#kamek

Chapter 1: The Wildwoods

Continue on the last creature is the Glubbit. They like to blow bubbles. To Yoshi they taste like soap. But I can ride on the bubbles for a short while. While there I found Bowser Jr. who doesn't seem to remember Kamek.

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both of them are technically the highest ranking in their fields. kammys a high sorceress and kameks advisor to the king. they will argue constantly over who has more authority. kamek insists its him and kammy is just an overpaid witch. kammy insists its her and hes a glorified butler. both of these are true.

big tippers at drag bingo. HUUUUUGE. kameks the only one paying though. she steals from his wallet when hes not looking. an icon a legend she is the moment. shes also BROKE girl youre on the kings payroll what are you doing.

SHORT like SO FUCKING SHORT. kammys 4'11 on a good day and kameks scraping 5'2. tiny old people are the scariest old people. theyre like chihuahuas. ik kammy would bite.

kamek a SEAMSTRESS this bitch can SEW. ik that robe cinched at the waist. a tailored diva. bros had the same sewing machine since fuckin. googles when the sewing machine was invented. 1790. his mama gave it to him <3. he treasures it. he mends clothes for his family, all jrs boy scout uniforms are mended by kamek. all bowsers boy scout uniforms back in the day were mended by kamek. thatd be a cute oneshot. jr learning how to sew with kamek for boy scouts and kamek telling him stories about bowsers adventures in scouts. cute.

diabolical fashion sense. why are we wearing red loafers under our robe. why are we wearing red loafers in general. kammy dresses like a 30s animated cartoon villain. or. bosco. mama the feather boa and shrek fairy godmother ahh fit is a little much for taking jr to boy scouts. i need a hero? she needs a stylist. id call carson kressley but ik hed live for kammy. girl me too ngl i adore this hag. kamek is a lost cause. take off the cardigan man. you too old to be in sequins, youre not lady bunny. i adore him. i live for mario party kamek and his bowtie. hes so cute.

kamek would be fat. kammy is rail thin. im never gonna shut up about how tiny they made him in the movie. kamek get off ozempic. kammy is one of those old people that eats like one almond a day and has 400 cups of coffee. how are you alive.

wig connoisseurs. a lil shake and go has served kammy well for. unspecified amount of time here. you'll never find out how old she is. kamek has a wig closet hidden behind a secret door in a book case because hes. insufferable. a flair for the dramatics.

ik kamek has a bfa. ik he does. the face of a man with an oxford fine art degree. he pretends he doesnt, covers it up with masters in political science and international relations and othee gay shit but We All Know. kammy has a phd in astrophysics. and the dark arts. same thing tbf.

kammy has the most egregious collection of crime novels. the worst shit you'll ever read. goreslop. middle aged mum with 4 kids ahh bookshelf. they make her giggle.

kamek and jr are very close. i thought they were cute in the galaxy movie. kamek loves his grandson. hes easier to talk to about things than bowser, he can be stuffy and overbearing sometimes but he knows when to pull back. when to stop being an authority figure and be a safe space. a comfort. family. he spends a lot of time with jr. helped raise the little guy.

kammy reminds me just a tadddddd of meemaw from young sheldon. she would run an illegal gambling operation in a laundromat. only tell morty her brisket recipe. lie to bowser about what it is. JUNIOR. WE'RE LOOKIN FOR BRISKET. HOT DAMN. LUDWIG VON KOOPA YOU DOG.

Chapter 1: The Wildwoods

Next creatures I meet are call Croakaoke. When I jump on their head they sing. Meanwhile I saw Kamek in the book. Wonder why he's here?

Because I'm here like "dreamy sigh oh Kamek~"