Pansy: So, howâs the school play going, Granger?
Hermione:Howâs it going? Letâs see⌠Neville forgets his lines every time Theo looks at him. Blaise flirts with Ron so much that our stage crew had to dim the lights just to cool the room down.
Pansy: That sounds⌠spicy.
Hermione: Oh, it gets better. Harry and Draco are currently making out on stage.
Pansy: âŚI didnât know there was a kissing scene.
Hermione: There isnât.
Hermione: I said âCutâ five minutes ago.
Pansy: Oh.
Hermione:Oh?! Theyâre still going at it! I think they forgot theyâre supposed to be enemies in this play!
Pansy: Enemies? Please, theyâre one misplaced breath away from an engagement.
Ron (somewhere offstage): Blaise, stop touching me, itâs not part of the scene!
Blaise: Iâm improvising.
Theo: Neville, your line.
Neville: Your eyes areâwait, what were my eyes again?
Hermione:Your line!
Neville: Right, right. âYour eyes are⌠like⌠plants.â
Theo: âŚRomantic.
Hermione:This is fine. Everything is fine.
Pansy: Should I get popcorn?
Hermione: Get McGonagall ,Readmore
When you try to direct a school play but accidentally host Hogwartsâ most chaotic love pentagon.
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A box of chocolate (or two) - Drarry late Valentine fic
Summary:Â Draco finally confesses to Potter, but...he just laughs at him?
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âI canât do thisâ Draco mumbled to himself, he clutched on his bag and shook his head, his right foot tapping repeatedly on the ground, he was standing in the middle of the Great Hall alone, his back against the wall. They have just finished eating dinner, and guess what day it was, stupid Valentineâs Day. And everyone was there, guys, girls, handing out chocolates to their crushes, Draco didnât want to admit it, but he kind of made a box too, for someone he liked, for a while now, but it was after dinner now, and he still hasnât done it.
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âHeyâ Pansy tapped on his shoulder and Draco whipped around to see her âWhy are you sweating so much? Have you given him your chocolates?â
 âNoâ Draco squealed quietly âI canât, I just canât, Pansy. I canâtâ Unfortunately, his crush was the saviour of the Wizarding World, and it has made all of this harder than it should be. Ever since he woke up, Potter has been receiving thousands of love letters, chocolates, sweets and one even tried to give Potter her hair. Draco should have seen it coming, Potter was far too famous, he wouldnât even care about Dracoâs chocolates.
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âAll I hear is you being a cowardâ Pansy rolled her eyes and gripped on his shoulders tightly âYou can do it, I did it, Theo did it, Blaise did it. And you made the chocolates yourself, that makes it extra specialâ That was true, the blond had called his mother last week to ask her how to make chocolates, he wanted it to be done by his own hands, so he had sneaked out of his dorm almost every night since then to try making chocolate in the Hogwartsâs kitchen. Some of the elves even helped him, but last night, he was able to make the perfect batch of chocolates. He had sneaked back up and wrapped it in a box and kept it in his trunk until this morning. He intended to give it to Potter before first period, but the moment Potter stepped out of the dorm, his âfansâ have already stood there waiting for him, Draco didnât get the chance.
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âWait, really? You all did it?â
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âWell, yeahâ Pansy shrugged and gave him a big smile, showing her white teeth, she was happy, he could tell âShe agreed, Granger agreed to go on a date with meâ
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âOh, Iâm so gladâ Draco smiled at her âAnd what about Blaise and Theo?â
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âWell, I saw Theo and Neville holding hands earlier, so thatâs good. And, guess what, turned out Blaise and Weasley, you know, Ron Weasley, have been in a secret relationship for months nowâ She said with her eyes wide open, and she added as soon as she saw Dracoâs shocked reaction âI know! Unbelievable, I should have seen it coming, with the way heâs always staying back at his dorm, I mean, Iâd understand it because I alwaysâŚstay back at the dorm to have some quality time with Granger, who knows he was able to get in Weasleyâs trousers before I could get underââŚâ
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âDonât finish thatâ Draco chuckled âIâPotter and I, weâre not like you guys, we donât have an easy history. Even though, sure, Potter and I have been on good terms lately, but Iâm not sure if he likes me, what if I just embarrassed myself, then Iâd have to change my dorm because I cannot stay in the same place with him every single day?â
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âWhy are you panicking? Itâs perfectly fine, go big or go homeâ
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âOh, Pansy, youâve underestimated my ability to âgo homeâ, I can actually not do this bring this box of chocolate back in my dorm and eat it aloneâ
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âOh shit, here he is, go!â
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âWait whaââŚâ Pansy spun Draco around before he could finish his sentence and pushed him forward, the blond stumbled and almost fell on the ground. He turned around and glared at his best friend, who was sticking her tongue out at him, Draco took a deep breath and looked back at Potter, who was walking his way with Weasley and Granger by his side
 âYou can do this!â Pansy shrieked from afar and Draco ignored, he just didnât care, the only thing he was focused on now was Potterâs smile, it was bright, and beautiful. Recently Draco has been able to crack that smile on Potterâs face, when Potter laughed at his attempt to be funny, Draco felt a spark in his heart, it was one of the things Draco likes about him, the fact that Potterâs smile can light Dracoâs heart up, like candles in a dark room
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âHey, Malfoyâ Potterâs face lightened up when he saw Draco, the blond pushed some of his hair behind his ear and swallowed hard, he waited until Potter was in front of him before he finally spoke
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âHiâ He said softly âI, er, thereâs actually no way to say thisâ
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âWhatâs wrong?â Potter asked, and even Weasley and Granger were looking at him with curious eyes
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âPotter, IââŚâ He stuttered and took another breath, he pulled out the black chocolate box with a red ribbon on from his bag and pushed it into Potterâs hands, he looked down on the ground and started confessing âHereâs the thing, I like you, I like like you, I have been, for a while now. And I made this, for you, and I know you probably donât care, you have a bunch of gifts from others anyway. But, go big or go home right? I chose to go big. Anyway, thatâs it, if you donât want it, just give it back to me, I wouldnât want it to go to waste, and er, if youâre uncomfortable with me liking you, with me being a Death Eater and all, just tell me, and I will ask Headmistress to assign me to another dormâ He said and fidgeted with his robes, his heart threatened to fly out of his chest. He closed his eyes and waited, but the only thing he heard wasâŚlaughters? Draco looked up to see Potter chuckling with Weasley while Granger gave him a beam
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âAre youâŚmocking me?â Draco questioned. Was this funny for them?
