Feb 22, 2024
Every time I go thrifting:
“Ooh I love this shirt! I hope it’s gonna fit?”
The shirt:
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Every time I go thrifting:
“Ooh I love this shirt! I hope it’s gonna fit?”
The shirt:
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Saw this on my wall; first thought was like “ Man either I have really bad gas or I have cancer?” Second thought was me laughing realizing every time I have a gut problem it could be cancer and all I’d think that I’d have to poop! Lol
So my dad came to my room like: Dad: look at this.. Is my belly sticking out/showing in this shirt? Me: -moment of silence *damn yeah! You look pregnant*- .. No. No, no its not. Dad: will it not stick out/show if I wear my pants? Me: are you gonna tuck it in? Him: yeah! Me: then yeah it'll totally stick out/show.. That was kind of a weird convo. I'm expecting him to come in at any second and ask me: "how does my butt look in these jeans?"
When it's not the shits
It's totally the shits right now, the worst kind ever, the kind where you can't do exactly that. Usually shitty times are the worst but when the choice, free will coupled with human necessity, are removed, it's the total shits.
I know this is a gripe for many pregnant woman and I hear how common it is but really, it is in fact so bad I'm genuinely surprised no one gave me more warning or advice on how to prepare. If you haven't hit this wall in your pregnancy yet, I highly recommend you start eating as much fruit as you can fit and think fibre fibre fibre, irrelevant of how far along you actually are.
This also offers insight into my elderly years, I do not think I like it... Where happiness is defined by the success of a morning poo.
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The idea of food is making me sick.
But I know I have to eat something so I went and got a sandwich to try and force down so I don't die before my latin exam.
But the girl who made my sandwich put an absolutely inordinate amount of pesto on my sandwich. It was as if she was trying to get rid of all of the pesto on my sandwich. It is literally inedible. I tried to remove some of the pesto, but it's not helping.
So much for eating. At least I got a small thing of pasta salad.
I hate my stomach. D: I'm taking some medicine.
Pregnant People Problem #76
"Macie, can you grab me the remote"
It was 12 inches from her.
I should go to this meeting now, shouldn't I?
Stomach, why do you hate me? D: