Pansy: So, howâs the school play going, Granger? Hermione:Howâs it going? Letâs see⌠Neville forgets his lines every time Theo looks at him. Blaise flirts with Ron so much that our stage crew had to dim the lights just to cool the room down. Pansy: That sounds⌠spicy. Hermione: Oh, it gets better. Harry and Draco are currently making out on stage. Pansy: âŚI didnât know there was a kissing scene. Hermione: There isnât. Hermione: I said âCutâ five minutes ago. Pansy: Oh. Hermione:Oh?! Theyâre still going at it! I think they forgot theyâre supposed to be enemies in this play! Pansy: Enemies? Please, theyâre one misplaced breath away from an engagement. Ron (somewhere offstage): Blaise, stop touching me, itâs not part of the scene! Blaise: Iâm improvising. Theo: Neville, your line. Neville: Your eyes areâwait, what were my eyes again? Hermione:Your line! Neville: Right, right. âYour eyes are⌠like⌠plants.â Theo: âŚRomantic. Hermione:This is fine. Everything is fine. Pansy: Should I get popcorn? Hermione: Get McGonagall ,Readmore
When you try to direct a school play but accidentally host Hogwartsâ most chaotic love pentagon.