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âNoâ Potter stopped laughing as soon as he asked âNo, no! I justâŚâ Potter smiled and pulled something out of his bag. Dracoâs eyes opened wide, he pressed his lips into a thin line to hide his shock, Potter was holding a bright red chocolate box with a black ribbon on it, and there was even his name on the box, written by Potter, he could tell from the messy handwriting, Potter held it in his hand and bit his lips
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âRon, your boyfriend is waiting!â Granger tugged on Weasleyâs robes and pulled him away âWeâll go first, see you in the Common Roomâ
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âYeah, Iâll catch up laterâ Potter said and then there was only the two of them left in the hall, Draco stood there, his heart still beating fast. What was this?
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âEr, I wasnât mocking youâ Potter said and Draco looked up at him âI just, itâs a funny story, I was going to give you thisâ He showed the box to Draco when the blond reached out to grab it, Potter pulled the box back, perhaps he wanted to say something first. Needless to say, Draco was still in complete shock âIâŚI was laughing because I just told Ron and Hermione that I was going to give you as soon as I got the chance to see you, everyone wasâŚcrowding me today so I didnât get to give you this, but now I have, and I was about to do it, butâŚyou did it anywayâ Potter snorted âRon said heâd lock you and I in a room if I delay this any longerâ
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âOhâ Draco murmured
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âMalfoy, Dracoâ He corrected himself, and Dracoâs heart might have skipped a beat hearing his first name rolling off Potterâs tongue so easily âLook, I like you too, I like like you, a lot, and for a while now too, even though Hermione insists that I have been in love with you way longer than that. But, er, the point is, I still like you, and though at first, we werenât really getting along when we first got assigned in the same dorm, but I guess everything works out fineâ He smiled at Draco, showing a bit of dimples on his cheeks âI like howâŚyou bite your lips when youâre thinking, I like how you always drink after you finish your meal and never during it, I like how you snore a bit when you sleep, I like how you always push my shoulder and blush when I compliment you, like you are nowâ Potter chuckled and Draco covered his cheeks with his hands, it was burning red now âAnd IâŚer, I like how you lean on me when you hear a funny story, whether itâs me telling it, or someone else, you always lean on me while laughing when Iâm right next to you, but not on anyone else, so I always try to be close to you. But I like you most because you are the way you are, and I like it, I like you, your whole you, everythingâ Draco gave up, he was falling for Potter deeply now. His words, it was melting Draco like an ice cream in July.
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âSo, Draco Malfoy, will you be my Valentine? And my forever? I hopeâ Potter said, handing the chocolate box for Draco to hold, he stood there, waiting patiently for Draco to answer
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âI donât snoreâ He grumbled
 âThatâs what you focused on?â Potter laughed âDracoâŚâ
 âYesâ Draco whispered the answer
 âWhatâs that? I couldnât hear youâ Potter tilted his head to the side, he smiled knowingly at Draco, the git already heard it
 âYesâ He said loudly with a grin âYes! Alright? I will be your Valentine, you gitâ He blushed and grabbed the box from Potterâs hand, hugging it tightly to his chest
 âCan I kiss you?â
 âNow?â
 âYeah, unless you donât want toâ
 âNo, I-I want toâ Draco said and Potter slowly leaned down, he caught the blond in a soft and chaste kiss, Potter sucked on his bottom lip slowly, slithering his tongue inside when Draco gave him access, he arched into it and stood on his tiptoes, wanting to taste more
 âStudents!â Draco quickly pushed Potter away when he heard the familiar voice of the Headmistress
 âHeadmistressâ Draco said in unison with Potter
 âIâm so sorryâ Draco apologised quickly
 âIâm glad my two students are getting alongâ She said softly âHowever, please keep yourâŚintimate activities in your dorm. This is the second time I have to observe this type of behaviour in the school ground, and I especially didnât expect it from you, Mister Malfoyâ Then she lowered her voice that Draco could barely hear it âBut you have the Blackâs blood in you, so I donât expect muchâ She sighed and looked back at them âI donât want the same thing from 20 years ago to happen again. The hall is not for thatâ
 âWe understandâ
 âThank you, Headmistress, Iâm so sorry. Harryâ Draco said, dragging Harry away. When they were walking up the stairs, Draco realised his hand was intertwined with Harry already, he glanced up to see the git smiling brightly
 âYou look cheerfulâ
 âI am, my crush likes meâ He said and Draco huffed out a laugh before pushing Harry slightly away
 âHeyâŚdidnât your dad and his friends study here 20 years ago?â He asked, when the Headmistress mentioned she didnât want the same thing from 20 years ago to happen again, and what she said with him having the Blackâs blood inside him. Didnât Potterâs dad play with Sirius Black? Sirius was his first cousin, once removed. And he didnât really care about what the Headmistress saidâŚuntil now
 âOh yeahâ Harry hummed âWho could she be talking about?â He said, but quickly turned back to grin at Draco âDo you want to go on a date with me this weekend?â
 âWhat if I say no?â
 âThen Iâll be sadâ Harry pouted and Draco couldnât help but laughed softly, leaning on Harryâs shoulder
 âAlright, Iâll goâ He replied âShould we go to the Common Room? Our friends are waitingâ
 âI was thinking, we could go back to our dorm, and have a taste of the chocolatesâ Harry leaned closer and whispered in Dracoâs ear âAnd maybe I can have a taste of you tooâ
 âHarryâ Draco blushed, pushing the git away but their hands still locked tightly to each other. They walked past the Common Room and went up to their dorm, Draco bit his lower lip again, this Valentineâs Day had gone far better than he had ever imagined.
