#ambiguous age

Thoughts on dark childhood best friend!Johnny! Cw: DARKFIC, DUB-CON/NON-CON, thigh fucking, somnophilia, tell me if I missed any.

He’s always been a bit touchy since you were kids, holding your hand, hugging you, kissing your cheek or even pressing himself against you whenever he could. It had always been innocent as kids, some kind of puppy-love that you were willing to give back, looking for him whenever you were out, eyes cued to look for the familiar blues that you came to love so much. You were neighbours, living right across from him in a quaint house, unbothered by many siblings that his mother kept popping out.

Your mother was sweet, letting him come by whenever he wanted to escape the hectic mess of his house, and you were the sweetest thing he’d ever known. You were so willing to act as his distraction, pulling him away from the chaos and into your safe haven : your room. It quickly became his room as much as it was yours, he spent so many nights sleeping in your room, sharing your bed with him, his arms wrapped around your hip and face nuzzled in your hair.

Once puberty rolled in, his voice deepening and facial hair growing, he started packing more weight and strength, his ego swelling with all the dopey eyes he received from girls his age and older, but they never strayed from you. He only had eyes for you, his best friend. They roved over your aging body, your breast swelling and hips becoming a dangerous temptation to him. He knew you looked at him as nothing but your best friend, the guy you grew up playing with and sharing happy moments, but he couldn’t stop the growing tent in his briefs when he jumped in bed with you at night.

He didn’t feel guilty about getting hard at the sight of you in shorts and an oversized t-shirt, it was natural, a reaction towards the opposite sex being so clearly comfortable with him. He became much more intimate with the placements of his hands, they would slip under your shirt, over the softness of your stomach and under your growing boobs. Despite your protest and sleepy grumble, he’d steal a touch of your pebbled nipples, round and hard before dipping down your waist and placing them a bit too high on your thighs to be considered platonic.

You complained but rarely retaliated because he reasoned with you that a lot of best friends were this touchy, grinding your ass when you were sleeping on your stomach, groping your softness while he panted and groaned, his cock leaking a wet patch on his pants. This was normal, he had rights to you that none other had because Johnny was your childhood best friend.

“In the short time since he defeated me”

Junjie literally thought he was the dark slinger for a short time, probably less than a year. I am quoting him. He had no concept that 20 years had passed. You cannot argue that he knew that 20 years had passed because he literally textually did not.

He felt no physical difference in age to raise suspicions during the physically demanding activities of ROTE, peak health of a 40 year old is very different to peak health of a 20 year old (suggesting he physically is not 40 like some of y’all argue). And, he had no memory of his time ghouled to refer back to (suggesting he didn’t age mentally like some of y’all argue).

I don’t even care about shipping, some of y’all just have piss on the poor media comprehension

If you wanna make creep arguments, argue that he’s 20, cause that’s still weird to ship with a 15 year old, but stop acting like he’s a whole ass middle aged adult because casual viewers will see your argument and dismiss you as crazy and blind.

oh ho ho~ let me rub my grubby little hands all over this. This is very tasty, I don't think I can do full sex slave but unhealthy codependency is my flavor. And let me just say Wei Wuxian's intentions were very innocent...at first. Okay just a little underlying motive. LWJ was the only to stay by him, this time WWX wants to ensure that his importance to LWJ exceeds even his family. Just in case he ever needs help.

So instead of dying when he broke the Stygian Tiger Amulet, he got sent back to the past as a quasi immortal born of resentful energy. And at first he thinks of changing the future but he's limited by the fact that there is another him out there he'd have to be careful and so far he can't seem to leave the Cloud Recesses yet... eventually he will. At the same time he realizes he's back farther than he thought when he catches sight of a young LWJ kneeling outside a house - regardless of the weather - waiting for something that never happens. So WWX sits by his side, LWJ ignores him at first but the quiet but constant chatter is comforting.

LWJ thinks the man next to him is a spirit - no one else sees him or makes comments. He also know he won't do harm bc the cloud recesses have barriers against wicked things - he won't know till after he's deep in love with WWX just how great & terrible his love could be. They become friends, LWJ lets go of his grief and spends more time with WWX...within limits. It is worrying to LXC & LQR just how much time LWJ spends alone but he's also happier than he is in a long time.

And that's all they are until LWJ gets older, his body is changing and looking more & more like the boy who chased after him under the moonlight. WWX realizes something that he's been ignoring for a long time...he wants to be the only LWJ ever looks at, wants to be the only one he ever loves; WWX is unwilling to share him and maybe not even his other self.

