#baljaygilonnie

Canon:

So sweet

So innocent

So naive

Loves fruit

With jay

The reason Ben got kidnapped

Friendly

Missed Uma when she was away

Fanon:

BBY

Sweet dumb puppy

Giluma/gilrry/gilumarry

Gilos

With Ch*d (why. Just. Why. Why would you do that to Gil?)

Deserves more

Love him

Collectively adopted by the fandom

Me:

Badass

Very smart

Been in auradon since part two

With Lonnie

Or with bal, Jay and Lonnie

Good with kids

Buddies with everyone but Chaudrey

Canon:

First one besides Ben and Doug to approach the vks of their own volition

Badass

Had the beginnings of something with jay

Did not appear in film three

Not even mentioned in film three (which is bs cause pastel cow got a mention in film two when she wasn’t in it)

Loyal to Mal

Great with a sword.

Needs more attention

Fanon:

Either with Jay, a lesbian or asexual (I’ve seen all three and tbh any of them could work)

For some reason people think she’d side with Audrey in d3 (blech)

Still not much attention outside of ships

We want her back

The best

Badass

Still not much attention

It’s sad really

Me:

With Gil

Or Gil, Ben, Jay and Mal

Doesn’t get along with Huma at all

Badass

Snarks our hades

Ben’s second regent

Captain of the guard

A while back. Well. Like last month. I made a post saying I’ll be attempting to delve into nsfw territory with my posts. And lo and behold. Today I found a list of nsfw otp asks. I’ll reblog it tonight before I go to sleep. But first. Some ground rules

Ships I’ll answer for

Bal (my own personal canon with Zendaya)

Devie

Jaylos

Janelos

Baljaygilonnie (and all ships that encompass that pairing)

Buma

Bevie

Jayvie

Maljane

Glass believer

Batcat

Robstar (dctv Titans)

Wondersupes

Scarlet America/Samsteve/captain scarlet falcon

Pepperony/iron husbands/iron parebts.

Spideychelle/Peterned/peternedmj

Brutasha

Hinny

Romione

Luneville

Linny/ginlunarry

Percabeth

Jasiper

Caleo

Stoncy/jancy

Mckirk/kirkus/spuhura

Quakerider

Fitzsimmons

Makelena

Huntingbird

Abd most other ships like tryan, mercelot, gwenthur and merwaine. As well as any ship you can think of except for what’s listed below

Ships I will NOT answer for

Anything with the kids from stranger things. It’s a no brainier. Just don’t ask

Any pairing with Harry hook. And yes. That includes Huma and Gilumarry. Sorry not sorry

Sticky/stony/iron strange/winter iron

ANY SLYTHERIN/ANYONE PAIRING.

Ward with anyone

Hargrove with anyone

Evie with any of the girls

Uma with any of the girls

Chaudrey or either of them with anyone else

Benlos or marlos. I see them as Carlos’s parents

Swan queen

Panry

Henvy

Merthur

Morgwen

Spirk

Johnlock

Malora (cartoon or live action. Either way. It’s gross)

If you send me an ask with any of those pairings I WILL delete no ifs ands or buts about it.

Here the isle of the lost is full of demons. All of them. Ruled over by hades and his daughter Mal

Demons:

Mal

Jay

Carlos

Evie

Gil

Uma

Harry

Celia

Dizzy

The twins

Humans

Ben

Lonnie

Doug

Jane

Chad

Audrey

The island is still a hellscape. But that’s because it is hell. And instead of bringing the vks over. Ben and Lonnie accidentally summon Mal jay and Gil

Eventually. Doug and Jane got a little jealous. Jane manages to summon Carlos. Doug somehow summons Evie. Doug just wanted a friend. But Evie wanted him. Jane wanted someone to talk to. Carlos was eager to listen

Back on the isle.

Celizzy and the twins are minor trickster demons. Mostly hades staff. The four of them manage to sneak through the fissure. And they kinda get adopted by Janelos (the twins) Devie (dizzy) and baljaygilonnie (Celia).

Mal

Bal. It’s my blood type. I love it. Needed more screen time and at least one duet minimum per movie

Maljay. I like it. A lot. Honestly if bal weren’t together I’d ship it.

Malvie. We ALL know my feelings on this

Marlos. Not a big fan. Prefer it as a mother son duo

Maldoug. I can’t see him with anyone but Evie and vice versa. To me. These two are Statler and Waldorf.

Malonnie. It could work to be fair.

Maljane. These two had more chemistry for thirty seconds of wtbw (which took place in Mal’s head I remind you) than Mal and Evie has in three movies

Malgil. Only in a poly ship with Ben Jay and Lonnie

Chal. Blech

Maldrey. Blech

Umal. Meh. Unhealthy for both

Ben, Mal, Jay, Lonnie and Gil were all born in the same year day and time. Fourth of July at 4:44 pm 2002 at Stefan Gomez Memorial Hospital (then know as Auradon General). Which accounts for the closeness of the first four

Chad was born in May. Audrey in September (the thirteenth to be exact. They always felt a little excluded by the other four cause they didn’t share the same birthday.

Ben was supposed to be born at the end of August. Mal Jay and Gil were right on time. Lonnie was late as she was due in the first of June.

Carlos was born on the 31st of October. As a consequence the scariest movies he’s watched all belong to Laika.

Doug was born on April fools day which is a little ironic because he’s probably the most serious of the lot until Harry’s attack costs Mal the use of her legs

Evie was born on Star Wars Day (fourth of May). In contrast to Carlos she loves star wars. And star trek. Her first celebrity crushes were Leonard Nimoy and Harrison Ford. Spock is part of the reason she’s attracted to Doug

Jane was born 31 of July. She still wonders why a rather unimaginative bully used a magic marker to draw a lightning bolt on her forehead when she was ten.

Uma was born on February 14th. And she hates those stupid hearts.

Harry was born at the stroke of midnight on December 31st 2001. He doesn’t get it when Smee calls him Voldemort