 The End.
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(The fic was originally based on this reddit post)
When the Hogwarts Drama Club becomes an actual drama.
Pansy: Sooo⌠howâs the school play going?
Hermione: You tell me. Neville forgets all his lines when Theoâs on stage. Blaise keeps trying to make out with Ron instead of acting.
Pansy: Classic.
Hermione: And Harry and Draco are kissing.
Pansy: Oh wow! I didnât know there was a kissing scene.
Hermione: There isnât.
Hermione: I yelled âCUTâ five minutes ago.
Pansy: âŚOf course you did, readmore
Summary: It's like Firefighter Calendar, but with Aurors, and magic, and six idiots who won't admit their feelings. Featuring Drarry, Blairon, and Theville in one story
Word count: 21113
Tags:Â Auror Harry Potter, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Neville Longbottom, Makeup artist Draco Malfoy, Stylist Theodore Nott, Photographer Blaise Zabini, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, Mutual Pining, Hurt/Comfort, Shameless Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Public Sex, Top Blaise Zabini, Bottom Ron Weasley, Top Harry Potter, Bottom Draco Malfoy, Top Neville Longbottom, Bottom Theodore Nott, POV Alternating, Parseltongue
Summary: The Angel costume is here for a reason. Yes Draco Malfoy is a virgin, but there is no need for anyone to know about it, and certainly not Harry, who just walks in and dresses as the hottest Devil Draco has ever seen
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Word count: 4263
Tags: Halloween Costumes; Post-Hogwarts; Top Harry Potter; Bottom Draco Malfoy; Explicit Sexual Content; Virgin Draco Malfoy; First Time; Light Bondage; Draco Malfoy Has Long Hair; Harry Potter is a Tease; Harry Potter is Hung; Idiots in Love
(Guess who decided to write a Halloween fic after Halloween and after two months not finishing any fic? This girl, yeah me, no regrets)
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Summary: Draco Malfoy, a good citizen is trying to get as many tickets as possible just so he can get the chance to talk to the handsome officer, Harry Potter, but things didn't go well when Harry didn't fall for his charm and once again, Pansy came and saved the day
Or another short summary, Draco wants to get fucked by a police officer and Pansy helps.
(unbeta-d so please forgive the mistakes, also I might make mistakes here on how the laws and the tickets and those things work, but I tried my best, so please forgive me on that too, just ignore it lmao sksksk)
Also Iâve somehow deleted the whole fucking fic on this post so now I donât know what to do
Summary: âHow dare you? We have been married for five years! And this is what you did to me?â
âYouâre married?â
Well...that's how the story started...or maybe Harry should have cleaned the dishes
Words: 963
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Draco walked lazily out of his room and felt something strange in his house.
Still a pile of unwashed dishes in the sink, Draco groaned and ruffled his own hair.
A pair of unfamiliar shoes on the floor, a jacket on the table and a boxer on the couch.
âI swear to fucking Merlinâ Draco rubbed his eyes and strolled to the hallway in his apartment.
He slammed the door opened and started yelling
âHarry James Potter! How dare you?â
He startled the two figures on the bed
âDraco wha-âŚâ
He cut Harryâs words off and continued âHow dare you? We have been married for five years! And this is what you did to me?â
âYouâre married?â The blond man that was lying next to Harry sat up and stared at Harry with wide eyes
âWhat? N-âŚâ
âHah! And now you are going to lie! I canât believe youâ He grabbed the lamp on the table to his right and threw it on the ground âWhy would you do this to me? I trusted youâ He felt tears forming in his eyes and he wiped it away furiously
The blond man started gathering his clothes, well, most of his clothes on the floor frantically
âYou didnât tell me you were marriedâ He then proceeded to slap Harryâs right in the face and ran out of the room
âIâm so sorryâ He told Draco and Draco nodded slightly, pressing his lips in a thin line to stop crying
When the door closed, Dracoâs lips quirked up into a smirk, watching Harry rubbed his sore cheek
âDo you seriously have to do this every time? It actually hurtsâ Harry groaned and grabbed his wand on the bedside table
âYou forgot to do the dishes again. Itâs your turnâ Draco smirked and shrugged, sitting down on the bed, he touched the red cheek and Harry hissed in pain. Draco waved his own wand and healed it himself, then his hand came up and touched Harryâs face gently
âDid he slap you hard?â
âNah, not as hard as the last one, I could still feel itâ Harry chuckled and Draco slapped him playfully again
âRemember to do the dishes next time thenâ
âYou didnât have to do this every timeâ Harry snorted âI will do itâ
âAs a punishment, I have to. Being your fake husband is nice, I can yell at you and throw your ugly stuff on the floorâ
âThat was my favourite lampâ Harry pointed to the broken lamp and Draco laughed
âAnd also, Iâm so tired of your lovers eating my cereal every bloody morning, and they used my milk, and one even asked me to give him a rideâ He realised his hand was still on Harryâs shoulder so he pulled it back, standing up and clearing his throat âAnd do you have a thing for blondies or anything? Because recently you kept bringing blond guys back here, itâs getting annoying to see another blond in this householdâ
âEr, yeah, kindaâ Harry rubbed the back of his neck âYou see, I have a crush on this blond guyâ
âHuh?â Draco stopped on his way out of the room, turning around he saw a blushing Harry on the bed, still naked, the blanket was only covering hisâŚimportant part
