Barty and Reg sharing a joint with James but it’s James’s first time trying weed. James gets anxious and paranoid and starts shaking so Reg climbs into his lap and Barty leans him back against his chest. They get him calmed down but now they’re relaxed and happy and Reg can’t stop himself from grinding down and Barty? How is Barty supposed to resist burying his face in James’s neck licking and biting the soft skin there?

James had no idea when amore and cuore had turned into Barty straddling him, tongue down his throat, but he wasn’t complaining. Not even a little. “Say it again,” Barty murmured, lips brushing James’ jaw. “Passione,” James gasped, and though his accent was butchered, Barty didn’t care. The word came out ragged, like James was praying. “Bravo,” Barty praised, voice low and dangerous. His hand slid beneath James’ shirt, palm hot against his skin. “That one deserves… extra.” James groaned as Barty kissed him again, deeper, biting at his lower lip until James arched up into him. “Another.” James blinked, dazed. “W-what?” “Word. Desiderio.” James fumbled through it, “Deh… see… dair-io?” Barty tsked, wagging a finger like a teacher scolding his star pupil. “No, no, no, amore. Desiderio.” James flushed scarlet, because the reprimand sounded filthy in Barty’s accent. “Bloody hell, don’t say it like that—” “Like what?” Barty teased, pressing his mouth to James’ throat, teeth scraping lightly. “Like you want to melt when I scold you?”

why do people blur out barty's trauma in fics????? I rarely ever see anything about it. It's always "barty is just a psychotic little twink!" not "barty can't even contemplate who he is as a person because he's had that forced from his hand by his father."

have you considered that multishipping is the best choice for your own happiness? have you considered that instead of getting worked up over shipping discourse, you could just love All Of Them. have you considered that