#cod quotes

*Y/N drifting the Humvee in the desert of Urzikstan, Tokyo Drift thumping over the intercom*

*Soap sitting in the passenger seat, hand firmly gripped on the handle*

Y/N: I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO

Soap: IF YOU SEEN IT, THEN YOU MEAN IT, THEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO

-Later in Price's office-

Y/N: Cap-

Price: Not a fuckin word, Sergeant.

Soap: But Cap-

Price: *deep inhale* Who the hell left you two with the bloody keys?!

Ghost: *glares at Y/N, mouthing* not a fuckin word.

Soap: It was Gaz!

Gaz: *bewildered* I DON'T EVEN HAVE ACCESS TO THE BLOODY KEYS! IT WAS GHOST.

Ghost: 👁️👄👁️

Y/N: "Want?"

Ghost responded by pulling out a cigarette tucked away within the folds of his clothing..

Ghost: You dont even smoke. Why do you carry that thing around?

Soap: "If my throbbing genitalia isn't a sign we were meant ta be together then I don't know what is..."

You:

A/N- Children, don't stay up till 3:47 am like I did

Warnings-Language/Ghost being depressed as always

R/N: I hate when I wake up and-

Simon: I hate when I wake up in general.

*on the phone*

R/N: I'm breaking up

Soap: I'm pReGnAnT

R/N: 

Soap: 

R/N: I meant the phone call

Soap: I panicked

Ghost: "What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? 

Gaz: No! PLEASE-

Ghost: It becomes daytrogen.

Ghost: Good nitrogen. 

Ghost with an evil smirk: Sleep tightrogen. 

Ghost, almost giggling: Don't let the bugs bitrogen."

Gaz, doing breathing exercises: That concussion on our last mission got to him.

R/N: Are you a tea person or a coffee person?

Price: R/N. Love.

Price: I am hardly even a person.

R/N: ( • ᴖ • ｡)

Price: 

Price: Coffee. 

R/N: I just really want to take someone out.

Gaz : Aww.

Soap: On a date?

R/N: With a sniper gun. 

R/N: if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?

Ghost: No

R/N: Good-

Ghost: I would jump first.

R/N: ˙◠˙

Gaz: The risk I took was calculated.

Gaz:

Gaz: But damn am I bad at math.

R/N: So, Ghost, tell us, what do you struggle with?

Ghost:

Ghost: Nothing!

Ghost: I'm totally great.

The entirety of 141: So it looks like Ghost struggles with honesty

R/N: FUCK I JUST WANNA DIE

Price: Language, R/N!

R/N: Holy heck, I crave death-

Gaz: Words ending in IE are so cute!

Soap: Yeah, like sweetie, cutie

Konig: Maybe cookie-

R/N: And POOKIE

Ghost:

Ghost: and die.

R/N: What's wrong with you???

Ghost: So do you want that chronologically or alphabetically? 

R/N: Are you decent?

Ghost: Morally, no, but I'm wearing pants....

Ghost: how could you ?

Y/N: I can explain!

(Gossip along the way, for more curiosity, hehe) ______________________________________________________________ Si me van a preguntar más cosas sobre Adler y sus relaciones les voy a ir dejando unos links para que les puedan ir orientando en caso de previo a formular preguntas, así no se repitan, en caso de haber preguntado lo que otra persona también preguntó antes <3

(De paso chismean para más curiosidad jiji) Links:

strudel-kyu

How was Adler as a husband: wife, divorce, kids.

1984-1991

mypetitelune: 5 questions.

strudel-kyu: ex wife and CIA.

Midlife crisis?

adlersoldspice: Russell's biggest fears.

Ideal woman for Russell Adler

History lesson.

High school.

Genetic.

ladysouthpaw1213: Blonde?

aizenswife: Kids

Me and relationship

Quotes in Zombies 

Character sheets

Some aspects I noticed in zombies bo6

“Be a good lil thing f’ me”

“Open your legs, come on - wide and open f’ me”

“Good god. You do so many things to me”

“Just the tip, c’mon please. Please i'll be good”

“Your doing so good pup”

“Your such a fucking tease baby”

“Need you mutt, need you now”

“Move those gorgeous hips for me”

“Hng!! Dont- dont move like that”

“Please ride me,i'll beg if i need too”

“Dirty little slut, bounce on my fat cock. Yeh?”

“Love ya nd yer wicked ways”

“No knickers? Jesus youre a whore”

“Need to fuck a child into ya, have a little one of us runin’ round the house”

“I'll be a good puppy, please, i will”

“On your knees, just like that.”

“Such a sweet thing aint cha”

“Im cumming, fuck! I'm gonna cum inside”

“Fill you up, good cumslut”

“Wanna taste ya, can't wait to get out this place so i can make yer cunt spasm” 

“Got a little thing f’ ya, cute lil collar for my pup”

“Want you, need ya now mutt”