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SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Oh wow, most of these guys are like... way too hot or way too taken. Is it insulting if I say @casperlocke because we’re like... similarly inexperienced seeming? If it is just pretend I said like, Chris Pine or something and not a real person. 

sacrifice myself for: @levbelrose, he’s a sweetie. 

kick: @jungleboyblake? I feel bad accidentally killing someone’s fiance but like, he seems a little obnoxious sometimes.

take to prom: @heathlemon.

abandon in jurassic park: @ajaxapostolos.

push off a bridge: Oh... um, a very short bridge for @dylan-donati so that @princessxymarley won’t be sad. 

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos? He’s hot. 

sacrifice myself for: @andreatriton.

kick: @anja-bjorgman. 

take to prom: @ailsbroch.

abandon in jurassic park: @ava-tremaine.

push off a bridge: @adelaide-charming.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos.

sacrifice myself for: All the people I’m now related to by marriage. @hypewithharper, @princessofisolationx, @boribjorgman, @anja-bjorgman, I’ll keep an eye on you all... unless @mackennadunbroch is in more trouble than you are, then I’m saving my other half. 

kick: @ajaxapostolos out of bed. Pretty sure I used to do that a lot back in the day.

take to prom: @ajaxapostolos. Did this too.

abandon in jurassic park: @boribjorgman seems like he’d have fun if the dinosaurs were made of snow. 

push off a bridge: @ajaxapostolos. I still secretly think he can bounce. 

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: For something different, let’s go with @ajaxapostolos. He has eight abs, y’all. Everyone else gotta step their game up.

sacrifice myself for:  @cecefacilier this time I guess.

kick: @jordanjinn for not checking who she’s texting before she starts sending her messages.

take to prom: @liamdubcis. Still good at making the cliche shit kinda nice, I guess.

abandon in jurassic park: My girl Ally would love it, it’s like wonderland on dinosaur crack.

push off a bridge: @anja-bjorgman.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Oh, well... um, not to be overly shallow, but @ajaxapostolos seems like he would be a very, very good distraction.

sacrifice myself for: @parkerspan. I just get a really good vibe from him!

kick: @ticktockbents? I’m sorry, I’m running out of choices!

take to prom: @lacklands. I’m sure he’d find his theater friends and have no problem leaving me in peace to read. 

abandon in jurassic park: @dylan-donati? I’m sorry!

push off a bridge: @danteseaprince, you can also swim quite well, can’t you?