a loverâs ruse â c.d. [1]
Summary: Your agonizing courtship and Cedricâs need to spite his ex are both ailments that have a very simple cure: a fake relationship, obviously.
‷ [1] - in which prefect patrols end with a haphazard agreement being reached.
Requested: read the request here
Pairing: Cedric Diggory x fem!gryffindor!reader
Word Count: 3.9K
A/N: I'm so sorry guys. This has been such a long time coming, I'm not sure people are even waiting for this anymore. But this is the first part and I'm thinking of turning it into a full-fledged series. Second part of the fic WILL be out as soon as I'm done exams.
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The first few dates were bearable enough â if you squinted hard and counted the silence as a virtue.Â
The next few were nothing short of painstakingly harrowing. And thatâs being kind.
This one, however? It made you seriously contemplate lunging over the walls of the Astronomy Tower and meeting Death, himself, halfway. Little else could offer greater reprieve, in your mind, from this.Â
The setting shouldâve been romantic, in theory. The night was still, but not stiflingly so, and the moonlight danced around the top of the Tower teasingly, doing little to illuminate the dark. If he stepped into a crevice where the light didnât reach his face and you tuned him out just enough, you might even call the view beautiful. But, you soon found out â only a few dates in â no view could be described as such when you have Trevor Selwyn standing next to you.
Trevor Selwyn shouldâve been a perfect match, in theory. An avid member of the Sacred Twenty-Eight â there was little else that could prove more pertinent to families, like yours, with snobby ideals of purity and the measures necessary to maintain it, generation after generation â a Slytherin, an athlete (he doesnât like mentioning that heâs a substitute player, on his best days), and a prefect. And, as you soon found out â only one date in â heâs also an utter and complete idiot.
So, you shouldâve said no, in theory. Kicked and flailed your arms like a petulant child, screamed and wailed and protested when your parents proposed a courtship between the two of you. You shouldâve told Trevor himself that he possessed the tact of a Cornish Pixie and the wit of the dimmest of trolls. But, as you soon found out (after the wailing episode) â absolutely zero dates in â Trevor is nothing but persistent and your parents anything but unwavering in their resolve.Â
âIâve met the Minister once,â he remarks out of nowhere as he looks off, off of the edge of the tower with all the regality of an acclaimed emperor.Â
You hum in response. You havenât said a word all night and he hasnât noticed a thing.
âGranted, I was only two but I recall the Minister telling my father ââ
âI think I should head back, actually,â you interrupt before the anecdote can truly begin. There are a few things youâve learned about Trevor so far but none of them are as glaringly consequential as this: if he starts talking about his father, he wonât be able to stop. Escapades from Uagadou, his adventures in Egypt warding off curses and serpents and the magical scrolls of Machu Picchu â
âOh,â he furrows his brow as if deep in thought and you almost laugh. That boy has never had a thought in his life.Â
âI donât want to be late for prefect patrols is all,â a faux sweet lilt to your voice doesnât do much to subdue the frown on his face.Â
He nods curtly. âIâll walk you back.â
Your refusal is automatic. âI think Iâll manaââ
âItâs no problem,â he starts walking towards the stairs and youâre left with no choice but to follow.
On any other occasion, the walk wouldâve taken mere minutes. The hallways wouldâve been something theatrical, a soft fusion of candlelight and the streaming moonlight at this time of night. With Selwyn by your side, however, the minutes seemed like hours, and the candlelit corridors, usually golden and warm, felt like the dull glow of a waiting room. Your shoulders ached from how stiffly you held herself as each step echoed louder than the last, as if the castle itself was sighing in disappointment and disdain.
âI had an enjoyable time tonight,â Trevor started when you finally reached and you tried your utter best to hide the discomfort when his clammy hand reached for yours. He brought it to his lips and pressed a single kiss on it before you gave him a tight-lipped smile. You expect him to then turn and go, to walk back down to his own common room but he stays standing there, his face blank.Â
âMe too,â you smile, in hopes that this was the confirmation he was after. Another lesson youâve learned about the boy has been this: nothing else pleases him as much as validation does.Â
He gives some semblance of a smile back. You blink. The next thing you know he has started to lean in and his eyes are fluttering shut and his slightly puckered lips are mere inches from yours now and the ridiculousness of it all proves too much to bear â you guffaw in the most obnoxious way possible. A mixture of anger and hurt crosses his face before he retreats and youâre unsure of how to recover.
