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biffsuma for the theme pretty pleasee?
Height is a funny topic for Xisuma and Biffa. They never understood the significance of it for humans, and they've listened to the hermits discuss it plenty. Being sentient voic possesing a robotic shell and just an android means height is a malleable thing. They can both be as big or as little as they want to be.
Which is why they're the perfect height for kissing each other.
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Chapter 5 of Starfueled is out!
|| Keralis, a lost tradesman, meets Biffa and Xisuma in the middle of the desert and offers them a slightly questionable deal ||
Read on AO3!
Read on Wattpad!
Sneak peek (WARNING: depiction of injury):
"Please, I need to get away from those- those husks out there! They're brutal!" panted Keralis.
"Are they following you?" the pink-armored man questioned with a scowl.
"No, not right now, but they- there's so many!" panted Keralis. "I swear, a poor man can't get any- oh no..." It was then that he saw the state of the other man. There was a purple substance, presumably blood, splattered all over him, and Keralis could somewhat make out the shape of deep gashes under it. He suppressed a dry-heave. "What happened?"
The first man sighed. "It's too long to explain." Keralis noticed his broken visor; these two looked like they knew about the husk situation already.
"Well, uh, I have something that you might want," Keralis said, a gleam in his eye.
Xisuma Ship Tournament
propaganda for your ships is wanted and encouraged :D
this is all for fun. pls don't send hate to this blog or anyone else in regards to these polls
ships on side a and side b will be listed under the cut
Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, mcyt Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Arek Lisowski | Keralis/Xisumavoid, Biffa/Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), Welsknight/Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), Katy | FalseSymmetry/ZombieCleo, Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Hermitcraft Ensemble/Hermitcraft Ensemble, Jevin | iJevin/Welsknight, Hypnotizd/Welsknight (Video Blogging RPF), impulseSV/TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Katy | FalseSymmetry/Rendog, Zak Ahmed | Skeppy/Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Joel | SmallishBeans/Lizzie | LDShadowLady Characters: Hermitcraft Ensemble, Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), Biffa (Video Blogging RPF), Welsknight (Video Blogging RPF), Katy | FalseSymmetry, Charles | Grian, ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF), Jevin | iJevin, Hypnotizd (Video Blogging RPF), John Booko | BdoubleO100, Cubfan135 (Video Blogging RPF), Steffen Mössner | Docm77, EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF), Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft), Helsknight (Hermitcraft), impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Joe Hills | joehillssays, Joel | SmallishBeans, Arek Lisowski | Keralis, Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Pearl | PearlescentMoon, Rendog (Video Blogging RPF), Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Daniel M. | VintageBeef, xBCrafted (Video Blogging RPF), Kris | ZedaphPlays, Craig | PythonGB, TinFoilChef (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Zak Ahmed | Skeppy, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Lizzie | LDShadowLady (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, Evil Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Polyamorous Hermitcraft Ensemble, Polyamory, LGBTQ Themes, The Watchers are Bad (Evolution SMP), The Watchers are a Cult (Evolution SMP), Dream SMP is a Cult (Dream SMP), Explicit Language, Fantasy and Fictional Setting Racism, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Mental Health Issues, Trauma, Hermitshipping (Hermitcraft), Mob Hybrids (Minecraft), Alternate name for Evil Xisuma, Alternate name for Helsknight, Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF) & Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft) are Brothers, Welsknight (Video Blogging RPF) & Helsknight (Hermitcraft) Are Siblings, Falsesymmetry and Grian Are Siblings (Hermitcraft), POV Multiple Summary:
On the vast dunes, a young voidbeetle hybrid and his partner are thrust into a grand destiny; in the skies above, a winged heiress grapples with the guilt of an death she believes is her fault; in the void, a group of friends plot a daring escape from the clutches of the mysterious Watchers; and in a shallow pond, an Eye of Ender chases a sinister dream...
Will never be over the fact that Joe Hills wrote Biffsuma fanfics
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CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW JOEHILLS WROTE BIFFSUMA FANFICS IN SEASON ONE??? I CAN PROVIDE SCREENSHOTS IF YOU ALL WANT THEM???
May I request a lil bit of Biffsuma plsss? （＞人＜；）
They made me think of my old headcannon of head bonks being a sign of affection ^_^
Can you still do Biffsuma? °^°
Xisuma: I miss you
Biffa: I’m literally in the living room???
Xisuma: I miss you come back
