#jschatt

(last night you stayed up all night, now your tired, and bored, its 7am and your boyfriend schlatt is still asleep)

you find yourself; in the kitchen drinking coffee, and eating a peenut butter and jelly sandwitch. watching youtube on your phone,you think to yourself "ugh... whens he gonna wake up?... I'm bored and think I'll go crazy if I don't talk or speak to someone!" eventually he came down stairs and walked over to you "hey toots! you good? you look really tired!" you groan and lean back in your chair "yes. I'm fine. I just stayed up all night. ok?" he raised his eye brow and smirked "again? you know.. you can always cuddle with me and watch TV, I don't mind baby." sigh... "ok fine I'll cuddle with you, but wake me up at 10am so I can sleep correctly tonight." he leans down looking at your phone "what YouTuber is that?" you look up at him happily "oh its (your fav yt-er)! their awesome!"

(later when y'all are cuddling)

You really don’t even know how you got to this point.

All you know is that you’re on your couch, somewhere in California, indulging yourself with wine and that great edible you got from that dispensary down the street, with Schlatt whining nonsense into your ears.

“But come on doll! It will be a great idea!”

You didn’t even know how you became friends with the boisterous, new yorker man. When you started streaming 3 years ago, you didn’t even think you’d interest that amount of people, for how self-serving and unique (a nice way to put it) you are, you were so sure you’d end up in a scandal in a month. 

But look at you now, 3 years down the line somehow making it to the top, people up and thirsting for your attention, you’ve never anticipated how much and how fast life would change for you. 

“You do know that i come with a great price, right?”

“Nothing a man like me can’t handle, toots.”

With that signature smirk in his face, god you hate that soo much! Or you just hate how it makes you feel?

“Imagine the views we’d get, doll. Plus, this offer is a tax write off for you!”

“God, you know how much i hate making videos.”

Your friendship with schlatt is nothing short of a miracle. It all started 3 years ago, back in your falling apart studio you used to stream in, it was suppose to just be a chill  stream night wandering through a public server in day z, you giving in a dono request for reaching the sub goal.

When a man approached you, so rudely too!

“A great rack you have, woman”

“I don’t even get a “hi” first?”

“My bad, thought you were a zombie, toots, forgive me.”

“Fuck you.”

“Might need to spend more time fixing your woman up, doll, might accidentally kill you if i see you walking around, working with that.”

Hearing his laugh disappear from the distance, your reaction got clipped, uploaded to god knows how many platforms, you blew up.

The friendship blossomed, played more games together, made MORE MONEY together. By now, the fans just expected more and more of the two of you, getting used to the banters you two entertain.

“How ‘bout we start filming the intro now, toots? So you don’t start on playin’ me with that shit that “you don’t know” what im talking about, huh?”

“I know you’re not about to start coercing me into that HORRIBLE idea of yours.”

Flicking his old camcorder open, you knew you were in for a ride.

“Smile, you’re on the camera!”

Pointing it straight to your face

“You know no amount of sweet talking will sweeten the deal for me.”

Looking directly at the man behind the camera, setting your wine glass down.

“Okay, what will?”

“IF I’m going to agree to your little offer, you have to DEFINITELY put me somewhere more expensive than where you and the guys went.”

“Who could’ve guess it? A broad like you is just after my money.” 

Mocking your incredulous suggestion demand.

“I told you i come with a great price.”

“What does a broad like you demand?”

“A penthouse, somewhere with pools, bottles of wine, and a week stay AT LEAST! and you also have to pay for my fare.”

“Sweetheart, you’re really up for draining my bank accounts, aren’t ya?”

Even Schlatt didn’t know how he ended up in this situation.

Unbeknownst to you, he had started indulging himself to your streams months before even approaching you on that viral clip. There was just this something about you that he couldn’t point his finger on, all he knew was when he first laid his eyes on you, on his desktop screen, that it’s you.

It scared him. How attracted he was (and he still is) of you. A part of him wonders if only he could feel it, the pull, the need to orbit you (yes, we’re using that term). 

