#asumaggie

Okay, first of all? Everyone’s gorgeous, so jot that down! But we’re going to go on a scale of ‘I’d tap their butt while I was giving them a yoga lesson’ to ‘I’d tap their face… with my face… when I make out with them’ to ‘I’d tap that allllll the way,’ kay? And then a special category for my favorite people, @yzlachanca and @heyitsperry – you’ll see what their category is at the end!

I’d tap their butt while I was giving them a yoga lesson

@gastonlegume3

@cecefacilier

@lexi-la-bouff

@hadcliffe

@kazmartyn

@kovukiwa

@rilespan

@dizzy-t

@maggienottingham

@bringonethesunx

@piper-orangeboar

@claudine-frollo

I’d tap their face… with my face… when I make out with them

@gastonthejr

@toritriton

@margotfacilier

@skylarkbell

@casperlocke

@kendallandersen

@norahotterton

I’d tap that allllll the way

@novafitzherbert

@kiara-adebowale

@abigailtremaine 

@shavnphillips

I love them so much they burn brighter than the sun

@yzlachanca

@heyitsperry

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

Do I seem like a girl with an M-name kink or something?

do the sexy love™ with:  @marykatehood.

sacrifice myself for: @margaerycharming, she’s a baby and the best hope of like, preserving some kindness in the Charming family line!

kick: @princessxymarley. Probably not very hard!

take to prom: @maddielabouff.

abandon in jurassic park: @mackgin. Her dad would think it was all a hilarious joke, right? He wouldn’t like, ban me from the scientific community for doing this?

push off a bridge: @maggienottingham. Process of elimination, guys! It’s a thing.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @heavenlyclayton is the only one that doesn’t look like I stole someone’s daughter off of the street.

sacrifice myself for: @dizzy-t is the one we’ve all gotta protect with our lives, right?

kick: @maggienottingham? She’s the toughest, it seems like you could kick her and she’d just kick back instead of crying.

take to prom: @yzlachanca.

abandon in jurassic park: @cecefacilier.

push off a bridge: @claudine-frollo.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Um... I’m not really sexually aroused thinking about any of them, although I’ve heard rumor that @abigailtremaine is a great teacher at least?

sacrifice myself for: My roommate, @claudine-frollo!

kick: @yzlachanca? I feel like it would be more like accidentally stepping on her while she’s laying down stargazing and I’m not looking where I’m going.

take to prom: @dizzy-t.

abandon in jurassic park: @frankiefearless! She is fearless, after all -- hopefully that applies to facing dinosaurs!

push off a bridge: @maggienottingham​. She doesn’t seem very nice.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: I don’t know! Sexy time is too much, I wish this question were different! But maybe I could have kissy time with @miss-bianca-ellis? She’s my year, it wouldn’t be super duper weird!

sacrifice myself for: @andreatriton and @noa-atua! It would make Mary Kate happy.

kick: @warriorprincessli, while Lonnie was teaching me ROAR moves and I was practicing my kick-flips!

take to prom: @sumskellington! She’s so cute and nice!

abandon in jurassic park: I don’t knoooow, @maggienottingham, do you like dinosaurs?

push off a bridge: @maggienottingham, do you like jumping off of things? Which is more fun for you?

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with:  I feel awful, but I’m not sure I feel enough of an inclination to answer any of these people for this!

sacrifice myself for: @zoetomago and @shortyshortz and @hasira-mwitu and @miss-bianca-ellis are all freshman who need an orientation guide and an RA to help guide and protect them, so that’s what I’ll do!

kick: @anja-bjorgman! It would be an accident, when I slipped on the ice and fell while visiting her.

take to prom: @maggienottingham.

abandon in jurassic park: Oh look!

push off a bridge: No casualties this time!

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @kiara-adebowale‘s hot and I could kick Kovu’s ass if he tried to start something with me for saying that.

sacrifice myself for: @cecefacilier‘s cooler than the rest of the list, I guess, but I don’t wanna die for her. Just maybe get maimed a little.

kick: @heavenlyclayton is old but she’s got a kid so I guess she’s getting kicked. 

take to prom: @chloeoftheball? She seems like she’d love that kind of thing.

abandon in jurassic park: @hypewithharper. Who even is she?

push off a bridge: @maggienottingham.