Pansy: So, how’s the school play going, Granger? Hermione:How’s it going? Let’s see… Neville forgets his lines every time Theo looks at him. Blaise flirts with Ron so much that our stage crew had to dim the lights just to cool the room down. Pansy: That sounds… spicy. Hermione: Oh, it gets better. Harry and Draco are currently making out on stage. Pansy: …I didn’t know there was a kissing scene. Hermione: There isn’t. Hermione: I said “Cut” five minutes ago. Pansy: Oh. Hermione:Oh?! They’re still going at it! I think they forgot they’re supposed to be enemies in this play! Pansy: Enemies? Please, they’re one misplaced breath away from an engagement. Ron (somewhere offstage): Blaise, stop touching me, it’s not part of the scene! Blaise: I’m improvising. Theo: Neville, your line. Neville: Your eyes are—wait, what were my eyes again? Hermione:Your line! Neville: Right, right. “Your eyes are… like… plants.” Theo: …Romantic. Hermione:This is fine. Everything is fine. Pansy: Should I get popcorn? Hermione: Get McGonagall ,Readmore
When you try to direct a school play but accidentally host Hogwarts’ most chaotic love pentagon.
