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#if “no touchy” was a person
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I just want Hannibal to get the attention that it so rightfully deserves now that it’s on Netflix so that I can have season four
are we just not going to mention how hot klaus and diego looked in the tua season two trailer? like don't get me wrong, that whole cast is smoking but specifically them
In season one, when Allison asked Vanya is she had sweatpants, what was she expecting? Her sister's half her height, her pants would be middle-length shorts for her.
Klaus: You know, I think it's important we speak with one voice
Luther: I couldn't agree more-
Klaus: That voice is mine.
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I swear I fuckin tried to like Luther. I heard everyone on tumblr giving him shit but thought, you know, I’d try to look at it from his perspective and give his character a fair shot.
I hate Luther.
God damn it.
Reactions to Umbrella Academy Characters
Reginald: -1,000/10 If your brief flashback to a dying woman I don’t know and don’t get to know was supposed to give me sympathy for your emotionally detached. abusive alien ass it failed. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you and your woman in the refrigerator.
Luther: 5/10 Feel bad for you space boy but, please, don’t hook up with your adopted sister. It’s bad enough that the situation is weird but the actors also have zip chemistry to pull it off. Also who was in charge of your costuming? Is that literal monkey suit meant to be vaguely realistic? You look like you’re wearing bad Halloween muscle padding. Sorry.
Diego: 3/10 You’re like a bad Hawkeye and Batman lovechild. Also, you used to fuck the detective lady. We get it, she gets it but you’re no longer getting it so maybe let it go?
Allison: 8/10 I appreciate the identity crisis you’ve got going on and how hard you try to be a good person. It’s super genuine and I feel for ya. But also don’t fuck your adopted, partially gorilla brother. Please. No one wants this.
Klause: 11/10 YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HOT MESS I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR CHILDHOOD AND VIETNAM. PLEASE KEEP GETTING BETTER. ILY
Five: 0/10 Look upon my garden of fucks and see that it is as barren as the post apocalyptic wasteland you got stuck in.
Ben: 6/10 Likable. Helpful. Gimme more.
Vanya: 8/10 Only Ellen Page can pull off a character who’s pretty one note for most the season and make them watchable. Great at the climax points of the character arc. I mean I knew it was coming but I still enjoyed the ride. Bitchin wardrobe choices.
Mr. Pogo: 3/10 -dramatically enters a room- “Ah, you’ve figured out the first of many secrets. Yes I knew. Of course I said fuck all. And I’m still hiding secrets because of loyalty and- well that bit me in the ass guess I’m dead now.”
Grace: 10/10 Simple character. Serves purpose. Also bitch give me your wardrobe.
Leonard: 5/10 You wear ulterior motive on you like a neon sign. And unlike Vanya, I knew where your character was going and did not enjoy the ride.
Hazel and Chacha: 1,000/10 Literally the most unexpected and pleasant surprise. Who wrote you? Who decided on this? They deserve cake and an award. I could have watched y’all as a separate show and been satisfied. Complex, funny, well acted. Fucking superb you funky little time travelers.
