rendog + xisuma sketch because theyre my fave duo rn theyre so cute but noone gaf about them ouuhhhgg
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rendog + xisuma sketch because theyre my fave duo rn theyre so cute but noone gaf about them ouuhhhgg

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100 for a XDog???? 👀 (NO, you don't know who this is, shhhhhhh)
Hi, my love <3 This ask is from my IRL wife. Sorry that it's a little shorter!!
Send me a number (1-100) and a character or pairing and I’ll write you a ficlet based on my Spotify Top 100 2025!
100 — New Americana (Halsey)
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You watch him drive, one arm hanging out the open window, cigarette in hand. You always told him not to smoke, but he doesn’t listen. You wish you could be more insistent, but every time he inhales, you imagine him exhaling into your mouth. You wish you could taste the tobacco on his breath, the ashes on his tongue, flavored like the void.
You watch him dance, wild and free like no one’s ever told him he’s not good enough. He blasts the bass loud enough to break your eardrums and he grins at you with white teeth flashing in the fading sunlight. The windows are open, and the summer breeze at twilight brushes through the base. He reaches for your hand, and you let him take it, and you dance with him, even though you shouldn’t.
You watch him talk, tracing the lines of his lips with your eyes. He talks with his hands, waving them everywhere, and you always have to pick up his drink so he doesn’t knock it onto the floor. It’s well into autumn now, and everywhere you walk the leaves are changing, turning rosebush-red and terracotta-orange and gilded blackstone-gold. But you sit outside, at a little table at a little cafe courtesy of Scar, and you drink his champagne and wonder.
Xisuma Ship Tournament
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ships on side a and side b will be listed under the cut
Xisuma is a servant that King Ren is in love with and has more than once had xisuma in his bed. He doesn't care what others think about him courting one of his servants he will be dammed if he doesn't make xisuma his bride soon.
One reason Ren hasn't yet wed Xisuma is because he doesn't want the man to face more judgment. He can handle it, but he doesn't want Xisuma to.
And, he wants Xisuma to feel special. He should feel the way that Ren does everytime he hears Xisuma laugh at a ridiculous joke he makes. Not that Ren is marrying him for sex! Or to protect him!
Ren wants to marry him because he loves him. And he wants Xisuma to know that, too.
There hasn’t been a Rensuma fic on ao3 in 3 years, so I sought to remedy that by writing this based on Ren saying “Can we make baby?” In Xisuma’s second episode of season 11
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“Welcome to the Imperial Senate,” False says, with a smile that doesn’t reach her eyes. “Saying what you mean can get you killed.”
Two senators, a bodyguard, four days, and a plan to cause some trouble. False/Ren/Xisuma, Star Wars AU, 12.7k.
may i request xisuma x ren?
Xisuma: It’s kinda cute when guys have a dark sense of humor.
Ren, shutting off the lights: Wanna hear a joke?
Oh can you pretty please do Xisuma x Ren headcannons?
this took me a while cause I've never really considered their dynamic as a ship, but here you go:
when Ren joins Hermitcraft he's immediately super attracted to Xisuma and doesn't hide it in the slightest
he's following him around and throwing cheesy pickup lines at him and wagging his stupid tail constantly
Xisuma thinks they're incompatible and it'd never work out with Ren
but the man is in full puppy love mode and won't stop trying to court him
Xisuma finds it kind of funny, kind of endearing, so he agrees to one date
he thinks it will be a disaster since Ren is quite chaotic and an airhead
however it turns out that Ren is actually a gentleman and arranges a very elegant date, and that is the moment Xisuma falls for him
this experience teaches him to always give people a chance later in life
when they're dating, Ren often drags Xisuma into his silly adventures
Xisuma acts like he finds them stupid and is tired but they both know he enjoys a break from his serious admin duties
they're not very public with their relationship due to Xisuma being a private person
Ren is fine with that but he HAS TO gush about how amazing his boyfriend is, and so that someone always ends up being Xisuma
Xisuma doesn't really know how to respond to compliments, so in return he spoils Ren with expansive building materials he needs at the moment
Ren is the first person Xisuma opens up to about his past, about EX and all
Ren is very compassionate and will always listen to Xisuma and provide him the emotional support he needs
Xisuma is not a big fan of physical affection but he'll always scratch Ren's ears and tell him what a good boy he is
Ren loves to run errands with his boyfriend and just spend time together
Xisuma takes Ren on trips to the End and teaches him how to handle it better, all the hermits are shocked when Ren suddenly becomes a pro at endbusting