Disease Accounting for Fun and Profit
When I was an undergrad nursing student, I hated a course called BioStats.
At the time, I hated it because it was a requirement that was useless to me as a nursing major, only marginally helpful to me as a public health minor, hellishly time intensive, slurped up my last 3 free elective credits, and caused me great distress overall. So, basically, it was necessary to graduate but useless, frustrating, and deprived me of time I would have otherwise used to do things like sleep and eat and literally anything that wasn’t Nursing School.
I am now taking Fundamentals of Epidemiology at a graduate level, and, while the material is more or less the same as BioStats (“epidemiologist” basically just means “disease accountant” after all), I like this one a hell of a lot better.
Why? Because suddenly I can put the effort in without feeling horribly guilty, (even, heaven forbid, enjoy learning) that’s why.
A lot of epidemiology (or applied statistics of any field) is being handed a massive spreadsheet of data and answering questions based on it, and later tailoring that answer to present it to someone (be it the public, or the health commissioner, or a doctor) and them being able to use the information presented.
Its a class of tinkering, of learning to solve the problem, of figuring out how to teach it to people. I love to tinker. I love to solve problems. I love to teach! And now that I’m a public health major, I don’t feel hella guilty every time I indulge in studying something that isn’t nursing- so I can afford to love it.
Its FUN. I get to do basically what I was doing on this blog, except I’m learning how to do it with data and pivot tables (which Excel for Mac now supports, which is hella). The homework is “hey, based on this data and literature, tell me which 3 of these 500 people are most likely to get heart disease in the next 10 years, and how would you give this information to a cardiologist working with these people so they can use it.” And that’s exactly something I can get behind doing for fun. And its not useless anymore.
I can’t tell you the difference it makes!