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Untill, one day during a grand fight with his enemy, a rival in strength. His enemy summons two magical wraiths to fight for them, commanding them they shout "Get him!", his enemy, seeing his more masculine look and changing his pronouns accordingly.

Main character is left smiling like an idiot, a ray of sunshine. This is the first time someones affirmed him. He fights of the monsters with powerful magic. His enemy flees in defeat, while insulting him, not her.

Olivia: "You ever think about what happens when we'll die?"

Soap: "Well I either you go to heaven or rot in the ground I suppose. Depends in what you believe."

Olivia: "You a believer?"

Soap nods

Olivia: "If catholics followed their religion to the letter, they'd make for shite soliders. Better off recruiting gays and Satanists. Actually... explains alot"

Soap: "Psh, piss off Oli.."

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Absolute drivel, but imagine Jason Todd, gets another "sibling" added to the pile, as by this point Bruce Wayne will take any orphan in who gives him puppy eyes it helped that sibling!Users parents were a friend to the family before their deaths. Now sibling!User is nothing like others, they're around Damian's age when they get brought into the fold however, they lack that darkness & pain that drives the rest of the family, sure they dealt with the loss of their parents, however they grieved and managed to cope in semi healthy ways. They're untrained, and don't have the attitude of the demon brat.

For siblings!User Jason is just another big brother they gained a family that unlike their old one was full of warmth in It's own chaotic way. This kid has never and will never know about all the darkness surrounding Jason, how he died at the hands of his own mother and the joker, how he came back as an antihero, the amount of blood he spilled, every single confrontation and fight he has ever had with Bruce and his "family". The feeling of being an outsider, being seen as other or worse for his methods. None of that applies to siblings!User, they just love him unconditionally, bother him when he's reading, or ask simple questions no one has asked in years, i mean how long has it been since someone started asking about his favourite colours or animals. He found it surreal and kind of stupid, but he entertained the kid anyway, he even allowed a hug or two, Jason didn't want to admit to himself why.

One night, the "dead son" is forced to attend some rich prat party, he tries to argue how pointless it is for him to be there, but when an immovable force meets an indestructible object Bruce always win. Long story short Jason got into a massive argument with one guests and ended up outside the venue on some balcony to brood,to stew in the anger. In comes siblings!User who curiously followed their brother into the night snuck up on him quiet as a mouse, Jason's instincts kicked in and he punched the kid right in the noose hard enough to break it. Great, he'd ruined it all, again. He found himself begging or rather ordering the kid not to cry because if Bruce found out about this it would be his head.

Jason, now up at midnight in his best suit, in a hospital watches over siblings!User, as much as he'd love to leave, his conscience doesn't allow it nor the fact that he's been texting with Dick for the past hour trying to figure out how to tell Bruce what happened without getting a three hour lecture. siblings!User, when they become conscious, end up chatting to him, for hours until the two were discharged. Jason learns bombshell after bombshell about this kid, they don't feel pain, it's a whole thing, they love free running and, siblings!User has always been a gremlin. He figured the kid was some rich spoiled brat who'd somehow survived the intense pain of loss. Turns out they are an adrenaline junkie, who's just happy to have a family that was actually loving.

After that night Jason feels like an older brother again, not just the title he had with Tim or Damien. He'd help the kid with their dumbass shenanigans, or find em when they sneak out, let them hang out at one of his safe houses, when the manor become too much. He still felt like an outsider but less, and less. He'd been charmed by this brat and he'd defend them to the grave. Because siblings!User gave him something he hadn't had, a sense of normality, a title outside of Redhood or Jason, the most honoured feeling of being an older brother, to someone who would shine so bright they couldn't see the darkness inside him. Or maybe they were just that ignorant, he didn't care.

After a long night of punching criminals half way into a coma, he'd sometimes instead of his safe houses return to the mansion, find a good book, and read bedtime stories to siblings!User as they fall asleep. He wouldn't even yell at Dick when he discovered them, nah that would wake the kid, but Jason would flip him off.

I recently watched the entirety of Jujutsu Kaisen anime & movie. Overall, it's enjoyable. Yet while watching the heavens suddenly opened up to me as a light came down from the sky, igniting my poor lobotomised brain with knowledge.

The Catholic Church is a front for European sorcerer society

I am not insane; I'm just correct; there's a minor difference. Firstly, tame your expectations, as I am here to shatter minds, not do thorough research. Although there are several indicators to prove I am unequivocally right, the sources include the voice in my head.