âIâm so sorry,â you cover your mouth and try to stop the laughter. âIâ I just thought of a funny joke. Iâm soââ
âFix your hair, would you? It looked atrocious today,â he quips quickly to gain control of the situation back. The last thing youâve learned about the enigma that Selwyn is is this: his superiority cannot be challenged. If it is, he will try to establish it again â by insulting you in the most seemingly hurtful manner.Â
It doesnât quite have the desired effect. You snort at his attempt and suddenly the laughter has returned. He exhales once out of his nose as he turns to go but not before calling out, âI will pick you up at the same time tomorrow night. Donât be late.âÂ
The laughter dwindles at the thought of enduring this again. âIâm busy tomorrow!âÂ
âDonât be late,â he calls again.Â
âCharming,â you hear someone call from behind you and you can tell who it is without having to turn and look at his annoyingly perfect face. His clever quips usually carry the extraordinary ability to irk you to no end but after the night youâve had, they seem especially akin to knives on a chalkboard.Â
You can picture Cedric Diggoryâs earnest yet irritating smile he seems to wear at all times, the kind that makes his honey-coloured eyes crinkle in the slightest way at the edges with no difficulty. You can picture his perfectly ironed robes, clad with pins and awards he has won over the years and his hair that falls in place like dominoes. Thereâs only ever one way to describe him: pristine. Always.Â
Though youâd never cared much to exalt him to the status of an academic rival, itâd be foolish to call him anything else. He had a way about him that reeked of complete and utter competence at everything, which indubitably invited a certain degree of resentment from everyone. You were no exception.
And not only did the universe seem keen on making an already-horrible night worse by scheduling him as your prefect patrols partner tonight, it also seemed quite keen on wanting to humiliate you in front of him.Â
âThe gossip that you are, Diggory,â you huff with biting sarcasm as you finally turn to face him. âUsing your patrols as a way to spy on unsuspecting young lovers. Classy.â The break of his grin is almost blinding and you have to avert your gaze to avoid damage to your visual field.
âNothing else entertains me these days as much as your courtship, Iâm afraid,â he jests, slipping an easy hand into his pocket. âIf you need more time together, I understand. Iâm perfectly capable of completing the patrols on my own tonight.â
With your face aflame, you shoot him a look and begrudgingly start walking beside him, arms crossed tightly over your chest like a shield and footsteps hitting stone a bit too sharply.Â
âHow kind of you.â You say curtly and make it a point to walk a few steps ahead of him. He doesnât seem particularly perturbed by it: he follows a few steps behind you, but the smugness radiating off of him envelops you nonetheless.Â
âYou can laugh, you know,â you say again after a moment of silence. You have long-since learned that the best way to avoid embarrassment is to submit to it. Youâve been courting Selwyn long enough to know it â sheepish smiles exchanged with classmates when he pecks you on the cheek in the hallways, mortified but apologetic grimaces whenever he tries to clasp your hand in his as he walks you to your common room after supper. Judgment â if it must be served â is best served plainly. Overtly.Â
He shakes his head in amusement as he finally catches up and walks in step with you. âNow, why would I laugh? That was the most romantic thing Iâve ever seen.âÂ
âThat was humiliating,â you mutter under your breath before you can stop yourself.Â
Cedricâs amused smile wavers as he glances at you with something you hope isnât sympathy. And as much as you hate to say it, it wouldnât be something you would put above him â for all the determined rebuttals and rivalries in class, Cedric has only ever been infuriatingly kind. âI think Selwyn might be a tad bit more humiliated than you, [Y/L/N].â
âGood. If he ever tries to kiss me again, I might hex him into oblivion and end up as a headline in the Daily Prophet.âÂ
His amusement returns and youâre glad. Youâre not sure how to interact with him beyond the usual teasing remarks. âWould it be in bad taste to say that I'd quite want to see that?â His smile only grows when you roll your eyes. âWill you be doing that tomorrow night then? Shall I call the reporters?âÂ
You make a face. âYou wonât be grinning that wide when I send a dementor after you from Azkaban, Diggory.â
âSend one after Selwyn. Heâs in need of a good kiss.â
Your lips twitch at the joke and Cedric notices the slight movement. You press them together before a full-fledged smile can appear on your face and Cedric revels in it. âYouâre not funny.â
âYes, Iâm sure Selwynâs funnier,â Cedric teases.Â
âStill not funny.â You take a few quicker steps to walk in front of him again, having had enough of his teasing for the night.Â
He catches up again and has no particular difficulties keeping up, no matter how much you try to hasten your steps. âForgive me for prying ââ
âI wonât.â
âBut, why Selwyn?â The questionâs sincerity catches you off-guard.
