THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

I can't believe that Reginald was an actual dad to Pogo but when Pogo gets older he just turns him into his butler, he literally made his son his butler I fucking hate Reginald Hargreaves so much

AU where Klaus is a famous comedian who does stand up routines about their messed up childhood

AU WHERE JOHN MULANEY IS THE EIGHTH UMBRELLA ACADEMY CHILD WHO DOES STAND UP ABOUT THEIR CHILDHOOD

Imagine if they found out about Lila having powers earlier because she met Klaus and casually says hi to Ben because she doesn't know he's a ghost.

I fucking love this

I love how the entire family just accepts the fact that Diego is Walmart Batman they’re all just like ‘we love you but your hero complex is obvious and the amount of leather is astounding’

Imagine being Vanya, no memory of anything at all and stuck in 1963, seduces a farmers wife, gets chased by 3 swedish dudes shooting at her, discovers she has powers and uses them on said swedish dudes, hides in the corn field all night alone, then suddenly some little feral school boy comes out of nowhere and is like ;3 hi vanya, i’m ur brother my name is literally just a number missed u xx

Ben took all the brain cells with him when he died.