Well, yes, the start of the friendship might’ve been planned (by him), even he can’t deny the chemistry you had together. From the day he saw you ranting to your 58 viewers about how horrible the day had been for you, to now, seeing you demand all the things you want for the trip. 

God, only if you knew how much he’s willing to destroy himself (and his bank account) for you.

“But, i still don’t know schlatt.”

Splaying yourself on the couch.

“You’re getting everything you wanted, sweetheart.”

“Owner of multiple companies, one of the richest streamers, a handsome guy to sweeten the deal, what’s more to ask for?”

“You know how scared i am of flying schlatt!”

“What if some disaster happens that i don’t know about!”

“Will a private jet cut it for you?”

“It might?”

Looking sheepishly at the man behind the camera

Well, what toots want, toots get.

Schlatt was no stranger to your ridiculous demands, and to be fair, he put up enough with your demands that all of a sudden, a brat just appears in front of him time to time.

“You just got yourself a deal, baby.”

Schlatt laid back on the couch watching you sleep, thanking his lucky stars that he got to spend time with you.

Everybody knows how much Schlatt hates California, but you, for some ungodly reason, makes it bearable, even livable for him, so much that he started overstaying his chuckle week, that he started paying hundreds of dollars to stay at a hotel near you, that he drops anything and everything whenever you call for him.

He’d be lying to himself if he say that he didn’t want this, he wants more of this! He dreamed spending his days, nights, successes, losses with you, but, he’d also be lying to himself if he says that this “friendship” that you have is enough.

After making sure that the trip is all set for you two, Schlatt laid next to you, secretly wishing his lucky stars wouldn’t fail him.

“Toots, wake up we gotta get ready.”

“What?”

Waking up on your bed, barely recollecting what happened last night.

“We have a jet to catch, toots, you know we can’t miss that!”

“I knew we’re doing that, but right now?”

“It’s way early for this shit.”

“Come on, doll.”

“I know you as excited as me going on this trip.”

“I’ve packed most of your stuffs, doll, you’re just going to have to worry about your womanly stuffs.”

(undies because schlatt knew better than to touch that)

“J, it’s 5 am!”

Throwing a pillow to him, trying to fall back to your slumber.

“and we have to go before 7, doll.”

Looking back at your sleepy figure.

Dragging yourself up, you forced yourself to get ready (of course, while bratting on schlatt).

You really do amuse him, much more than he’d like to admit.

Opening up his camcorder, he filmed you getting ready.

“Miss ungrateful right here is choosing to be a brat.”

“Who chooses the earliest flight available, j?”

“A rich man like me, let me tell you.”

He set up the camera in your vanity, seating next to you.

“You know, i’ve never spent this much on a person before, hell, even women i’ve dated.”

“Am i supposed to be flattered?”

Looking at him.

“Damn right, you should.”

“A rich man like me should be wise about my money, and you’re right here making me spend my hard earned american dollars stupid.”

Hiding his smirk behind his whining screams.

“Well, it’s going to be the most worth it thing you’ve ever spent your money on!”

Firing back at him

Oh, he’s going to make sure of that.

After a hell lot more of bickering like an old couple, y’all have FINALLY arrived at the airport.

“Getting the money shot right here, toots.”

“Spent 40k on this thing.”

“J, you have to be fucking kidding me.”

“I thought this is what you wanted, toots?”

“I didn’t know it would cost that much, come on.” 

Groaning like a child climbing to the jet.

“Stop with that attitude and just be a good girl for me, toots.”

Ushering you inside.

A lot of xanax and comforting later, you finally eased up on the flight.

After filming your freak out on the flight, Schlatt decided it was enough footage.

“How you feelin’, toots?”

“Im actually so excited”

“Thank you, j, you know how much i love you.”

Smiling on him.

Schlatt didn’t know if he heard you right, or if you knew the effect that it had on him.

All he could do is smile, contented on where he is.

“You know how much i love you, too, doll.”

First fic and ngl, might regret writing this when im sober.