âYeah, er, Pansy told me to tell him about it, but I canât. So as a coping mechanism, I slept with another blond so I can imagine that Iâm doing it with himâ
âYou did that? Whoâs the blond then?â A spark of hope was there in Dracoâs stomach
âI-âŚâ Harry mumbled the word that Draco couldnât hear
âNothingâ Harry stood up and was about to run out of the room. Draco was quicker, he slammed the door closed and stood in front of Harry, their chests touched
âDonât make me pull the card outâ He threatened
âYou wouldnâtâ Harry swallowed
âOh I would. If you donât tell me, Iâm going to tell your mom that you have been sleeping around, I bet sheâd love thatâ
âYou canât just use my mom to threaten me just because she likes youâ
âOh I canâ His tone went sharp, that was when Harry knew he was really threatening him âAnd I willâ
âFine, itâsâŚâ He mumbled and looked down
âI beg your pardon?â
âIt-âŚitâs youâ Harry finally looked up at Draco, their eyes met âYou, the only blond I thought about when I fucked them, the only blond who pretends to be my husband for the last few months and now I actually want you to be my husband. And fuck, I canât believe I just said that, bloody Pansy, she always says those stuff that makes me fee-âŚâ
âHarry, stopâ Draco put his hands on Harryâs shoulders to calm him down âSo you finally admit itâ
âWhat?â
âOh as if I canât hear you saying my name when you wanked, the wall is not that thick, you know?â
âYou heard? When?â
âTwo months ago, I Apparated back home early and I heard you. Then I told Pansy, and then she persuaded you to tell her. Iâve liked you since I moved here, dumbass, itâs actually the part of the reason I chose to move in hereâ
âWhaâŚI-âŚâ Draco put his finger on Harryâs lips and stopped him right there
âHarryâ He whispered and leaned closer âYouâre nakedâ
âYeah?â Harry arched an eyebrow at him, being oblivious as always
âAnd youâre hardâ He smirked at a blushing Harry and pushed the messy-haired guy back on the bed âPut your clothes on, Iâll make pancakesâ
He smirked and walked out of the room. As much as he wanted Harry to fuck him there and then, making him wait was so much better, it definitely was.
Summary for chapter 2: Theo learns about Neville's childhood. After that, Neville is late for their anniversary and he decides to make up for it
Word count: 9727 (both chapters)
(I know this couple is underrated but thatâs why I write fics for them, enjoy the big ass âlemonâ below xoxo)
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ââŚmy father was a real git, he was like Dracoâs father, but my mother was an amazing woman, Iâm surprised she even put up with him. Well, she did tell me when I came out to her that if I ever find a man of my own, that man needs to think of me as his world, not the other way around, she did have a point, my father was stupid, but he did love my mother a lotâ Theo touched Nevilleâs bare chest lightly with his finger and draped his leg over the other manâs thighs âSo, thatâs my horrible family stories, and how mad my mother got when I got a rainbow tattoo on my butt, but enough about me and my family, tell me about yoursâ
 âIâŚI donât think youâd want to hear itâ Neville stuttered and kissed Theoâs forehead, to distract him, it was what Neville always did when he felt uncomfortable talking about something
 âI know, itâs okay if you donât want to, itâs only been a few months since we started datingâ Theo sighed, he knew it was hard for Neville to tell him everything, he knew Neville was still very insecure, but all he wanted was for Neville to be able to talk to him, like partner to partner, Neville was the first and the only one that made Theo felt this way, he felt appreciated for the first time. Since theâŚdestined day they met again, it has been two months and two weeks, Neville has been his best boyfriend ever, he held Theoâs hands, he kissed his forehead and cheeks a lot, like Theo was something special to him, no, someone special to him. Every former boyfriend of Theo has always been too pretentious and they considered Theo as an object for them to show off, rather than someone they love, being with Neville was something new, and exciting, and Theo loved it, so he just hugged Neville closer and kissed his cheeks before closing his eyes, they have been snuggling up like this for the past few hours and it was best that they slept now
 âMy great uncle Algie dropped me out of a window onceâ The blonde said and Theoâs eyes opened in shock, he looked up at Neville and gaped
 âHe what?â
 âIâŚâ Neville kissed his temple and continued âYouâve met my parents twice, and my grandmother once, so I guess I could tell you about other members of my familyâ Neville smiled at him âI care about you, and I want to tell you this, itâs my decisionâ Theo nodded gently and let the man talked âMy great-uncle, he⌠tried to scare magic into me when I was younger, he thought I was a Squib, so he kept trying to catch me off my guard and force some magic out of me â he pushed me off the end of Blackpool pier once, I nearly drowned⌠but nothing happened until I was eight. He came round for tea and he was hanging me out of an upstairs window by the ankles when my great-auntie Enid offered him a meringue and he accidentally let go...soâŚwell I bounced, so it was all fine after allâ
 âNevilleâŚhe dropped you off? ThatâsâŚinsaneâ Theo couldnât stop imagining the scenarios, it was utterly wrong to do that
 âWell, itâs all in the past now, and he died when I was in Fifth Year soâŚâ Neville sighed out âItâs fineâ
 âItâs still wrong, how could someone do that to their family?â Theo slid his hand up Nevilleâs hair and the blondeâs eyes immediately fluttered, he smiled brightly knowing that Neville loved being touched like that, it was soothing to him in a way, Theo hasnât found out why
