it in an attempt to cool them when sean asks him something profound too and ilya sniffs several times, grabs the napkin, lifts it, hears "careful around your eyes" from sean at the same time as shane stops him with a hand on his arm and says "ah, good catch. and really good question." before he answers
also it starts with sean asking "so, how are you guys with spicy food?"
ilya: incredible
shane: we do like a good level of spice but will probably suffer
ilya: no. i wont feel a thing.
shane throwing an exasperated look at sean: we had hot honey magaritas in the summer with a friend and he couldnt finish his
ilya with a dismissive hand gesture: was on purpose from rose she made mine spiciest
shane: i finished yours!
ilya: maybe was just ploy to get you drunk moy khalapen'o
(put the viewer already knows this is bs bc it started with a clip of ilyas red, sweaty, scrunched up face going "huh? i dont know. ask shane. fuCK")
Shane and Ilya star on Hot Ones. Both take it as a challenge to one up the other. Add more sauce, eat more chicken, pretend that no it's not spicy at all. Oh, is it to you? Must be a you problem then.
Both Shane and Ilya spend the following day sprawled out on the floor of the master bedroom, pale and sweaty and feeling miserable. "If the team asks, was not spicy", Ilya croaks from his position next to the shower and lifts his pinky. Shane weakly interliks his pinky with Ilya's and nodds. None of them have the energy for a handshake. It takes a while before Shane speaks again.
"Ilya?"
"Mhm"
"We're not eating chicken for the next month, deal?"
"Da"
yes to all of this bus also sean evans is known for asking super good and insightful questions so imagine him asking something about what role did his training with [insert the name of a great but also kinda forgotten player shane visited a training camp of when he was 13] play in his approach to leadership and how did it change with the shift from captain to alternate captain now? and shane looks up in surprise going "oh, wow, you really did you research. uhm" and he thinks about it maybe for the first time but realises during his answer that yeah, that had impacted him. huh. and then its ilyas turn to make a startled sound while pressing his lips to the water glass with ice cubes in it in an attempt to cool them when sean asks him something profound too and ilya sniffs several times, grabs the napkin, lifts it, hears "careful around your eyes" from sean at the same time as shane stops him with a hand on his arm and says "ah, good catch. and really good question." before he answers

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I think that there is a fundamental misunderstanding of youth culture in media made post 2012 due to the rise of the internet
There has not been one good teen movie in the past 15 years
I only take criticism in the form of highly elaborate and creative hyperbolic threats on my life.
Hrn,,,
nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.
So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"
Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here
So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

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this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO
Not gods, just people from another planet 💙