#batman riddler

Riddler/Edward Nygma

oh my god. that was so hot babe you don't even know.

genuinely will take a minute to commit this to his photographic memory. my god.

once you yell at him to get the fuck up and start running, he's by your side hand behind your back escorting you out.

he will also never forget this. both you and also the batman. this will be a jab he makes to the bat frequently.

"riddle me this batman, what has four legs, no heartbeat, and is the batman's kryptonite?" such a dick.

Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane

oh you brilliantly smart mouse.

he's already hopping up, spraying the bat in the face and then hroo hraa-ing outta there.

you're going to be showered with compliments. especially since you definitely saved his burlap. this man cannot go against batman in a 1v1. he's made of bones and straw. the wind can knock him over.

briefly ponders the possibility of batman having a fear of chairs after this. maybe by being sprayed after the attack has developed a new synapse?

TwoFace/Harvey Dent

hummanah hummanah. they've fallen for you all over again.

"what a woman/hunk"

their eyes genuinely pop out of their head.

they flip a coin and flee with you in tow. don't be surprised if they throw you over their shoulder as they do.

will be talking about that for ages. tells Penguin, Riddler -anyone who will listen really.

Their men will give you a nod of approval when they hear about it.

harv is ecstatic about this. his first reaction was that it was hot, whereas Harvey was the more concerned party.

Bane

oh my god.. you've certainly picked up on things form the ring.

thinks its hot also.

would never expected that from you! but I suppose watching batman reach for his tank was the limit for your gentle disposition.

he's relived he gave you that defence training now.

he's slightly more relaxed about your safety now he knows you can handle yourself.

but not completely obviously.

Black mask/Roman Sionis

HOT HOT HOT x10. its like the word is flashing in his brain with an alarm sound.

"doll that was the sexiest thing anyone has done ever"

you will be whisked away by him into his car and will gush over you in the backseat (okay that sounds wrong.. >:) )

you will be treated to a wonderful dinner and showered in gifts! somehow more than usual.