we're here because we're here

shane hollander voice: i mean obviously i have to be Good. and it's totally no problem to walk through the desert for a hundred miles repenting, i'm great at that. my body isn't even a soft animal and it doesn't love or want anything and never will.

hey u missed ur shift on tumblr.com why aren’t u reblogging

wait it’s july?? julying

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

you've been summoned for july duty

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

Damn, this sucks. I’m gonna host a massive Fourth of July party and dream up a fire dragon to ki— *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* —kidnap my homoerotic situationship’s younger brother, then crash my car!