✯ A PRIESTS ROLE IN JUJUTSU SOCIETY✯

Let's get this gay once and for all. Both in Japan and in the Catholic Church, there is a clear ranking system ranking all sorcerers from grade 1-4. Must I add that the catholic alpha males underlings (Priests) must undergo insensitive education, what are they learning? Domain expansion.

Church goer — Grade 4

Nun — Window

Priest — Grade 3

Bishop — Grade 2

Cardinal — Grade 1

Pope — Special Grade. Because curses are weaker in Europe, it makes sense the Pope would live so long. When he is killed in battle, the Pope is replaced by another, who then becomes the head of the church and a special grade sorcerer.

Europe is big, so Priests rest after exorcizing curses. Churches are small bases of operation that allow Priests to operate and gather people in once place for a church seminar. Suguru Geto has proven it is affective to use religious fronts to amass curses and rid them. Priests change out every few years/months, the switch indicates they have a new mission.

✯ RELIGIOUS SCHOOLS ✯

In Episode 2 at 12:57 Gojo dumps some tasty exposition and slurping that up we can comprehend that Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College is known to the public as a private religious school to keep a low profile. The location is out of the way and secretive. Only a select few people are allowed in or out. It acts like a hub for Japanese sorcerers. The Vatican state, although not a super sneaky organisation (I'll get to that) is very guarded, while guided tours exist. Only the clergy and the Swiss guard are allowed to reside there which is 764 people, even less have access to the entire facility that's a front for sorcery. It acts like a hub for European sources. Although there are a lot more priests than Japanese sorcerers, priests are low ranking, which reflects on the types of curses they exorcize.

✯PROOF OF CURSED ENERGY IN THE BIBLE✯

In the cool book that is the Bible, it is common for people to hear the voice of God or the Devil, or even see demons. In this case, what the Catholic Church calls demons are just curses.

The Bible doesn’t explicitly tell me about an instance where one person sees a demon while another does not. However, there are parts where people perceive things that may or may not exist, for example; demons, angels, voices appearing to interact with someone. This was before schizophrenia was discovered, so it must be a curse!  In Luke 4:35, Jesus commands a demon to leave a possessed man. The demon recognizes Jesus, but the people around might not have seen the demon itself. Meaning Jesus is a sorcerer, the demon in this case a cursed spirit. In Daniel 10:7, Daniel has a vision of a man, but the men with him do not see the vision. Instead, they are overwhelmed with fear and flee. Some people cannot perceive curses even close to death, while Daniel could. Jesus’ Transfiguration: In Matthew 17:1-9, Peter, James, and John witness Jesus’ transfiguration and see Moses and Elijah talking with Him. The other disciples do not witness this madness. Jesus simply used his curse technique. The last point from this sections is brought to you by today's sponsor gateway.com. Moses was tending the flock of Jethro his father-in-law, the priest of Midian, and he led the flock to the far side of the wilderness and came to Horeb. There the angel of the Lord appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush… This can be explained simply as a form of cursed energy. Whether or not I'm implying God is a cursed spirit or a jujutsu sorcerer or even a being of faith, It is left up to interpretation and a theory for another day.

✯ HISTORY OF EUROPE✯

Although I haven't researched the fall of the Roman Empire, curses probably had something to do with it. In times of trouble, we turn to the Bible… Which contains many stories that can be linked to sorcery.

The church has a rich history of demons angels; demons, while being fallen angels in the cannon, are actually just curses. Catholic teachings are set up around living a life free of sin and moral teachings, which is an insanely smart excuse to subtly limit negative emotions and normies cursed energy under control. No wonder priests wear dresses, their jobs are so much easier than in Japan. The most compelling form of evidence is just the simple fact exorcisms are still preformed. According to the BBC In 2018, there was a notable increase in the demand for exorcisms, particularly within the Catholic Church. In Italy alone, it was reported that around half a million people sought exorcisms that year. The Vatican even held a special training course for 250 priests from 50 countries to meet this growing demand. To learn how to identify demonic possession, to hear personal accounts from other priests, and to find out more about the rituals behind expelling demons. That just sounds like normal sorcerer business to me… Back to the Bible, we can connect many events that happened in the Bible to cursed energy and curses.

Noah's Ark is a very famous Bible story, how in the seven gates of hell do you fit two of every animal in one boat? Simple, actually, Noah used his cursed technique to create a pocket dimension within the boat.

Although it is known that God sent down the 10 plagues of Egypt. All 10 plagues are just curses sent by God. Water turning into blood, frogs, boils, hail, darkness, and the death of a firstborn… All sound like an average curse activity. Moses has several stories from which he can be proven to be a sorcerer, When the Israelites reached the Red Sea Moses stretched out his hand and the waters divided, allowing his followers safe passage.

