#asulexi

Okay, first of all? Everyone’s gorgeous, so jot that down! But we’re going to go on a scale of ‘I’d tap their butt while I was giving them a yoga lesson’ to ‘I’d tap their face… with my face… when I make out with them’ to ‘I’d tap that allllll the way,’ kay? And then a special category for my favorite people, @yzlachanca and @heyitsperry – you’ll see what their category is at the end!

I’d tap their butt while I was giving them a yoga lesson

@gastonlegume3

@cecefacilier

@lexi-la-bouff

@hadcliffe

@kazmartyn

@kovukiwa

@rilespan

@dizzy-t

@maggienottingham

@bringonethesunx

@piper-orangeboar

@claudine-frollo

I’d tap their face… with my face… when I make out with them

@gastonthejr

@toritriton

@margotfacilier

@skylarkbell

@casperlocke

@kendallandersen

@norahotterton

I’d tap that allllll the way

@novafitzherbert

@kiara-adebowale

@abigailtremaine 

@shavnphillips

I love them so much they burn brighter than the sun

@yzlachanca

@heyitsperry

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: I’m not going to lie, if @gastonthejr and I took like... a 30 minute time-out from being a couple, I’d love to be @kendallandersen‘s first time. He’s super eager to learn, ladies! He’ll give you anything you ask him to. 

sacrifice myself for: @gastonthejr.

kick: @shavnphillips.

take to prom: @casperlocke.

abandon in jurassic park: @lexi-la-bouff.

push off a bridge:  @maggienottingham.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: PASS.

sacrifice myself for: Carlos is my favorite.

kick: @hadcliffe.

take to prom: @shavnphillips or @yzlachanca.

abandon in jurassic park: @lexi-la-bouff.

push off a bridge: @claudine-frollo.

@lenflorian: Hot.

@wndersoph: Not.

@gastonthejr and @gastonlegume3: Not.

@lexi-la-bouff: Hot.

@cecefacilier: Not.

@thecarlosdevil: Not.

@lucianadevil: Hot.

@elspeth-d: Hot.

@novafitzherbert: Hot.

@kazmartyn: Not.

@kiara-adebowale: Hot.

@kovukiwa: Not.

@littlemissbibbidi: Hot.

@dizzy-t: Not.

@abigailtremaine: Hot.

@heavenlyclayton: Not.

@yzlachanca: Not.

@casperlocke: Hot.

@claudine-frollo: Hot.

The following characters have failed to regain activity, failed to submit a blog, or have been dropped due to lack of muse. Please unfollow:

@lexi-la-bouff (Charlotte La Bouff)

@little-charlie-hood (Maid Marian & Robin Hood)

@melodybythesea (Ariel & Eric)

Oda Bjorgman (Anna & Kristoff)

@ycnmeili (Mulan & Shang)

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Nope!

sacrifice myself for: I don’t want to die for these randos!

kick: @lexi-la-bouff and @totohamada. I don’t know them well but I might want to someday, so... no death sentence for you!

take to prom: @toritriton.

abandon in jurassic park: @svgarrush. With your car. DINO RACE!

push off a bridge: @leilaningata and @hamadakimi are both boring, bye!

The following muses have been dropped due to lack of muse:

@adamshank​ (Shank)

GREGG SULKIN is now open !!

The following members have been inactive for one or more weeks or have failed to return from their requested hiatus period and have approximately 24 hours to resume posting or request a hiatus before their roles are reopened:

@lexi-la-bouff (1st Warning)

@little-charlie-hood (2nd Warning)

@lyra-k (1st Warning)

@miss-bianca-ellis (1st Warning)