i bless the rains down in africa

Andy: DON'T BE SELFISH! BRAS ARE A PRISON AND LETTING MY BOOBS OUT TO PLAY AT A WEDDING IS GREAT FOR ME!

Andy: Why don't you just nut up and buy a bag?

Marco: Awwww! You have to admit, that's sweet of him!

Marco: ROBBIE CAN'T BE CONTROLLED, IT'S WHAT WE ALL LOVE ABOUT HIM SO MUCH! Maybe your room just needs better security or something! Like a full time bouncer! Or a force field!

Cassie: OH MY GOSH for a solid minute I was convinced that had actually happened and I just FORGOT somehow!

Cassie: If TVs were metal birds, they'd be so much better. They're so boring as is, you know?

Cassie: What kinds of drugs would someone have to take to even imagine that kind of stuff? Just out of curiosity.

Oliver: i dropped my cake on the floor... 😔

Camille: it's kind of hard to receive judgment from someone wearing a bedsheet! it's like you just woke up, your brain can still be fuzzy from sleep??

Andy: THERE'S GOTTA BE! JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FOUND HIM YET DOESN'T MEAN HE DOESN'T EXIST! Aaaaaaaand I'm starting to date "for real" so your time of reigning supreme over my heart is coming to an end!

Andy: Never heard of it, but I'll look it up, unless I forget. MY LAUGHTER IS FAKE! BE FUNNY NEXT TIME!

Wait, so you’re telling me there’d be something other than tree surfing on Blake Day?

There would HAVE to be some kind of vine swinging thing! Like maybe a race! And all sorts of gorilla things, like people buying each other gorilla stuffed animals like how people buy each plushies on Valentine’s Day! Also, everyone has to have an amazing hair day that day! Any of that sound good?

Maybe? If history has taught me anything it’s that the best way to get your fictional holiday celebrated is to incorporate it into a TV show. Treat Yo Self Day? Still see it on my dash and when I do, totally use it as a reason to buy myself a little something. Annoy Squidward Day? Totally recognized on the fifteenth of every month by annoying someone whose face I hate. I hate Seinfeld and I’m even aware of something called Festivus or something from it, because enough other people care. So really, what TV show are you going to make to publicize International Blake Day? Also, you probably want to come up with a better name, like Half Blaked Day or something. People love puns.

Other than excessive playing of that Africa song? I dunno. Maybe a Blakey hair lookalike contest? May the best wildest little bouffant win?

Blake: Just tell me what’s wrong!

Blake: YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don’t think she’s going to call you.

Blake: You told them the TV just grew wings, unbolted itself from the window and threw itself at the ground, and then started to cry because you believed your own story and thought it committed suicide. I’m pretty sure the police were justified in drug testing you.

Blake: we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”

Blake: "I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don’t have to wear a bra with my dress"??????????????