 âItâs okay, TheââŚâ He stopped to yawn and pulled Theo in a hug âCome on, letâs sleepâ Theo grinned and turned on his other side so Neville could spoon him, he loved being the small spoon
 âGoodnight Nevâ He intertwined their hands and gave Nevilleâs hand a kiss
 âGoodnight, Theoâ Neville said while yawning again, he kissed his shoulder blade before both of them fell asleep
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    âAnd I cannot believe he bloody threw Neville off a window? LikeâŚwhy?â Theo groaned and ruffled his messy hair
 âSeriously? Thatâs why you called all of us here on a Sunday?â Pansy rolled his eyes at him and grabbed Hermioneâs cup of coffee to sip on
 âHey!â Hermione said and turned back to Theo âWe knew, he did tell us thatâ
 âYeahâŚhe told us about him when he got the news that Algie diedâ Harry said while hugging Draco on the couch
 âOkay you need to stop with the grindingâ Theo complained âThat is my couch and you two are not gonna come on itâ
 âWell I canât leave his lap now, you guys will see his hard onâ Draco smirked and everyone just groaned loudly
 âCome on, Dracoâ Ginny said âPansy, why did you set them up again?â
 âWell they kept pining on each other for ten years so I thought itâd be good once theyâre a thing, but now that theyâre a couple itâs just getting more horrible each day with the grinding and the snogging, you two shag nonstopâ Pansy said
 âYou set us up, now you all have to face the consequencesâ Draco shrugged and turned around to kiss Harry on his lips
 âBack again to the uncle thing, what are you going to do about it?â Hermione asked and Theo shook his head
 âI wish I could just punch him or something, but heâs deadâ
 âWell, theyâre Pureblood right?â Ron chimed in and said, with Blaise draping an arm over him as usual
 âYeah?â
 âSo theyâll have portraits of the dead peopleâ Ron shrugged
 âOh right, Harry has this horrendous portrait of my great aunt and she is a menace, we eventually found a way to shut her upâ Draco added and Theo hummed
 âOkay soâŚwhat do I do with a portrait?â
 âYou obviously canât punch a portrait, so you could obviously yell at it, I thinkâ
 âWhen I told Draco about my childhood, he found my uncle and turned him into a pig with Ronâ Harry suddenly said and they all turned to him
 âWhat?â
 âHe was a pigâ Draco replied plainly âI merely turned him into what he is meant to beâ
 âHey what are you guys talking about?â Neville walked out to the living room in his pyjamas and rubbed his eyes, then he looked at the room and paused for a second âErâŚwhy is everyone here?â
 âErâŚâ Everyone just looked at each other until Pansy spoke
 âLuna drawsâ She pointed to Luna, who has been sitting there silently to draw something on her sketchbook that the gang bought for her on her birthday
 âOh, nice, what did you draw, Luna?â Neville smiled and walked to her
 âOh itâs just two catsâŚâ
 âAwwâ Everyone replied
 âCopulatingâ She finished and showed everyone her drawing
 âOh myâ Theo said, and it was all they could say
 âItâs veryâŚrealistic, Lunaâ Ron said âYou are amazingâ
 âI know right? I drew it based on our two cats at homeâ
 âBut arenât those two male cats?â Harry asked and Luna nodded, continued finishing her drawing, everyone shrugged and got back to what they were doing, they have hangout with Luna long enough to know this is a normal thing for her to do
 âNeville, go wash up, weâll have lunch togetherâ Theo pushed Neville inside and got back to the kitchen, leaning on Pansyâs shoulder and sighed
 âWe also havenât had sexâ
 âWhat?â Pansy and Ginny squeaked in unison and Theo shushed them
 âShut upâ He ordered âItâs justâŚitâs Neville, I get it, but I am so so so so so horny right nowâ Theo said and chew on his lower lips. On the night they first met and first kissed, Theo had invited Neville over, but they ended up sleeping on the couch while watching a movie on his Muggle television, and they have tried to do it since âEvery time we kissed, I want to grind against him but he just kept the distance, still kissing, but our lower partsâŚnot even touching, I donât get that part thoughâ
 âMaybe heâs shyâ Ron said âJust ask for itâ
 âWho are you to say it? You and Blaise shagged on your first date!â Theo threw his middle fingers at them and sighed
 âI was going to save that for the third date, but I felt Blaiseâs dick while kissing soâŚyou know, it was destinyâ
 âEww, Lunaâs here, bugger off with your gross storiesâ Ginny covered Lunaâs ear and hissed at her brother âItâs nice to not hear yours or Draco and Harryâs sex stories once in a whileâ
 âAlright, sorry sisterâ Ron gave her a lopsided smile and continued eating his toast
 âMaybe I should talk to the portrait of Nevilleâs uncle, who wants to go?â Theo suggested and two of them raised their hands
   *
   âSo, is it good?â Theo turned to ask when he saw Pansy and Ginny walked into the big hallway
 âYes, apparently Dracoâs really good at talking with old people, luckily we begged him to goâ Pansy hummed âHe has his way around themâ
 âOkay so, the portrait is right thereâ Ginny pointed to the portrait at the end of the hallway âWhat do we do? Shout at him? Can we punch a portrait?â
 âNo we canât punch a portrait, Ginnyâ Theo sighed and made his way to the portrait of Nevilleâs great-uncle âLetâs just make this aâŚcivil thingâ
 âUgh, civil, if I had known youâd be soft like this, I wouldnât have come, I want to see quarrels and yelling and probably a punch or twoâ
 âSee?â Ginny beamed and high-fived Pansy. Theo sighed in despair and finally stood in front of the portrait, the man turned to look at him and the girls and gasped
