Tubbo: Dad can you past the salt
Sparklez & Phil: *Both Reach for the salt.*
Schlatt, breaking down the door with salt: I GOT IT
Sam, jumping through the window: AY!
Corpse: *Throws Schlatt across the Table*
Eret: *hands Tubbo the Salt*

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Tubbo: Dad can you past the salt
Sparklez & Phil: *Both Reach for the salt.*
Schlatt, breaking down the door with salt: I GOT IT
Sam, jumping through the window: AY!
Corpse: *Throws Schlatt across the Table*
Eret: *hands Tubbo the Salt*

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Okay I kinda get where DadSchlatt came from plot wise, Tubbo and him are both rams. I wanna know where Dad Sparklez came from??
It’s great, a good vibe, but where? How? I need to know.
Cap Sparkles joining the smp and seeing tubbo: hi son! :D
Tubbo: :D
Schlatt rising from the earth with a bottle of 60% and a shotgun: The fuck is this shit??
Bro I just think that they
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i saw u tags on a post ab sparklez being a dad and everyone would think he is flawed but you know that man would go straight to playing a chaos character and people would be freakin out lmao
Oh TRUE! that's why I'm scared--I've been watching Jordan since 2013 and there is absolutely no way he wouldn't immediately be playing a chaos character like you say. Like let's be real, I forget the specifics of Mianite lore since it's been a long time, but I've seen Mianite. I know that this man is like when he's in a roleplay with lore and it's isn't "uwu morally pure."
Frankly, this is why he works so well with Tubbo. If you add Sparklez and officially canonize the family relationship it's just gonna be "like father like son" in the chaos department.
I want Sparklez on the smp for these reasons:
1) I love him,,,, comfort streamer on smp is pog
2) dadsparklez canon, I mean jordan is already happy to canonize it and he's not even in the lore
3) more tubbo and sparklez interactions
4) begins to flesh out tubbo's backstory and adds more character depth, plus puts another person on Tubbo’s "side" so to speak. Of course something could happen in canon to drive them apart (like, NOBODY predicted where Phil's character would go before he got added), but I kind of doubt Jordan would do that given how he's reacted to canon so far. Unless he wants to purposely be evil to the fans lol
5) potentially cool lore about him as a character
I just have fear because like everybody else on the entire smp, Jordan's character will also inevitably be morally gray and idk if I can stand another round of discourse about parental figures. Tubbo already sometimes gets babied by the fandom. But if Jordan gets added he is not going to baby Tubbo and he is going to act chaotic and the part of the fandom that's obsessed with moral purity and perfect father figures isn't going to be happy about that.
Basically
but also, I am 100% willing to weather any and all fandom analysis/discourse if it means seeing Sparklez on the dream smp
of all the dadschlatt aus, the one i’m most inclined to follow is the one where tubbo is schlatt’s biological son but chooses jack manifold, his adopted son, over him, leaving tubbo to be promptly adopted by captain sparklez
I am not ready for the sheer amount of seratonin there's going to be in tomorrow's stream with Captain and all of his kids