Jun 6, 2025
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Thank you for your patience. Here is jontimmartin, as promised.
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Our friend Richard is our DM for DnD. Sometimes when it’s funny he’ll call himself Dick. It’s silly to all of us that Dick is the shortened form of Richard but also penis funny.
For dnd nights it’s Richard, another guy, and three nonbinary folks.
One day Richard was gone and while we waited we joked, “There’s no Dick on the call! We’re Dickless!”
The other guy was like ???? “I’m here…?”
And we belatedly realized he thought we were ragging on his masculinity instead of joking about Richards name. It turns out that in years of friendship our other male player had never heard Richard make a Dick joke.
and now, PENIS radio-- CUMMIN to you live
*human and transformer meeting for the first time*
Ironhide: What’s your designation, kid?
Human: My name? Richard, but for good reason, I go by my middle name, Spike
Ironhide: …
Ironhide: We can’t call you that
Human: Why?
Ironhide: …for good reason
Human: no
Human: no, please don’t let it be so
remember kids dont send fucking nudes to people because that shit WILL spread and everyone WILL see it. the world wont know you by your face, name, or achievements, but by your WILLY.
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Elphaba researching ‘how to make straw into wood:’
OMORI MLB AU - Interview
🐈⬛: Hah. I'm bigger.
🐞: More for me I guess. 🐈⬛: Kill y-
these new chapters just being a prolonged dick joke is sending me