This is where things change.

LWJ has already grown dependent on WWX, no matter how embarrassing or ridiculous the man can get, he is LWJ's dearest one and the first he goes to for these new... stirrings. WWX takes LWJ's education very seriously, he answers every question LWJ has and makes every experience a good one. But remember this is a man who barely kissed, so they're figuring it out together. Their kisses as so sloppy and gross - too much tongue, clashing teeth and so much drool - hand jobs and oral go better because WWX is very into them being vocal. I don't know which is better: WWX letting teen! LWJ fuck him like an over eager rabbit or WWX fucking LWJ. Either way the size difference and the aesthetic is enough to make me keel over and die of how Horny that would be.

Eventually JC and the other WY come to study, it follows canon for the most part. LWJ confronts WWX about WY.

("I don't understand, just what are you?"

"Someone who loves you.")

He comes to WWX for advice and comfort, WY is repeating the same gestures WWX did and since they are similar (but not the same) he is also sparking up those romantic feelings but it's more frustrating bc LWJ refuses to react to WY. It only makes WY want to do more. One day, probably the day WY showed LWJ porn, WY sneaks back, slightly disappointed he didn't get the reaction he wanted. He balances carefully on the tree branches, peering through the window, ready to surprise LWJ. Except he's the one getting surprised.

Limp & loose, LWJ was leaning back against a man in red and black robes, fully supported by him. LWJ's face was a delicate pink color, his heavy breathing one of the few sounds in the room, hair spilling out & robes loose. In one hand the man tenderly cradled LWJ's face, a white ribbon wrapped around his wrist while the other hand was further below, slick sounds with every movement as he stroked LWJ's cock. Little whimpers bubbling out of LWJ, his eyes sliding close in pleasure.

so uh, I actually had to resend this one to take out the age (better safe than sorry). In the future, you guys please try to avoid using specific ages if it's under 16-18, it was one of the reasons the old blog got shut down. You can vague/allude to younger ages but nothing specific. Thanks!

Anyways you have me hooked.

JFM doesn't actually get in the whore house before he spots MY, he just sees him and thinks 'I want him.' and MY - who was desperate for money for his mother - agrees to accompany him for the night. One night turns to two, turns to three, turns to more. JFM can't stop visiting this pretty boy. JFM is pretty generous after the first night, enough that MY can get himself and his mother away from the brothel and into a proper home. It's then that MY realizes he has some power & money now, not much but enough to start something to have a safety net. He starts building a spy network under the guise of a whore house, something he takes more seriously after his father's rejection.

The next leader he gets is NMJ. It was easier than expected. For all NMJ is about doing good, he's very much a person who deals with his needs accordingly and as soon as possible. He comes across MY who fits his type, they fuck like animals. And for all that NMJ looked down on him for his profession, it changes when MY casually passes on some dire info on to him, saving NMJ's life. If he needs reliable information or just wants a good fuck, he sends for MY. You know who immediately jumps MY after finding out he banged Sect Leader Nie, WRH that's who! He thinks he can get one over NMJ by screwing his favorite whore - it definitely annoys NMJ but he's not the boss of MY so whatever - WRH puts pressure on MY to blackmail him but MY doesn't care for WRH since his people don't care for the damage they do to average folks like him. He still brings WRH's downfall in the end.

LXC and him develop a friendship after LXC mistakes him for NMJ's friend, since he saw the two together in Qinghe. He has no idea that MY is a brothel owner until he needs a place to hide out during the war. Sweet, naive LXC getting seduced by MY, who uses that time to have his people quickly copy the books bc wtf why did no one store a set of back ups somewhere?? LXC is smitten but knows nothing more can become of them.

By this point, MY only needs one more - his own father - he anonymously invites JGS to visit, only this time he's not interested in any benefit from JGS. He still organises the deathfuck orgy, JGS is secretly given an aphrodisiac and the longer the orgy goes the worse it strains his heart but also if he doesn't fuck it hurts. He's suffering but refuses to stop, how can he call himself a man if he does. Drunk from alcohol and pain, JGS doesn't notice that the beauties are quietly switching with ugly & old whores. MY decides to give him a ride, laughing at how pathetic and weakened JGS looks. There's cum going down his backside as he watches JGS die while being held down and ridden to death. The whore get proper compensation of course and JGS' corpse is sent back to Lanling.

It also doesn't help when the manga, comics, etc. versions of a character with ambiguous age change how they refer to the character in each version and translation. It really gets confusing when the original doesn't give you any clues, not even in a book or any other official canon source.