#grisuma

Anyway if you wanna read it, here’s the link to it!

I got consumed by Joel/Xisuma/Grian?etho brainrot because of the dream, and so you know HOW BAD IT IS - I wrote this

Do you see that? omg I can write fanfiction. And I am not gonna stop, there is one more chapter that needs to be done. and after that I will see what i will do. But boy I am down for them bad

Uh I will also leave this here, idk professional ficwriters do that i guess

Come, come back home

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series Relationship: Xisuma/Joel/Grian/Etho Characters: Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Joel | SmallishBeans, Charles | Grian

Additional Tags: Mentioned Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, right after Wild Life, but everything happens on hermitcraft, Xisuma centered, atleast for few first chapters, Eventual Smut

Language: English Series: ← Previous Work Part 2 of Xisuma+Grian+boat boys brainr

What follows is a lot of subsequent chaos whilst half of the hermits panic and the other half attempt to remain calm. The hybrid refuses to release the helmet the entire time, watching between all of them before finally interjecting in perfect player speak.

It doesn't help the situation much, but they at least listen. At first the hybrid argues the helmet was in the lake, which means it was his. Xisuma knows it wasn't, he left it on the dock, so the hybrid changes tact to argue the dock is over the lake, and therefore it is in the lake. And therefore the helmet is his.

It takes a bit of convincing, but eventually the hybrid - Grian, his name is - agrees to come with Xisuma to see his retired helmet collection. Xisuma promises they're just as shiny as the helmet Grian currently has, just they aren't in use.

Xisuma, having not learned his lesson last time, forces Grian to engage in drastic measures to force him to take care of himself.

[Or G. is tired of X. not taking care of himself, so he ties him up and gets him to relax.]

Surely it's not that bad, I told myself. After all, the first fic I ever posted to Ao3 was scarian. The brainrot can't be that bad.

But I wanted to prove a point, so behold! ScarletHalo's fic diagram!

(Green [top] is gen fic, as well as a few that contain glossed over background shipping. Red [right] is shipfic with either Grian or Xisuma where they're shipped with other characters. And purple [left] is grisuma.)

Things I have learned from this endeavor:

I have way more non-shipping fics than I thought

I have more fics in general than I thought (although I should've figured that out when I had to make a spreadsheet to keep AUs apart)

I might. Maybe. Have a problem.

Akikasa. Enemies to lovers. Tease eachother. More like rivals to lovers but technically enemies. Kiss passionately and then pretend like nothing happened much to everyones chargrin. One is more reserved and the other is more open but you dont expect which is which. Always cause conflict.

Guess who else does that? Grisuma.

“You said you wanted to see me Mr. X?” The avian asked him.

“Yes, a- and, to start off, I wanted to say that you are the person I trust the most on this server.” Grian was confused at this statement.

“Are you ok?” Grian asked his partner.

“Yes, I- I just wanted to show you something.” As he said that, Xisuma pressed a button on his helmet, causing it go away. Leaving himself and the avian, face to face.

Xisuma was a tall man, who had glowing black eyes, with white swirling pupils. His hair was white, with flecks of yellow, light blue, and magenta, scattered within, and it appeared to flow like it was underwater, but with a soupy appearance.

“Oh… well, you’re very pretty.”

The sudden compliment from Grian caused the voidwalker to blush. He wasn’t expecting that, Grian was the second person to see his face, the first being the old admin, who was the one to give Xisuma his suit.

“I- I am?”

“Very.” The avian reassured him.

“Y’know, you’re the second person to see my face, the old admin was the first. He gave me my suit.” The voidwalker confessed, not knowing how to respond to the compliment.

“Really? I thought you just spawned in with it on.” Grian said in a joking tone.

“Haha, very funny.” Xisuma joked back.

“Can I feel your hair?” As the question was asked, some of Xisuma’s hair flowed into his face.

“If it keeps it out of my face heh.”

Grian took the opportunity to run his claws through the voidwalker’s hair.

“It feels soupy. Very strange, but not in a bad way!”

“Thanks…” Xisuma muttered sheepishly, as he did, another bit of his hair flew into his face. Xisuma grumbled a bit at it, but continued to let Grian play with his hair.

“Oh, wait!” Grian pulled his hands back and took a hair-tie out of his inventory.

“Can I put your hair up? It’ll keep it out of your face! Please, Pearl never lets me do her hair anymore!” Grian begged the voidwalker.

“U- um… sure” Xisuma gave the conformation and the avian set to work.

Soon enough, Xisuma’s hair was tied up and out of his face.

“Huh, it’s staying up surprisingly well.” The voidwalker remarked.

“U- um… there is one more thing I needed you for…”

“Oh? You didn’t just need me to tie up your hair, hehehe.” Grian joked, but was very curious about the other reason.

“Can… can I kiss you?”

“Oh. Well, of course you can!”

Grian was caught off guard by this question, the two had never kissed before, Grian wasn’t even sure that Xisuma had kissed anyone before. And he was more than willing to kiss his boyfriend, though he was going to take it slow, and make sure the voidwalker was comfortable.

Xisuma placed his hands on the avians face, one on each cheek, and brought them closer. After a small moment, he closed the gap between them. It was sweet, and Grian’s lips were soft. Like the inside of a freshly baked biscuit. The kiss lasted a while, before the had to pull back for air.

“You’re a good kisser, you know?”

“Am I? Um, that’s actually my first kiss, heh…” Xisuma confessed.

“Is it? Well, you did a good job!” The avian sought to reassure his partner. And by the look on Xisuma’s face, Grian assumed he succeeded.

“Thanks… um, can I have another?”

Grian, happy to oblige, gave the voidwalker another kiss. Just as sweet as the first.

“Is that all or do you want some more?” The avian teased Xisuma when they pulled apart.

“I would actually love some more thank you…. But, um… maby, more… passionate?”

“I can do that honey.” Grian wrapped his arms around Xisuma’s neck, the voidwalker’s hands still placed on his cheeks. Blushing deeply, the voidwalker pulled them together again, Grian’s tongue slipping easily into the others mouth. After a moment they pulled back from each other.

“Heh… you’re good at this.” Xisuma told the avian. Who responded with a compliment of his own.

“So are you pretty boy.”

Xisuma blushed deeper. The compliments only making him fall for the avian further, even though they’re dating.