not the suicidal one or the conspiracy theorist, but ARMADA RED ALERT. Putting personal bias aside, I believe he has the best traits of both Prowl (which, note, there are VERY few of...) and Optimus; in which he's not overwhelmed by emotion but also never omits morality from political equations. I think being a medic would also help in understanding certain societal issues (but that's a separate thing). He also knows when to accept that he's wrong so I think he'd be decent at politics. At least compared to Goku

Idk. It's like midnight. Im gonna go to bed. I love Red Alert (VA: Brian Dobson) btw he's awesomr and i met thr VA's brother (Michael Dobson)

brian i want your vocal cords. unfortunately i am a cis woman with normal testosterone levels

Macro: Troy Baker (first 48 seconds)

Doubletake: Martin Roach (I can't help but think of him - Jake Justice - when Doubletake starts talking)

Overclock: Jason Gray-Stanford (Sherlock Holmes)

Anomaly: Brian Dobson (Clocker)

Sparkscape: Mark Acheson (I think his rougher voice fits how I envision Sparkscape)

Ripraw: Paul Dobson (Juggernaut)

Monsoon: Richard Newman (Omega Red)

Catapult: Yvonne Strahovski (Aussie accent is a must!)

Swagger: Taylor Gray (Ezra)

Front-Line: Fred Tatasicore (I mean, just picture Hulk's voice)

Showdown: Bill Switzer (if you listen closely, they both have Southern-styled accents)

Outsider: Josh Keaton (only Shiro's voice)

Meltdown: Dee Bradley Baker (Dr. Connors)

Triage: Jim Cummings (Quarry)

I woke up from a dream last night where I went to like a ninjago meet up thing and ronins va fucking gnomed me????

It was like 3:30 am and I woke up because I got fucking gnomed by Brian dobson.

Artistic recreation

None of these are true and just lead to an article about erectile dysfunction pills.

Nolan North (the man, the myth himself!) as Elite Guardsman Smokescreen. He's a native Mithrilian with a Spark of gold, who has a big future in store for him in spite of his humble beginnings. His alt-mode is a McLaren, and handy for getting out of tight situations.

Katee Sackhoff as Major Chromia. Another Mithrilian and Smokescreen's older sister, her rough attitude belies a much softer side that only a select few who aren't her brother get to witness. Her v-mode is a Chevrolet Avalanche, befitting her upfront brawling nature.

Matthew Mercer as Scout-Lieutenant Hound. A fellow Elite Guard graduate, Hound's more restrained behavior hides a mischievous streak that he and Smokescreen used to their advantage against their stuffy cadet peers. Turning into a Jeep Gladiator, his personalized shoulder machine gun forces him to use his holograms on public roads.