Jesus is Europe's equivalent to Tengen-Sama. Jesus died for everyone's sins. It is not a stretch to think he used his cursed energy for this goal — Similar to Tengen's barriers. Jesus would protect all of Europe's Jujutsu Society. This could also explain paying, but then again, what is a pray if not raising a vail? Gojo and Geto clearly recite a mantra before putting up a barrier in Jujutsu Kaisen 0.

Although it is unknown if in the universe of Jujutsu Kaisen if God and Jesus exist as physical beings or strictly as beings of faith, both would be beneficial to humanity. The church and Vatican work to spread their influence and teach God's values, which are often moral laws such as the 10 commandments. Belief in such morals would reduce negative emotions, resulting in weaker and lesser curses. Therefore, the Vatican is a public organisation to spread these teachings. To add onto this, many use God as a source of Hope and happiness, further reducing negative emotions. In conclusion: I will be absolutely burned at the stake for my theory. But just like Jesus, I will die for your sins of being wrong, while I am right.

Y/N: "Want?"

Ghost responded by pulling out a cigarette tucked away within the folds of his clothing..

Ghost: You dont even smoke. Why do you carry that thing around?

ah yes let me just combine my

h y p e r f i x a t i o n s

Gaz

● Massive merc fanboy

● Got into the sport when Mercedes was dominating and instantly became a fan of Hamilton.

● Price gifted him tickets to the silverstone grand prix, was the best leave of his life.

● Abu Dhabi 2021 #neverforget (he's not a toxic fan, though)

● He threw his phone at the wall when he found out Hamilton is going to Ferrari.

● Pretty chill person to watch with, always prepares snacks and enjoys people company.

GHOST

● No one expected him to be a fan. Most of tf141 isn't even sure he is.

● He quietly supports the underdogs (Williams, Haas, Alfa Romeo - refuses to call them stake/kick)

● Sargent reminds him of rookies he's trained, so he likes seeing him do well. He also likes Nico Hülkenberg.

●Absolutely no one knows about this. He sometimes silently joins Gaz to watch, but no one knows why, or even if he has a favourite team/driver. Watching with him is like having a literal ghost in the room.

Price

● McLaren fan, but can't remember the newest drivers names. Mostly because he remembers the late 90's races most fondly. They played in the background in his childhood/early teens.

● Watched Senna live on tv, that's his favourite driver.

● Always took a passing interest in the sport, doesn't watch religiously unlike Gaz. Over the years he's seen bits and pecies of races.

● Supports Fernando Alonso the best because he's a familiar face. Price watched him win a couple times.

●When he sees Gaz watching the race, he stands there for about 10 minutes before realising he has something to do and goes on with his day.

SOAP

● Likes Daniel Ricciardo the best because vibes.

● He isn't much of a fan but likes to join in. All he does is try to annoy Gaz and Ghost (if he's present), then steal all the snacks.

● Dosent really have a favourite team. He's the most fun to be around, though. His reactions to crashes are priceless.

● Dosent really get how cars driving in circles can be entertaining but respects it. (Unless he's teasing someone about when lapped cars are allowed to unlap)

ALEJANDRO

● His favourite driver is Carlos Sainz.

●He doesn't have a favourite team per se, but more like a favourite driver. If you forced him to tell you, he'd probably say he likes Ferrari

● Constantly complains about Ferrari sidelining Sainz in favour of Leclerc.

●Aruges with Rudy about how Redbull are too good. (Rudy is a Redbull fan, having the time of his life)

Deaf!Reader somehow ends up as a drinking buddy to tf141. Though Reader isn't very clued in on what they do exactly, they appreciate the company. So, every month or so, they go out. Communication isn't easy, but Deaf!Reader lip reads and types their thoughts out. Deaf!Reader finds it hard to talk to Simon especially, not just because he's a man of few words but that goddamn mask. Simon is too stubborn to take that thing off and probably never will because of trust issues. When he, rearly wants to say something, he usually uses the notepad app on his phone.

Until one day, while everyone's trying to figure out a way home without driving, Simon catches the readers' attention and signs a basic sentence to the reader. This man is too stubborn to take off his mask, so he would rather just learn an entire ass language. The reader almost immediately breaks down crying. They're not used to being spoken to in their language. It's one of the few times someone has accomodated them.

I have never published a fanfic before let alone a oneshot, but this idea has been rotting in my brain for far too long. I'm considering turning this into a bigger better oneshot/series or whatever. This idea probably isnt original but if someone else has written it i haven't seen it