#dispatch herm

This is the third time I’ve drawn him but only this once is it safe enough to post on my tumblr 💀

Yep

Waterboy underwater

is ,,, is it obvious who my favorite is,,,

A silly little idea i shared with @bloody-bang who thought it was funny enough to post. The idea starts with a Halloween party at SDN and Waterboy dresses up as slender man and scares the heck of Flambae. This is how the Z-team discovers that Bae is not the type to react with fire when he's scared. instead he flamingos, lifting a leg, curling his arms into a t-Rex pose, and letting out a high pitched girly shriek. This, of course, triggers the asshole gene in the rest of the team, who now see an easy target to tease once they know he's not going to burn them to a crisp. I don't know who decides to start keeping score or turn it into a game, but it ends up there. They scare Bae in a variety of ways. Malevola likes to make portals and reach an arm through to tug his ponytail or snap his suit. Waterboy's scares are all accidental. Somehow, despite being tall and squishing when he walks, he's got a lovely habit of fading into the background and looming. Most of his scares were just Flambae turning around and Waterboy is standing there, looming over him to look at something. Phenomaman had floated up behind Bae one and clasped his shoulder good naturedly and Bae nearly jumped out of his skin. Robert just moves quietly. one second he's there, the next he's gone, and then he's somewhere else. Chase has gotten his speed back, thanks to Blazer's amulet and that means he can use it for mischief. you know he'd enjoy teasing Flambae by running by him and tapping him or zipping directly in front of him and going "boo" Prism played along at first until she noticed Flambae was getting a bit of a complex (peeking around corners, checking rooms before he went inside, trembling like a small scared dog when certain people were around, jumping at the smallest sounds). she got a fair few points just by virtue of being close to Bae often. Coupe got a lot of points, some on purpose and some by accident. she just moves so quietly; even more than robert does. she never needed jump scares. she's just appear behind Bae's shoulder and ask him to pass her something then smirk a little at the squeal when he dropped when he was holding. Invisigal is the worst. Sometimes she'd follow Flambae around while invisible and shift things from the corner of his vision just to get him wound up. other times she'd just hold her breath when he came into a room to watch him do a mental count and ask where she was. He would tense up when he realized he couldn't find her. she didn't have to do anything but stand there and watch him lose it. The game was eventually ended by a mixture of Robert telling the team to knock it off and Blazer putting a stop to it with a firm "we do not engage in psychological warfare against our teammates". The final scores are as follows: 1st: Waterboy. 23 2nd: Coupe 19 3rd: Invisigal 17 4th: Malevola & Chase (tied) 12 5th: Prism & Robert (tied) 10 6th: Sonar (tried to spook Flambae a lot but he couldn't stop laughing when he was causing mischeif) 7 7th: punch-up 4 8th: Blazer 3 (all accidental) 9th: Phenomaman 1 (accidental) 10th: Golem 0 (too big and loud when he moves for any proper spooking but he tried so he gets a rank)

I think he likes cats, but can't really pet them due to his superpower. Also he says he likes honeydew in the game! So he probably likes other melons as well. I also think he's a trans man.

sillies

He needs a vacation