 âFilth! Scum! Why would anyone let you in this house you filthy Death Eater!â Theo looked down at his bare arm, where the Mark stayed put, he smiled, not because he had the Mark, the Mark was a stupid mistake he made just like Draco, but every night, Neville would kiss the Mark to reassure to Theo that Neville still love him despite it
 âHey! Donât insult our friendâ Pansy snapped
 âThereâs no need to shout, Pansy, calm downâ Theo put a hand on her shoulder and looked back at him
 âHi, Iâm Theodore Nottâ
 âI know who you are, and your vile fatherâ The great-uncle glared at him with disgust âYour whole family is a disgrace to the Purebloodsâ
 âOh I forgot to mention, Iâm also Nevilleâs boyfriendâ He said and folded his arms, waiting for the manâs reaction
 âPreposterous! Completely absurd! Why would he be in a relationship with a filthy Death Eater like youâ The man started shouting
 âYou donât have a say in this old manâ Ginny snapped as well. Theo didnât think sheâd say it
 âHow could you torture your own great-nephew like that?â Pansy yelled at him and turned to whisper to Ginnyâs ear âItâs great-nephew right?â In which Ginny nodded
 âHow could you throw your nephew into a lake?â Ginny added
 âAnd throw him from the window just to force magic out of him?â Pansy said and Theo was surprise that the girls actually yelled at the man for him, he didnât think he could say it now, his words were stuck in his throat
 âHe didnât show any sign of magic, and if our family had a Squib, it would be a disââŚâ
 âDisgraceâ Theo rolled his eyes âTypical. I canât believe you are the man who gave Neville his first pet and gave him the enthusiasm to learn about plants, you are a horrible human being. You are a disgrace to this family, you should feel ashamed of what you didâ Theo said, his eyes started watering, he didnât know why, it was just too emotional for him, there he was, standing in front of a man, who almost killed the love of his life twice, or even more, his mind has come up with a few scenarios and it was all terrible. Neville looked nothing like this vile man in front of him, Neville is everything Theo could have asked for
 âHow dare you speak to me like that you scum? I willââŚâ Before the portrait could finish, Theo was already walking away, he wiped the tears off his eyes and bit on his lips, it was alright, the past was the past, and Neville turned out amazing despite what his uncle did to him. He took a deep breath and calmed himself down, then he heard footsteps behind him
 âTheo, are you alright?â Pansy rushed to him and asked âWe scolded him as well, threatening him too, but heâs already dead, soâŚâ
 âYeah, Iâm fine, I got to talk to the man, thatâs goodâ
 âI punched a portrait, if it makes you feel betterâ Ginny shrugged and Theo snorted at her
 âYou punched a portrait? How is that even possible?â
 âBeats meâ Ginny laughed and the three of them walked out of there
    *
    âHey, whatâs up?â Hermione answered the Firecall, her face flared on the flames and Theo sighed
 âWhat are you doing?â Hermione looked at him with her eyebrow raised
 âTheo, this is a Firecall, itâs for emergencies, whatâs going on?â
 âHey is that Theo?â Pansyâs voice echoed through and then her face was in the flames as well âHeyâ
 âHeyâ He said with a pinch of sadness in his tone
 âArenât you suppose to be eating with Neville by now?â Pansy asked and Hermione looked at her
 âWhat?â
 âYeah, Ginny and I helped set the room, he cooked, it was amazingâ Pansy said and paused âButâŚheâs not there, is he?â
 âI-âŚâ He replied hesitantly âHe must have forgotten about it, itâs nothing, Iâm just boredâ
 âTheo, itâs likeâŚalmost nine oâclock now, heâs still not home? Itâs your date. He made a promiseâ Hermione said
 âItâsâŚnothing, you know, he must be grading the papers now, I get itâ Theo said, it was true, sometimes Neville would get too busy and he tended to forget about things, but Theo didnât mind it much, not really. He glanced over at the dinner table, where all Nevilleâs favourite food was there, he made it all by himself, Pansy and Ginny were not good chefs, but they did decorate the room and set the table. It was a few days after Theo and the girls yelled at the portrait and Theo decided to do something nice for Neville, butâŚwellâŚ
 âTheo, call himâ Pansy suggested and her wife nodded along
 âNo, no, heâs busy, wellâŚIâll keep waiting, bye girls, have a good night togetherâ He said and before the girls could reply, he ended the Firecall. He got back to his seat and sighed deeply
 âHeâs be here, soonâ He reassured himself
   *
   âNeville?â Theo jolted from his sleep and sat up straight, an owl appeared on the window and he walked to it, didnât look like Nevilleâs owl. He took the letter from the owl and opened it
 âIf youâre eating with Neville right now, tick in the âYesâ box, if not, tick in the âNoâ box, send this back to me immediatelyâ Theo sighed. It was from Pansy and Hermioneâs. He gave the owl a few treats and let her go, he didnât have the strength to reply anymore, he literally fell asleep while waiting for Neville. He glanced to the Muggle clock Hermione gave him on Christmas and stared at the time. 11:30pm, great. Theo left the kitchen and walked to the bedroom, not even bothered to cast the food under warming charm, he didnât even feel hungry anymore, justâŚsad.
     *
    âTheoâ
  âTheoâ
  âTheodoreâ Theo squeezed his eyes opened and yawned, because someone was shaking him and whispering his name, and he was sleeping.
 âWhat?â He snapped at the blurry figure, it was dark, too dark to make out who it was
 âIâm sorryâ Neville whispered in his ear and Theo flinched. Neville. What would he do? Be mad? Snap at him? Yell? Even punch him?