âWhat?â
âI just mean â I find it hard to believe that youâre⊠devoid of options. SoâŠwhy him?â He picks his words carefully, as if heâs weighing them in his mouth before letting them fall out. And perhaps it was due to the late hour or the undeniable warmth that Cedricâs eyes perpetually hold, but you actually considered giving him a sincere answer.Â
âHeâsââ you pause as you vow to yourself this would be the last display of vulnerability Cedric would be getting from you tonight. Your voice drops despite yourself, and you find your fingers fiddling with the edge of your sleeve. Something about Cedricâs quiet attention makes the truth feel heavier than usual. âHeâs my parentsâ choice. They want me to graduate with a prospect secured.â
His eyebrows wrinkle in confusion. âIf a courtship is what youâre after, Iâm sure youâd find better prospects in â pardon my bluntness â anyone else.â His teasing cadence has dropped altogether now and you wrinkle your own eyebrows in confusion as you consider the notion that Cedric might actually be trying to help you.Â
âIt doesnât matter whoââ you pause again. âI donât plan on marrying him, Cedric.â
Cedric frowns.Â
You go on, âIâm only âcourtingâ him until graduation to subdue my parents. I wonât marry him so it doesnât matter who it is.â You squirm in guilt as Cedric stays frowning. âAnd I realize itâs cruel to string him along â I do â I just â I donât know what else to do.âÂ
Cedric nods after a while â a slow, courteous nod that indicates he understands but wholly disagrees with whatever youâre saying. Itâs a nod youâve seen from him when he proposes a rebuttal to whatever alternate answer youâve proposed in class, an alternate solution to a problem and admittedly, a much more pragmatic one. He opens his mouth to voice it before the sound of giggles fill the empty hallways from around the corner.
You both exchange a prefectly look with each other, acknowledging the obvious student out of bed, awaiting a scolding for being out past curfew. Before you two can approach to see who it is, they turn the corner themselves.
âEvelyn,â Cedric breathes out in surprise as your gaze lands on the familiar brunette-haired girl in your year, her hands firmly clasped in Damien Averyâs, matching love-sick grins plastered on both faces and lipstick stains on the latterâs neck. With their hair dishevelled and robes askew, they blink in stunned silence.
You purse your lips as you look between the two, realization cresting at once. Though Cedricâs dating life was never a particular topic of interest, you immediately recognized the girl as his girlfriend, Evelyn Waters.Â
Well, ex-girlfriend as of two weeks ago.Â
âCed,â his name falls from her smudged, lipstick-stained mouth softly, her eyes widening slightly. She hastily straightens out her robe and runs a hand through her hair. âIââ
Cedric clears his throat awkwardly as he shoots Avery a lingering glare. âItâs an hour past curfewââ He manages to get out, his voice unbelievably even. He keeps his eyes on Avery, not sparing Evelyn another glance.Â
âIâm a prefect, Diggory. I think weâre fine,â Avery dismisses, stepping around him. He tugs at Evelynâs hand.
Cedric steps in front of him again, towering over the shorter boy with ease. âForty points from Slytherin,â he says simply, his eyes uncharacteristically stoic.
Avery scoffs and looks at Cedric in disbelief. âYeah?â He sneers. âAre you going to take another forty for theft?âÂ
Cedric exhales heavily through his nose at the implication. The night air has suddenly chilled and the tension is so thick, it makes it hard to breathe.
