#asuabby

Jeremy: Is it childish that I store away every paper I get back in my classes so I can show my mom when I go back home next time?

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @dizzy-t! Her name means she’d leave me feeling all topsy-turvy and upside-down afterwards, and that sounds like a sign of a good time if you ask me. 

sacrifice myself for: @abigailtremaine. Turkey’s my other half since we’re two sides of the same face, so I thought @gastonthejr‘s other half would be his face-match too… but it’s actually her, and other halves need to be protected.

kick: PROTECT ME TOES! TOES GOES!

take to prom: @dizzy-t again! I always feel dizzy after I sprinkler hard at dances, it’s another sign that she’s the girl for me to go with.

abandon in jurassic park: @margaerycharming. Hmm… I think she’d like a brontasaurus carriage. They’re like her horses, only stacked on top of each other.

push off a bridge: The other three. 

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Um... I’m not really sexually aroused thinking about any of them, although I’ve heard rumor that @abigailtremaine is a great teacher at least?

sacrifice myself for: My roommate, @claudine-frollo!

kick: @yzlachanca? I feel like it would be more like accidentally stepping on her while she’s laying down stargazing and I’m not looking where I’m going.

take to prom: @dizzy-t.

abandon in jurassic park: @frankiefearless! She is fearless, after all -- hopefully that applies to facing dinosaurs!

push off a bridge: @maggienottingham​. She doesn’t seem very nice.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Um... Anthony Tremaine is good looking even if he’s way too intimidating and Dizzy would probably not like that at all!

sacrifice myself for: @dizzy-t. And beyond this point, I’m just kind of tossing names in, no strong preference, I swear!

kick: @margaerycharming.

take to prom: @abigailtremaine.

abandon in jurassic park: Chad.

push off a bridge: @ava-tremaine.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @winterpumpkin, maybe? Since she’s the closest I got to doing that so far. 

sacrifice myself for: @hailstormporter.

kick: @yzlachanca -- only to get her attention, though! Not hard.

take to prom: @dizzy-t.

abandon in jurassic park: @claudine-frollo.

push off a bridge: @abigailtremaine. Actually getting to shove her myself? Still more satisfying than leaving her to be dino food. 

@lenflorian: Hot.

@wndersoph: Not.

@gastonthejr and @gastonlegume3: Not.

@lexi-la-bouff: Hot.

@cecefacilier: Not.

@thecarlosdevil: Not.

@lucianadevil: Hot.

@elspeth-d: Hot.

@novafitzherbert: Hot.

@kazmartyn: Not.

@kiara-adebowale: Hot.

@kovukiwa: Not.

@littlemissbibbidi: Hot.

@dizzy-t: Not.

@abigailtremaine: Hot.

@heavenlyclayton: Not.

@yzlachanca: Not.

@casperlocke: Hot.

@claudine-frollo: Hot.

You mean @anthonytremaines and his sexy abs or his lil sis, who’s nickname’s actually Abs? ‘Cause that makes a big ass difference about how I answer this.