 Instead he turned on his other side and pulled the blanket over his shoulder, he decided to continue sleeping
 âTheoâ Neville said again and he ignored him
 âLet me sleepâ Theo closed his eyes and mumbled
 âTheo, Iâm so sorryâ Neville continued âI forgot, there were so many papers, and I had to deal with the detentions of some students, I forgotâ
 âNeville Longbottom, let me sleepâ He grumbled back
 âFull name, shit, Theo, Iâm sorryâ Neville said and put his hand on Theoâs shoulder, which the brunette shrugged it off and moved away to the middle of the bed
 âI completely forgot, Iâm an arse, I was stupid and I didnât remember and I donât know what to do, Theo, donât be mad at meâ Neville pleaded him and Theo sighed
 âIâm not mad, Iâm disappointedâ
 âThatâs worse, everyone knows itâs worseâ Neville said and ran to the other side of the bed to lie down with Theo
 âLet me sleep, Nev, or I will actually be mad because you kept ruining my beauty sleepâ
 âIâm sorry I arrived late, and forgot about our date, Iâd never make you feel like this againâ Neville cupped Theoâs face and kissed his lips, he moved closer and Theo could actually feel Nevilleâs robes, he didnât change his clothes apparently
 âAnd do tell, what on earth will you do to make up to me, since you said Iâm mad, which Iâm not?â He opened his eyes and stared at the man next to him, Neville had lightened up some candles so now he could see Nevilleâs face properly. He lookedâŚsad, he could never be mad at Neville for too long, just looking at his eyes made Theo felt soft again
 âWhat do you want? I will do everythingâ
 âHmmâ Theo sighed and closed his eyes, there was only one way he could keep sleeping, and he really wanted to sleep, so he touched Nevilleâs jawline and smiled
 âFuck meâ
 âWhat?â Without even looking, Theo could tell Nevilleâs eyes were wide and his mouth was in an âOâ shape right then. He smirked and pat Nevilleâs chest, humming quietly, he knew Neville would never do it, not yet, at least, so he could safely say it and then he could sleep
 âThatâs right, letâs go to sleep nowâ He pulled the blanket up again and went to sleep
   *
   âTheoâ
 âHmm, Neville what are you doing?â Theo frowned because he was up again, it was barely five minutes, he opened his eyes and looked at his boyfriend
 âIâŚI want toâŚdoâŚyouâ Neville mumbled and Theo immediately feel awake right then
 âI beg your pardon?â
 âI donât want you to be sad, I said Iâd do anything, and this time, I wonât break my promiseâ
 âNevilleâ He breathed out âYou donât have to do this, I know you want to take it slow, and I agreed to it, weâll do it when youâre readyâ
 âN-no, Iâm readyâ Neville replied âIâŚI want to make love to you, itâs justâŚI have a little problemâ
 âLittle?â Theo asked
 âWell, Iâll tell you laterâ Neville sat up and grabbed the blanket, throwing it on the floor, Theo gasped at the cold, he didnât wear a shirt when he went to sleep, so now it was a bit cold for him, he was only wearing his boxer as usual
 âNev!â He shrieked and froze a bit when Neville began undressing himself, he took his tie off and suddenly Theo felt like he was turned on by it so much, the only thing left was Nevilleâs red boxer. The blonde leaned down and put his hands on either side of Theoâs head, and he kissed him. Theo hummed happily, Neville was always good at kissing, his kisses were soft, gentle like himself, he could spend days and nights being kissed by Neville. When the brunette slid his tongue inside, Theo shuddered, the taste of Butterbeer and pumpkin pie, he must have had it during dinner at Hogwarts. Neville also has this earthy scent from him, he also smelled like parchment and ink, obviously. Theo let out a small moan when Neville stroke him through his boxer, then he trailed the kisses down Theoâs bare neck, sucking on the sensitive skin there, earning more whimpers from the brunette.
 âNevilleâ He wailed when Neville sucked on his nipple and played with the other one, fuck, his nipples were always the most sensitive spot. He wiggled his way out of his own boxer and sighed when he could finally stroke himself, but Neville grabbed his wrists and pinned it above his head, Theoâs eyes widened at his roughness
 âIâm sorry, but let me do it, I want to make you feel goodâ Neville whispered and nibbled on his ear, which brought shivers down Theoâs spine, then he felt lube inside him, well he was bloody good at wandless spell now, wasnât he?
 âAre you sure you know how to do this?â
 âIâm sure, I was in the room when Ron asked Draco aboutâŚsex, and he also told me a few things on⌠how toâŚsatisfy you if I ever needed to do it, because itâs what Harry often does to Draco, so yes, Iâm sureâ Neville nodded firmly and for once Theo felt scared. What if he didnât know what to do? Theo might have to walk him through it, oh but it could be good, Theo loved taking leads on some occasions too
 âOkay, I trust yoâaah ah fuckâ Theo jolted when he felt Nevilleâs finger making its way inside him, it was good, so he did know what to do. One finger slithering and pushing inside his lubed entrance slowly, carefully, the brunette arched his back, wanting more, and it was like Neville actually heard him. Did he say it out loud? But Neville was pushing another digit in, he began scissoring and Theo found it hard to breath, really hard, his cock was also hard.
 âOh my godâ Theoâs eyes rolled up to the ceilings as he felt Nevilleâs finger deep inside him, if he could roll his eyes farther he could see his own brain. Where the hell did he learn to do that?
 âDoes it hurt?â Neville asked him and Theo shook his head âTell me if it hurtsâ
 âNo! No! More, I want moreâ He pleaded and his boyfriend obeyed, as he pushed another finger in, Theo grabbed on the bedsheets and pulled it, Merlin he felt it, his fingers were longer than Theoâs and it was making him feel completely in ecstasy
 âIs three enough? Should I add another?â Neville asked while he kissed Theoâs neck
 âWaitâ Theo put a hand on Nevilleâs chest and looked up at him âFour?â
 âYeah, I donât want you to get hurtâ
 âHurt? IââŚâ Theo paused and looked down at the bulge on Nevilleâs boxer, he pushed his boyfriend back and sat up âWhen you said you have a little problem, what was it?â
 âI-âŚâ Neville hesitated and sat on his heels âIâve neverâŚdone it with anyone before because Iâm afraid theyâd get hurtâ
 âWhat do you mean hââŚwaitâ Theo chewed on his lips and crawled to Nevilleâs spot, he put one finger inside his boxer and stretched it out to see what was inside
 âHolyââŚâ He gasped and looked up at Neville, who was blushing âThis is a little problem? Itâs a huge oneâ Theo stripped the boxer off Neville and signalled him to pull it all off, he stared at Nevilleâs hard length, it was right in front of him, long, thick and leaking, it wasâŚhe could say it was the most beautiful cock he has ever seen, and he has seen a lot of cocks before
 âOh Nevilleâ He pulled him down for a kiss, his hand slid down to stroke Nevilleâs length âYou are so sweetâ He mumbled and sucked on Nevilleâs neck, making his mark there. His boyfriend was afraid he couldnât take it, so he didnât do it, how could anyone be so sweet like that? Theo wondered
 âI will suck you off until I gag, one dayâ Theo whispered in Nevilleâs ear and lied down on the bed, pulling the blonde down with him âBut now, put that in me or Iâll put it in myselfâ
 âWhich position do you want to do? Because Draco actually drew some of the positions out for Ron and IâŚandâŚhe said if I did it to you from behind it wouldnât hurt you as much?â
 âOh honeyâ Theo chuckled âOkay, we can tryâ He rolled onto his stomach and Neville handed him a pillow to put under his belly, he smiled at the gentle gesture of his boyfriend.
