#aro shitpost

"It's shippy if you squint" Well, I'm not squinting. My eyes are wide fucking open to see that these characters have more important things to worry about than romance.

I may be aroace but I will serve cunt before I serve my country

‘aro trending on valentines’ is funny and all, but if you’re on the right side of tumblr, aromantic is always trending

Honestly? I'm SO tired of seeing these mcs (who end up together) having the most unrealistic falls of human history. Got to be the cliche-est moment from how many million times I've come across it in movies, dramas, you name it. So usually either 1. one falls on the top of the other (onto floor, bed etc.), 2. goes to fall backwards from reaching for something and is saved by the other before they can hit the ground, or just 3. directly falls into the arms of the other and then there's prolonged eYe cOntact cause for some reason despite falling so dramatically you're not in the slightest embarrassed or startled and just freeze there in that position to get lOst in the eyes of person B and go as far as to forget the surroundings and the very existence of reality. Very rarely do they make the falls realistic and not exploit it for romance. Now. I Want to see two people, having a thing for each other, fall together in the most clumsiest way possible, perhaps on top of each other and actually get hurt (it's what happens when you HIT things) and it's not romantic in the slightest and hurts like when you bang your elbow too hard or stub your toe and you are not happy about the incident in the slightest and immediately scramble apart (like what happens in REAL LiFE) and never dare to look each other in the face from sheer mortification. Bonus points for hilarity of embarrassment.

Today at school again the english lesson sidetracked to some marriage related cringey surface talk and i was reminded again just How Different I Am from the general population (◔‿◔)