DIESELJUMPER

Playing the 3DS version of Tetris always cracks me up a bit because there's just a little box where your Mii sits and if you're close to losing they start freaking out like they're about to be shot.

I've been getting into Tetris on my DS and wanted to play it on my Switch as well. I own Tetris 99, so I figured it might be a smoother alternative. Tell. Me. Why. I have to PAY to play REGULAR TETRIS. Marathon Tetris isn't free? On the TETRIS GAME?? Who decided that??

i have a "lighthouse" mii on my island, and being completely isolated, i like to give him little items for entertainment. he has many things, all of which he cares not for. the only thing he does is sit on the floor and read yuri. i have accidentally created a himedanshii

Touch-starved but I'm aroace so I just suffer

I need someone to inject me with glitter this instant

Every time someone does something stupid at my job I just stop and stare at them with a blank expression. It's the face I make when I sincerely want to ask them "do you know how to read?"

Interacting with customers sometimes feels like that scene from Naked Gun where this girl is told to take a seat and literally takes it instead of sitting down

my jaw hurts and now I have to decide wether I go to the doctor or die

Why is nobody talking about the outro song in Transformers: Legend of The Microns. The one that plays in episode 32-33 (definitely more but that's the only one I remember). It is beautiful.

I didn't want to wake up early, but all I could feel was the churning in my stomach so unfortunately that means my own body hates me and wants me to be tired

I love robots. Not only do they look cool, they demonstrate an intense feeling of alienation to the world around them, not feeling emotion in the ways we consider conventional, an inner self-hatred born of being socially and physically outcasted due to the circumstances of the birth of their consciousness, the horrible feeling of not being human and simultaneously not knowing how to act around them, and the type of black-and-white thinking that makes you even more distant from reality.

three more hours of hell until i can leave. and then i have to come back tomorrow. i'm going to die

Was listening to Umapyoi Legend on my way to work and saw two guys on horseback. Must be a sign from Shiraoki >:)