#spiderposting

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

There’s a spider in the corner of your window. Her name is Astrid. She’s saved you from contracting West Nile Virus in your sleep at least twice and is very proud of that fact. She knows this because those mosquitos taste a lil spicy.

so yeah i did get caught in the colossal spidergirl’s web. but also she’s got like eight other girls she plans on eating before she gets to me and she honestly makes for good conversation. so it’s really not that bad.