Starwars: Rebels as Brooklyn 99 quotes!
Dude I have so many of these itโs a problem
Everyone on the Ghost: โฆ
Ezra: Why is everyone staring at me?
Sabine: Dude you just called Kanan your dad
Kanan: Do you see me as a father figure?
Ezra: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure. Cause youโre always bothering me.
Zeb: Hey! Show your father some respect.
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Sabine: Whatโs the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
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Minister Tua: Iโve made promises to my superiors that I most certainly cannot keep.
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Sabine: Theyโll deny everything. We need proof.
Chopper: *translated from bianary* So, letโs get it. Step one: put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it in poison.
Sabine: Thatโs step one? Whatโs step two?
Chopper: Tell their widows they were thieves.
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Thrawn: Iโm fine at parties. I stand in the middle of the room and donโt say anything.
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Hondo: Great! Who are we killing? I wonโt do kids, thatโs a rule. But that rule is negotiable if that kid is a dick.
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Cham: I donโt want my only daughter dating a screw up.
Kanan: Well, I donโt want my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad.
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Hera: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Ezra: Okay but in my defense Sabine bet me 15 credits that I couldnโt drink all that shampoo.
Hera: Thatโs not what I wanted to- you drank shampoo?
Ezra: What? No. Youโre the one farting bubbles.
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Derek โHobbieโ Klivian: Please, whatever your idea is, I just donโt want to get shot again.
Hera: Hobbie, it was paint-ball, suck it up.
Hobbie: Isnโt this supposed to be an apology?
Hera: Youโre right Iโm sorry.
Hera, to Ahsoka whoโs standing next to her: I mean I shot my husband with a real blaster two years ago, and it comes up way less than this.