 âTell me if it hurtsâ Neville whispered in his ear one more time before angling the head of his leaking cock at Theoâs entrance
 âOh wowâ He gasped when he felt the head
 âWhat? Does it hurt?â
 âNo, Iâm justâŚsurprisedâ Theo snorted âCome on, stick it in, like eating a banana, except your cock is the banana and my arse is the mouthâ
 âThatâs a horrible comparisonâ Neville laughed âAlright, Iâwaitâ
 âWhatâs wrong?â
 âI want to see your faceâ Neville said softly behind him and Theo smiled
 âYou dorkâ He said and rolled over, wrapping his arms around Nevilleâs neck âNow, first, I wonât get hurt, second, I like you a lot but I can hit you if you donât put that in me right now, third, I wonât get hurt, trust me, trust usâ He ghosted his breath over Nevilleâs lips âKissing makes it better if you donât knowâ He said and connected their lips once again. He felt Neville pushing inside, Theo could feel himself being stretched out slowly, he felt the burn, mostly, but the way Neville kissed him was making him forget it
 âOh god youâre so bigâ He mumbled between their kiss and wrapped his arms around Nevilleâs torso instead, his heels digging into Nevilleâs thighs âMoreâ He moaned, pushing himself back against the blondeâs cock, it was opening him so wide right now he could barely feel anything else, his eyes squeezed shut and he was chewing on his lips so hard he could cut it
 âFuck I canât believe itâs still not fully in yetâ Theo breathed out heavily because he could still feel the push, the burn and the bliss. After a few more seconds his boyfriend finally stopped moving and he sighed
 âNeville, are you alright?â
 âYeahâ Neville murmured âGive me a minute, youâre so tightâ He leaned his forehead on Theoâs and the brunette chuckled, kissing his cheeks. Once his boyfriend got his strength back, he gasped when Neville began thrusting
 âOh my godâ He moaned and clawed at Nevilleâs back, his mouth wide open from the feelings. His thrusts were fast and every thrust hit right at Theoâs prostate, it didnât miss once. The bed shook as the blonde kept fucking into Theo, apart from his own moans, there were only the sound of Nevilleâs breath and the sound of skin slapping against skin. Theo has never felt this way with anyone before, all he could think of was that he was going to come soon
 âFasterâ He whined, asking for more, and Neville gave him more, his pace became quicker and Theo found himself unable to make words anymore, he started babbling and their kiss became more frantic. And suddenly, Nevilleâs hand came down to stroke Theoâs member, the brunette cried out and came, shooting it all over his own stomach and chest, he hugged Neville closer and whispered in his ear
 âNeville come for meâ He said and Neville continued jamming in, his body tensed up and then he was coming inside Theo, the blonde groaned and almost collapsed
 âWoah there big guyâ Theo laughed and let Neville lied down on his side, when he pulled out, Theo could feel the hot fluids coming out of his still loosen entrance, he traced his finger over Nevilleâs jawline and gave his boyfriend a kiss on his forehead
 âTired?â He asked and Neville nodded
 âLetâs go to sleepâ He grabbed his wand from the bedside table and cleaned both of them up, then he pulled the blanket to drape it over them, Neville sighed, pulling the brunette closer and kissed him
 âIâm sorryâ He said
 âItâs fine, Neville, I wasnât even mad, father used to break promises all the timeâ
 âBut I donât want to be your father, Iâm your boyfriend, and a promise is a promise, I wonât break it ever againâ Neville mumbled and Theo brushed his boyfriendâs hair behind his ear, smiling
 âYouâre sweeter than honey, and I like you for that, but if you fuck me every time youâre late, I wonât even mind itâ He chuckled and hugged Neville back âGo to sleepâ
 âHappy three monthsâ anniversary, Theoâ
 âHappy anniversary, Nevilleâ He kissed Neville one more time before both of them fell asleep together
    *
   Neville woke up to an empty bed, he yawned and put a boxer on, walking out of the bedroom, when he got to the living room, the first thing he heard was Pansy and Ginnyâs shrieks
 âCongratsâ Ginny squealed
 âYou had sexâ Pansy shrieked
 âYou lost your virginityâ Ginny added and Neville felt his cheeks burning up
 âCongratsâ Pansy said
 âIâm sorry, they got it out of me, I didnât even say anythingâ Theo said, leaning on the kitchen counter
 âOh my god is that scratch marks?â Ginny shrieked louder and Pansy gasped
 âI made coffeeâ Theo said and handed his boyfriend a cup of hot coffee, Neville smiled, putting the cup down and pulled Theo flushed against him instead
 âAwwâ Both girls squealed and Theo glared at them
 âGet outâ
 âOh butââŚâ
 âGet outâ He said again and the girls pouted, Apparating away
 âGood morningâ He told Theo
 âMorningâ Theo smiled and Neville looked at his boyfriend, he was a piece of art, he was simply beautiful and smart and perfect in every way, he was more than what Neville could wish for, and he wouldnât trade him for anything in the world, for he already had the world in his arms right now.