âYou know⊠consideringâŠeverything.â Avery smirks, gesturing subtly to Evelynâs hand he still has clasped within his own. Evelyn watches the exchange silently.
âConsidering everything, Avery,â you finally find your voice in the uncomfortable silence and step forward. âIâll be taking another hundred points away from Slytherin for your misuse of prefect privileges. Expect to hear from Professor Snape tomorrow when I formally file a complaint.â
Avery turns to you, his goblin-green eyes staring into yours for a minute before he narrows them. âThis isnât your fight, [Y/L/N]. Stay out of it.â
âI think you,â you jab a hard finger at his chest, pushing him away slightly, âshould stay out of the hallways after curfew. Now, if youâll excuse us.â You grab Cedricâs arm and tear him away from the pair.Â
He doesnât protest when you begin to lead him down a random set of stairs to get away from the scene of the stiff confrontation. Cedric walks a few steps behind you wordlessly as you chance periodic glances to make sure heâs still following. After a few moments, you slow your gait so he can catch up with you.
âHey,â you jostle him out of his thoughts which seemed to have permanently etched a furrow in his brows as he shuffled his feet across the stone floor.
He sighs, running a quick hand over his face and then stuffing it back into his pocket. âYou didnât have to enjoy that quite so much.â
You frown. âEnjoy what?â
âDo you not normally enjoy my humiliation?â He asks with a teasing lilt in his voice, but the humour stops short of his eyes. You can tell his mind is still stuck elsewhere, replaying that scene over and over.Â
âIâm not a sadist like you,â you quip.Â
He offers you a quick smile as if to confirm receipt of your well-intentioned humour, but doesnât say much else. You walk in uneasy silence once again.Â
âSheâs an idiot,â you say finally. âJustâ for the record.â
âHm.â He smiles wryly again but his eyes hold a heaviness that you donât like. You can tell the breakup took a greater toll on him than he has let on the past few weeks. And youâre not exactly sure why that weighs down on your heart.
âSeriously, Diggory,â you sigh. âSheâs an idiot for breaking up with you and sheâs an idiot for getting with Avery.â
He exhales a quiet laugh. âYeah.âÂ
The heaviness still hung in the air despite your attempts at trying to provide Cedric an outlet to let out his frustration. You scoff internally at his staunch unwillingness to talk ill of anyone â not even his ex-girlfriend who moved on from him in a blink of an eye. You think again of Cedricâs genuine interest in your âSelwynianâ plight. You sigh once before shaking your head. Were you really about to help Cedric Diggory?
âYou know what? You need to stop that.â
âStop what?â
âActing like it doesnât bother you,â you hit him lightly on the arm. âIt bothers you, right?â
He holds your gaze for a moment before nodding. âYeah. Suppose it does.â He admits quietly.
âDo you want her back?âÂ
He frowns at the question. âWhatââ
âDo you?â
âYes,â he breathes out after a while and looks away, as if embarrassed at the confession. You can tell heâs fidgeting with his pockets nervously.Â
âThen, make her jealous,â you say. âI saw how she was looking at you. She knows she made a mistake. But she wonât admit it because thatâs not how it works. Make her jealous and sheâll have to admit it. Itâll get it out of her.â
He looks at you in amusement. âI canât tell if youâre trying to help me or sabotage me.â
You scoff. âAccept the generosity before I change my mind.â
He shakes his head with a bitter smile, clicking his tongue against his teeth quietly. âThat wonât work, anyway.â
âIt will,â you assert. âTrust me, Diggory. It will.âÂ
He shakes his head again. âI donât even know how toââ
âDate someone else,â you supply easily.
âI donât like anyone else.â
You shoot him an unimpressed look. âNo shit. We already established that you still like Evelyn.â
âSo, I ask out a girl Iâm not actually interested in?â He asks in disbelief, discomfort evident on his face.Â
âYeah,â you shrug.Â
He frowns and pauses, glancing at you with confusion. âThatâs cruel beyond belief, [Y/L/N].â
His admonition makes you pause, too. The familiarity of the proposal strikes you at once. It was exactly what you were doing â stringing along a clueless Selwyn until graduation and then breaking his heart without a second thought. The cruelty of it all had always been a nagging thought â but its noise had been distant and dull. It was now ringing in your ears however, your skewed perception of morality hitting you at once.
