Ben And Doug Deserved More Screentime

Mal: he rearranges my guts but into nice hearts and geometric shapes.

Kara: hey. Quick question. Can a woman get pregnant from watching her husband tear a tree stump in two with his bare hands? Asking for a friend.

It never ends does it? It never fucking ends.

Carol Hathaway is going to beat Timon and Logan senseless.

10 minutes. 33 seconds.

Is that Lionel Luthor?

Alicia should be a Merry Widow by now. But alas. The whore monger persists.

The bitch is back.

Well that was depressing.

Oh honey. Do not write post coital poetry. Roger does not care about you like that.

With luck the scum will kill itself eventually.

Isn’t that Jesse Turner from Supernatural?

Okay….

Is that Nathan Fillion?

Oh dear.

Dammit Donnatella.