#asuava

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @dizzy-t! Her name means she’d leave me feeling all topsy-turvy and upside-down afterwards, and that sounds like a sign of a good time if you ask me. 

sacrifice myself for: @abigailtremaine. Turkey’s my other half since we’re two sides of the same face, so I thought @gastonthejr‘s other half would be his face-match too… but it’s actually her, and other halves need to be protected.

kick: PROTECT ME TOES! TOES GOES!

take to prom: @dizzy-t again! I always feel dizzy after I sprinkler hard at dances, it’s another sign that she’s the girl for me to go with.

abandon in jurassic park: @margaerycharming. Hmm… I think she’d like a brontasaurus carriage. They’re like her horses, only stacked on top of each other.

push off a bridge: The other three. 

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ava-tremaine.

sacrifice myself for: @winterpumpkin.

kick: @viperbubbles.

take to prom: @princessxymarley.

abandon in jurassic park: @sumskellington.

push off a bridge: @quincydavis.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @andreatriton, you can finally try pegging! 

sacrifice myself for: @ruefitz is cooler than the rest of the people on this list.

kick: @ava-tremaine.

take to prom: @svgarrush.

abandon in jurassic park: @cassieadale.

push off a bridge: @cecefacilier. But like, with a bungee cord attached.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Um... Anthony Tremaine is good looking even if he’s way too intimidating and Dizzy would probably not like that at all!

sacrifice myself for: @dizzy-t. And beyond this point, I’m just kind of tossing names in, no strong preference, I swear!

kick: @margaerycharming.

take to prom: @abigailtremaine.

abandon in jurassic park: Chad.

push off a bridge: @ava-tremaine.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos? He’s hot. 

sacrifice myself for: @andreatriton.

kick: @anja-bjorgman. 

take to prom: @ailsbroch.

abandon in jurassic park: @ava-tremaine.

push off a bridge: @adelaide-charming.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: I’m either blood related to all of these people or blood enemies with them, you weirdos! The only one that’s like... not disgusting is @margaerycharming.

sacrifice myself for: The answer’s always going to be @dizzy-t -- someone else take care of her when I’m gone, okay?

kick: Anthony.

take to prom: @ava-tremaine and I could have fun flying solo, but together.

abandon in jurassic park: @adelaide-charming.

push off a bridge: Chad the cad.

Theo had intended to head back to his room in the frat house ages ago, but he’d gotten cozy in the commons, with the smell of chicken nuggets coming from the co-op at one end and the smell of a roasting fire at the other. It had been easy to get lost in all of his new AuraTube channel comments and lose track of the time, and when he looked up, it was already after ten, the food had shut down for the night, and it seemed like there was only one other person even still hanging around. Theo waved to Ava Tremaine as he packed up his stuff and got ready to head back home, only to reach the door and realize that there were inches upon inches of snow falling. As much as he loved the idea of filming himself falling on his ass in the snow, he didn’t have a cameraman, and if he wasn’t doing it for his channel, what was the point? Instead, he turned back to settle in in the commons for the night, glad he’d at least gotten trapped somewhere with couches, and plopped down next to Ava with a groan. “What do you think are the odds they’d deliver us a pizza in this weather?” he asked her, rubbing his stomach dramatically to let her know that he’d forgotten to eat for a few hours, too.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @gastonthejr/

sacrifice myself for: @dizzy-t.

kick: @ava-tremaine.

take to prom: @tangoderoxie.

abandon in jurassic park: @margaerycharming I guess? I like you, just not as much as the rest of the list. Maybe the dinos will take good care of you. 

push off a bridge: @gastonlegume3.