marauders phineas and ferb au because unfortunately my brain has been left unsupervised again
sirius is phineas. obviously. terrifyingly optimistic. wakes up every morning like “regulus, i know what we’re gonna do today” and then immediately violates six ministry regulations, three laws of physics, and his aunt’s blood pressure.
regulus is ferb because he says maybe four sentences a week but every single one of them is devastatingly effective. he’s also the one doing all the actual engineering while sirius stands in front of their newest death machine going “isn’t this brilliant?” like he didn’t just invent child endangerment: the sequel.
they’re staying with aunt druella and uncle cygnus for the summer because walburga and orion are off doing something awful and aristocratic, and druella is like “as long as nobody embarrasses the family” while there is literally a rollercoaster going through the conservatory.
narcissa is candace. she spends the entire summer trying to bust them. she is on the verge of a breakdown at all times. she has photographic evidence, signed witness statements, scorch marks, and a full scale replica of stonehenge in the back garden, but the second druella walks outside everything vanishes.
“mother. i am telling you. sirius and regulus built a submarine.”
“that sounds lovely, dear.”
“IN THE FOUNTAIN.”
meanwhile bellatrix and andromeda are supposed to be helping narcissa, but they are absolutely encouraging sirius and regulus instead. andromeda helps because she thinks it’s funny and honestly impressive. bellatrix helps because she wants to see if the thing explodes.
pandora and/or mary as isabella is so real because you KNOW one of them is showing up every day like “whatcha doooooin?” and sirius is just standing there covered in oil and glitter like “building a full magical theme park in the garden” and they’re immediately like “cool. i brought snacks.”
remus is baljeet. stressed. clever. holding a clipboard. begging everyone to consider the consequences. nobody listens to him, but every single project would collapse without him doing the maths in the background.
barty is buford because he’s technically a bully but also somehow part of the friend group and deeply emotionally invested in whatever nonsense is happening. he starts every episode threatening someone and ends every episode helping build a rocket-powered lake monster.
and then there’s the pet situation.
option one: sirius and regulus have perry the platypus as their pet, and nobody questions this because pureblood families already have weird enough animals that a platypus barely registers.
option two, and maybe funnier: they have a dog called padfoot who keeps disappearing all day and everyone thinks he’s just a normal dog, but actually he’s off being a secret agent and fighting voldemort-doofenshmirtz.
voldemort as doofenshmirtz is unfortunately perfect because every single evil plan would be like “behold! the pureblood-inator!” and then it blows up because he got distracted monologuing about his tragic childhood for twenty minutes.
and at the end of every day narcissa finally drags druella outside like “LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT THEY BUILT.” only for padfoot/perry to hit a self-destruct button, vanish the entire thing, and leave sirius and regulus sitting innocently on the lawn.
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Person A: I'm having strong opinions on how hot this man is.
Person B: Well, he's our enemy so you can have your strong opinions about his corpse .
Person A: Awww! I can't even keep him as a prisoner of war who I force to marry me?
Person C: That's very unethical, you can't force people to marry you.
Person D: As the hypothetical prisoner of war husband, I’m not opposed~
Person B: No, I want you dead. So dead you shall be.
Person A: What if he lets me put a shock collar on him and keep him in a cage?
Person D: I’d accept that.
Person C: As much as this sounds consensual at this point…The optics would look really bad for our kingdom.
Had a silly idea for an AU called the 'Everyone Loves Kaori' AU—in which all of the THH characters for some reason all platonically love her (Kyoko and Makoto like her romantically, while Byakuya dislikes her for most of the game alongside Toko)—well, more like for no reason. Like, she just suggests an idea, and they all start applauding, and someone comes up to her, hugs her, and for some reason tells her they love her. And anytime someone insults her, they all get aggressively defensive and start yelling at once. Kaori is both confused at this, and also unaware due to her depression kind of blinding her to how much people care for her./lh
Either way, what would be funny to doodle for this silly little AU?/lh
Everyone applauding at an idea Kaori suggested.
Everyone aggressively defending Kaori.
Someone randomly telling Kaori they love her.
Everyone complimenting Kaori suddenly for literally no reason.
Someone running past Kaori, saying 'hi' and that they love her and running off.
Kaori being VERY confused at everyone's behavior.
Even Monokuma being confused at everyone's behavior.
Everyone praising Kaori's investigation skills during a trial.
Kaori having no idea any of them care for her despite how obvious it is.
Everyone somehow remembering EVERYTHING Kaori tells them about herself.
A comedic fused with slight romance and angst AU of Smg4 x Smg3 on a cruise when disaster struck by an iceberg. this is kinda parody of Titanic, inspired by SMG4
Basically just some random story about SMG4 and Friends won a cruise but what they didn't know is that SMG3 is also here and then their voyage begins....
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Mianmian's "husband" is just Wen Qing in a mustache.
A lot of people faking their death to get out of awkward/bad situations.
Qin Su fakes her death to escape her husband and only Jiang Cheng is in on the plan except they are both terrible actors but everyone is too polite to say anything.
Jin Guangyao keeps setting up elaborate schemes to kill Nie Mingjue but Nie Mingjue keeps surviving them in very cartoonish, deus ex machina ways. Nie Huaisang finally catches on and paints Nie Mingjue to look like a fierce corpse after one particularly close call in order to give Jin Guangyao a final scare at Guanyin Temple.
Jin Guangyao stabs Wen Ruohan in a way that absolutely wouldn't kill him so Wen Ruohan thinks it's just a silly thing and pretends to die very dramatically. Half-dead Nie Mingjue is like "....." while Jin Guangyao thinks he honestly suceeded and starts celebrating. Wen Ruohan lies there quietly because he isn't sure what to make of this.
Wen Ruohan just kind of chilling in the back with a coffee and sunglasses in almost every scene but no one realizes its him.
Jiang Yanli faking her injury and death to get Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian to bond over her. She goes on an extended vacation with Jin Zixuan afterwards.
Except her plan kind of backfires though when Wei Wuxian fakes his own death at the First Burial Siege to get out of Jiang Cheng yelling at him.
The Wen Remnants just put on purple robes and say they are Yunmeng Jiang cultivators when the siege reaches the top of the Burial Mounds and everyone just believes them.
Wen Ruohan and Wei Wuxian sitting in the back drinking coffee with their sunglasses on while everything unfolds.
Jin Guangyao actually getting killed at Guanyin Temple but no one believes him at first because people don't die in this story.
I feel like thrawn in a comedy work AU (like the office, the good place, parks and recs) somehow works because he's so unintentionally funny in canon because of some of the situations he's in.
I can just imagine Thrawn staring at the camera like it’s the Office every single time Krennic or somebody just opens their mouth.
He’d be the Ron Swanson/Captain Holt of the ensemble and I’d watch 6 season and a movie of it. 😂