âItâs notâ cruel.â You try to tell yourself, more than him. âItââ
âItâs heartless,â he says again, matter-of-factly. âThis, and what youâre doing to Selwyn, by the way.âÂ
You sigh at his moral policing. You knew he was right, but Selwyn was a problem for another night.Â
âFine,â you relent. âHow about a girl who agrees to be your fake girlfriend?âÂ
He scoffs lightly. âIf that were so easy to find, wouldnât you have gotten a fake boyfriend already?â
You both stop walking at the same time, your footsteps coming to a screeching halt simultaneously. It was almost as if Cedricâs words had materialized and turned into physical roadblocks. His gaze slowly turns to you, honey-brown eyes landing on yours, but youâre already watching him in stunned realization.Â
â[Y/L/N] ââ he begins thoughtfully.
âNo. No. Absolutely not.â That look in his eyes â the one like heâs already decided. Like heâs already seen this through to the end. It makes you nervous in a way you canât name. You start walking ahead of him rather quickly but he catches up to you with no difficulty once again. His long strides match your pace perfectly.
âThis was your ideaââ He tries to reason again, the sound of hurried footsteps echoing off the walls as he chases after you with a walking stride.
âMy ideaâ was not for us to do thatââ you huff out as you keep up the pace, unrelenting.
He finally catches up to you and reaches for your arm, his hand closing gently around your elbow. The warmth of his touch sends a jolt through you, halting your steps more effectively than his words ever could. âIt makes sense.â
You blink, momentarily thrown. âNoââÂ
âYou wonât have to be needlessly cruel just to keep a prospect aroundââ
âCedric.â
âAnd I wonât have to heartlessly pretend to like a girl who doesnât know Iâm pretending,â his hands find your shoulders. âIt makes sense. You know it does.â
âI wonâtââ
âAnd no more nightly dates with Selwyn,â he interrupts. âNo more dodging his kisses.âÂ
That finally shuts you up. You shake your head though you canât find the words to protest anymore. Cedric decides to sweeten the deal further.
âNo life sentence in Azkaban, either.â
âShut up.â
His lips tug upwards slightly and your eyes canât help but catch on the movement. You let your eyes roam over his face â annoyingly symmetrical, irritatingly warm â and suddenly it hits you how easy it would be to fall into this lie. How dangerously tempting it is to pretend.
âNo one would even believe it,â you say weakly. âWe hate each other.â
âYou mean you hate me?â He smiles dryly. âBecause I donât recall ever hating you.â
You avert your eyes before you start tracing his smile lines again with your gaze. âI just meanâ weâre always at each otherâs throats.âÂ
âThat makes it more believable, donât you think?âÂ
You shake your head, closing your eyes. âItâs a bad ideaââ
You donât get to finish your sentence before a familiar owl flies overhead and perches itself on the ledge next to you, clutching a letter. It doesnât take long for you to realize who itâs from â the intricate green envelope and Selwyn family crest catching your eye immediately.
Cedric raises an eyebrow as he holds back a smirk. You grumble under your breath before plucking the letter from the owl begrudgingly.Â
âArenât you going to open it?â He questions as he stifles a smile.
âNo,â you huff in annoyance. âHe ⊠sends these every night. A âgoodnight poemâ, he calls them.â
Cedric doesnât say anything, his grin already revealing he knows what your next words will be.Â
You glance at the letter again â Selwynâs cursive looping like a snake about to bite. What were you even doing?
You sigh, knowing exactly what this meant. âFine. Letâs do it.â You cast the ignition spell, watching the green wax seal curl into smoke. âLetâs date.â
He blinks. âWait â really?â
 âDonât make me change my mind.â
 His grin returns, slow and lopsided. âPretend to date,â he corrects.
âWhat?â
âWeâre pretending,â he says cheekily, your cheeks aflame at his teasing cadence. "Donât fall in love with me, [Y/L/N].â Â
With a determined roll of your eyes, you turn on your heel. âAs if, Diggory.â
Second part coming soon!











