Danny: papa can I be with him

Jack: of corse

Danny: NOOO... DAD PLEASE

Jack: my boy I'm telling you to freaking be with him??

Danny: YEAH BUT I LOVE HIM!

Jack: yeah I like him too talsi's cool

Danny: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SEPERATE US?!!

Jack: I'm not trying to separate you-??

Jack: Maddie bring the holy water

How the dad I'm dating someone scene went basically the Nightingale's with the families rivalries

Damian anytime he's mad at danny

Damian: this year I lost my dear husband danny

Danny quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Damian: sometimes I can still hear his voice

Their green eyed beauties( damain and tucker): imma go touch it

Deadserious early days of courting one another

Danny takes damain on a date

It ends with them coming back to the manor via flood cause they got jumped by pirates and a mermaid

A young danny and damian incident

Danny and damian get into a fight and danny says "that's it! We're getting a divorce your losing custody

...... of your father"

And damians like "that's how that works?! "

And Danny's like "that's how that works " while clinging to Bruce and damains just trying to trade one of his siblings for bruce. First he tried dick but soon realized they would be too powerful together along with Stephane so he opted to give up tim.

Headcannon that damian cannot flirt for shit and gets away with saying the dumbest things cause he's pretty

Headcannon that Danny and damian are childhood friends and danny had to go to Gotham with vlad for events and his parents pccasional experiment there

So damian knows his crush is, on any normal day, shorter than him but then danny stops visiting and the next time damian sees him jacks genes woke up

So instead of normally small crush he had a giant hubby

Me a sleep deprived docter after a shift

My ghostly husband are you alright angel?

Immediately seeks comfort in his chest

Dami?!