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one of the few people I’ve met irl who knows enough about homestuck to have immediately known that I named myself after Hal thinks that he’s the ‘worst strider’. I thought you might find this amusing for some reason
i think it's funny how they realized you named yourself after him and told you this anyway 🥹
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weeping as I desperately try to scroll past all the crabs
woe crab be upon ye~
Oops...
I love my auto-correct
Me: It’s Sayaka’s
My auto-correct: Actually, it’s Satan’s
But imagine!
Friend: “Who is your favorite character?”
Me: *proceed to write Sayaka*
My auto-correct: “It’s Satan!!”
Friend:
Autocorrect: and it's nightterror right?
N - “...Nighterror.”
E - “Or Armageddon, if it makes it easier.”
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Texting on my phone and for some reason, my auto-correct was quite adamant about changing the word “mail” to “maim.”
Me: You uh...you feeling okay auto-correct?
Me: Tries to type "Get candles that smell good"
Autocorrect:
Oh my god, the two of them together is amazing. I also love how without missing a single beat Ryan Reynolds just leaps in to kiss Jake Gyllenhaal. I mean same if I ever had the chance and I wasn’t in danger of getting arrested or charged with assault.
