โThe Ghost Dad Incidentโ
DP x DC Prompt (Humor / Chaos Edition)
It started normal. Which, in Wayne terms, means slightly catastrophic but manageable.
Training in the Cave. Damian threatening to stab Jason again. Cass winning. Tim asleep standing up.
Then the air freezes. Like, actual frost crawling up the Batcomputer.
A glowing guy in a hoodie just phases through the ceiling. Bright white hair, green eyes, whole ecto-god vibe.
And then he tackles Bruce Wayne like a golden retriever finding his long-lost tennis ball.
โARCHIE! My BABY!โ
The family: ๐ถ
Bruce: โExcuse meโ?โ Jason: โDid he just call B baby?โ Tim, already recording: โOh this is going online.โ Damian: โIf this is a cult, weโre burning the cave.โ
The stranger (still hugging Bruce): โYouโre so grown! Look at you! I knew cloning was risky, butโโ
Whole family: โCLONING???โ
Cue ten minutes of screaming, two fainting Robins, and one very confused Batman trying to process that heโs apparently the clone of a dead teen god who rules ghosts.
Danny just looks at them all, smiling, completely oblivious to the existential crisis unfolding:
โYouโre still my favorite mistake, kiddo.โ ๐
